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Bobby Digital posted:George Washington was twelve stories high. Made of radiation
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Bobby Digital posted:George Washington was twelve stories high. Ahhh my dude
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Jul 22, 2018 04:05
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verbal enema posted:Washington Washington I find myself singing this out loud like all the time now.
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Jul 22, 2018 04:43
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Milo and POTUS posted:I find myself singing this out loud like all the time now. poo poo whenever I read or hear about something that uses the phrase “helps/saves the children” I silently add “but not the British children”
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Jul 22, 2018 04:47
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Milo and POTUS posted:I find myself singing this out loud like all the time now. OPPONENTS BEWARE
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Jul 22, 2018 04:50
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Reference? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foqOtlrPCN4
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Jul 22, 2018 05:21
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Welp, now I know what a surfacing repressed memory is.
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Jul 22, 2018 05:39
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Top hats purely exist to compensate for shortness.
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Jul 22, 2018 07:14
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Carbon dioxide posted:Top hats purely exist to fill with rabbits.
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Jul 22, 2018 07:17
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Carbon dioxide posted:Top hats purely exist to compensate for shortness. Tall hats have been worn since Ancient Egypt. Wearing a tall or high hat to intimidate/impress others is not a new thing.
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Jul 22, 2018 07:41
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Someone post the JFK song, also the video on Sodom and Gomorrah, think there were a couple others that are thread relevant as well
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Jul 22, 2018 07:48
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drrockso20 posted:Someone post the JFK song, also the video on Sodom and Gomorrah, think there were a couple others that are thread relevant as well Sodom and Gomorrah, strangely not in the top 10 search results: https://youtu.be/bar3GOzDNzg Edit: That's also the channel of the people (guy?) who made those videos. Captain Scandinaiva has a new favorite as of 11:41 on Jul 22, 2018 |
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:Welp, now I know what a surfacing repressed memory is. Why would you repress that. It's fricking rad
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Jul 22, 2018 08:15
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syscall girl posted:I'd fight Lincoln Lincoln would loving wreck you: http://www.abrahamlincolnsclassroom.org/abraham-lincoln-in-depth/abraham-lincoln-the-athlete/
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Jul 22, 2018 10:51
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Lincoln saved the union from traitors and vampires and I highly doubt any goon could take him.
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Jul 22, 2018 11:18
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Carbon dioxide posted:Top hats purely exist to compensate for short penis.
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Jul 22, 2018 11:25
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Speaking of, Lincoln famously wore a top had and that guy was huge. Not sure about being hung. He was possibly gay.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Speaking of, Lincoln famously wore a top had and that guy was huge. Not sure about being hung. He was possibly gay. Actually he wore a normal hat but once he looked in to the cursed mirror and was elongated, his hat changed with him and he just never replaced it.
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Jul 22, 2018 13:44
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I heard that motherfucker had like 30 god damned dicks.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I heard that motherfucker had like 30 god damned dicks. In a row?
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Alhazred posted:Lincoln would loving wreck you: http://www.abrahamlincolnsclassroom.org/abraham-lincoln-in-depth/abraham-lincoln-the-athlete/ I didn't say I intended to win That's disrespectful Just to say I did
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Bobby Digital posted:George Washington was twelve stories high. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky4I5H4udgM this isn't really relevant i just wanted to post the song about wanting to gently caress the statue of liberty
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I heard that motherfucker had like 30 god damned dicks. He'll kick you apart.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Speaking of, Lincoln famously wore a top had and that guy was huge. Not sure about being hung. He was possibly gay. How is it that Abe was made to eat a hat, and yet nobody thought to make him eat a top hat?
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I heard that motherfucker had like 30 god damned dicks. I heard he built the cabin log he was born in. The mother must have been proud, and starved.
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He chopped down a cherry tree and when his dad asked him if he did it, he chopped him down as well.
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So what sort of hat should you wear to compensate for a penis that's of average length but is really thin? Asking for a friend.Alhazred posted:Lincoln would loving wreck you: http://www.abrahamlincolnsclassroom.org/abraham-lincoln-in-depth/abraham-lincoln-the-athlete/ quote:gripping each end with one hand, raised it deliberately to his face and drank from the bunghole. 
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Keru posted:Nah, Obama was the size of an oak tree, growing in size each day. He sleeps outside since the rains have ceased, and his skin is thick to bullets.
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Laserjet 4P posted:He sleeps outside since the rains have ceased, and his skin is thick to bullets. This is not true. He had a vulnerability to bullet in the critical spot + 1000%
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Solice Kirsk posted:He chopped down a cherry tree and when his dad asked him if he did it, he chopped him down as well. Sorry but that's apocryphal. There actually aren't any real cherry trees anymore. When he was asked if he chopped down the cherry tree he immediately chopped down literally every other cherry tree in existence. He immediately said "you doubt me, you fucker?"
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Der Kyhe posted:This is not true. He had a vulnerability to bullet in the critical spot + 1000% Holding him by his hair when he was dunked in the River Styx was a mistake, in hindsight.
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Peeny Cheez posted:So what sort of hat should you wear to compensate for a penis that's of average length but is really thin? Asking for a friend. A sombrero.
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Deteriorata posted:Holding him by his hair when he was dunked in the River Styx was a mistake, in hindsight. Actual historical fun fact- the thing about Achilles being invincible is some AD-era fan fiction, and in the Iliad he died to an arrow through his chest.
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He doesn't die in the illiad my dude
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poo poo, yeah, you’re right. What am I thinking of?
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Catboy Autonomist posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky4I5H4udgM Why would you gently caress the old Statue of Liberty when you can gently caress the model that a federal judge has ruled to be sexier?
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