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BrainDance posted:They're probably explosive when they show up dead too. Squirrels are carriers of the black plague. I hope that helps.
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Pirate Radar posted:but how do you, in good conscience Let me stop you right there...
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Power Khan posted:Squirrels are carriers of the black plague. I hope that helps. Buy more
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# ? Jul 21, 2018 21:37 |
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Tai1
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# ? Jul 21, 2018 23:05 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:It's pretty easy to find in Chengdu. So I've heard. It grows wild in the corner of every corn field in the North-east, and Shenyang had tons of it growing in vacant lots all over the city.
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# ? Jul 22, 2018 01:49 |
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You guys remember the formaldehyde tainted milk powder some years back right? The minister in charge of food safety and regulations from that time didn't get fired, but got promoted to health minister. Now there are news about fake vaccines being distributed and used on his watch. Continuing like this, he'll take over as president soon!
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# ? Jul 22, 2018 05:38 |
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Had this amazing match on Tantan: Me: "Hey, nice to meet you." Her: "Nice to meet you too. Are you in China?" Me: "Yes, you can read my profile." Her: "Oh, are you in Shenzhen?" Me: "That's in my profile too!" Her: "What is your age?" Me: "That's also in my profile." Her: "Where are you from?" Me: "It's in my profile." Her: "I am sorry, but I don't believe people's profiles in this app." Me: "Ok, but my profile will tell you everything you want to know." *She sends back a photo of my profile (you can send photos in Tantan, unlike Tinder)* Her: "It says you teach English." Me: "Where does it say that? I wrote nothing like that in there. Did you even read it?" Her: "So your profile is lying?" Me: "What are you talking about?" She stopped replying. Mainland critical thinking at its finest, ladies and gents. 420 Gank Mid posted:is 520 the weed number in China?
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# ? Jul 22, 2018 05:55 |
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Bajaj posted:Had this amazing match on Tantan: not to what aboutism but that gives me dejavu from a few people on tinder in the us. not the 2nd part though thats just crazy
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Bajaj posted:Had this amazing match on Tantan: 7456
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# ? Jul 22, 2018 07:12 |
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“I often wash the toilets until they don’t smell anymore,” Well laa dee daa aren't we fancy making the toilet not stink sometimes, is the queen coming by for brunch?
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Grand Fromage posted:“I often wash the toilets until they don’t smell anymore,” after
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 01:26 |
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Not trusting things on dating profiles is smart though. The second part is probably just bad reading comprehension and then you made her lose face.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 04:10 |
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Also I saw quite a few pet squirrels on leashes in Taiwan and the poor things always looked stressed and half dead. If in a cage, they were just doing some horrible compulsive behavior like Pirate Radar described.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 04:11 |
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Threads That Are Dark
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 04:20 |
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BIG NEWS EVERYBODY! https://www.psypost.org/2018/07/daughters-view-the-physical-attractiveness-of-their-spouses-as-more-important-than-their-parents-51829 quote:Daughters view the physical attractiveness of their spouses as more important than their parents This is going to get regurgitated in studies for years without considering that in China a man + money + attractive features = tons of mistresses regardless of marital status. Also man + money = mistresses anyway. Also 5000 years of Chinese culture now being pushed on the rest of the world using this study. If a man is reduced to a provider role, as they are in China, then of course the daughters are going to want the guy their parents force her to marry to at least look ok.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 04:47 |
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wow so science
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 05:12 |
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Bajaj posted:BIG NEWS EVERYBODY!
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 05:32 |
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simplefish posted:Yeah I too cared more about my spouse's attractiveness than my parents' attractiveness, is this not normal? Depends on how seriously you take the word of Sigmund Freud.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 07:57 |
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Atlas Hugged posted:Not trusting things on dating profiles is smart though. Wouldn't someone who lied in their profile say the same lies when asked over a text? I would expect almost all of it to be some sort of stretch of the truth, but how would sending a text verify any of it? Or are dating profiles just bait to start a chat and then you come clean about your meth habit and lack of millionaireness?
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 08:51 |
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hate when im trying to break up with my lovely ex but my mom keeps going on about how ripped he is
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 09:04 |
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lol
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 10:53 |
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Help london is can be easily over crowded by bad fashion tourists screaming. My hotel lobby too, I’m so embarrassed help
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 11:02 |
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caberham posted:Help london is can be easily over crowded by bad fashion tourists screaming.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 11:14 |
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U avin a giggle?
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 12:54 |
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pro tip drinking in public is not very illegal in england hope that helps
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 13:19 |
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Still dying a little inside every time I think about the guy who decided he liked squirrels enough to want to keep one in his apartment and yet kept relentlessly hammering the button that delivered dead ones right to his front door
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 14:21 |
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Now I'm trying to decide if it's a better prank to ship someone a live squirrel or a dead one.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 14:28 |
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Schrödinger's Squirrel
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 14:37 |
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A metaphor for your love life
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 14:42 |
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I already died laughing.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 16:27 |
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Sten Freak posted:https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/china-woman-dong-yaoqiong-disappears-spraying-ink-xi-jinping-a8455166.html https://www.hongkongfp.com/2018/07/23/chinese-protester-splashed-ink-xi-jinping-poster-sent-psychiatric-hospital-report/
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 16:44 |
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https://twitter.com/HumansOfLate/status/1021418552191045632 From the C-SPAM thread
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Let us English posted:https://twitter.com/HumansOfLate/status/1021418552191045632 hosed up, if true.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 17:25 |
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I also like the caption. The "missile frigate" firing it's gun batteries. So many possibilities. A) It's not a missile frigate, because those are advanced and very expensive. So it's just a conventional frigate but to admit that would be loss of face because all prestigious navies rely on missiles over guns now. B) Missiles are too expensive to play with so they only use the guns. Kind of like the reports of their military parade equipment never getting used in any other context because it costs too much. C) The missile system was designed by Chabuduo Engineering Firm and doesn't work.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 17:58 |
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Like holy poo poo squirrels are so neurotic like other prey animals such as rabbits that sounds like an awful pet if you don't have space for them to hide in. And taking them on a leash out what the gently caress.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 18:59 |
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lol @ a country being so barren and devoid of life that people pay money to import common pests from other countries
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 19:18 |
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Devils Affricate posted:lol @ a country being so barren and devoid of life that people pay money to import common pests from other countries They have the prairie dog vacuums to export them as pets to Japan.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 19:31 |
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I mean, they capture fish released by Buddhists. They killed all the sparrows by say of exhausting them.
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# ? Jul 23, 2018 19:49 |
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I mean if the squirrel got loose it wouldn't cause that much of a problem... https://twitter.com/CGTNOfficial/status/1020897479552716803 Oh.....
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BexGu posted:I mean if the squirrel got loose it wouldn't cause that much of a problem... I often wonder what the real rate of HIV infection in the mainland population is, what with face culture and the whole 'Chinese don't get HIV' going on. Does anyone have that quote about China as Mordor handy? I wanna show it to the girl. She's still confused about why that dude kept ordering squirls.
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