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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

AOC has large bonuses to Diplomacy, Bluff, and Stealth, and possesses the powerful ability to fly

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

for the longest time I thought ozymandias was just a made up vaguely egyptian sounding name for the poem, but apparently that was another name for ramses

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Willie Tomg posted:

an entire room full of college educated democrats with smartphones and 4G, thinking their hardest


"i heard this ozymandias guy was pretty great, and worked hard. voters connect with this."

you're telling me he wasn't a great guy

they built a statue for him

they wrote a poem about the statue

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

cenotaph posted:

I love how implying that giving people stability through programs for things like housing and health care isn't an economic opportunity.
economic opportunity to democrats as exemplified through their Better Deal means giving tax credits to employers for 'job training' programs*

*this means in practice the employers just re-frame positions they would've hired anyways as job training

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

zegermans posted:

for the longest time I thought ozymandias was just a made up vaguely egyptian sounding name for the poem, but apparently that was another name for ramses

Isn't it the greeks version of his name?

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Someone in one the 2016 threads had a huge effortpost about how much time it took them to get clear info on just one of her policies by going down the website rabbithole. Wish I'd saved it.
the worst part is you can't even trust that they won't immediately betray their policy positions as soon as they are in office just like the democrats and obama did in 2008

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
S tier succ

https://twitter.com/Comey/status/1021132108381683712

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


“america’s great middle” lmao

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
ill show you a great middle, its called the crack of my rear end.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/Diane_7A/status/1021132304566153216

On one hand, still succ. But good to see that the centrists are turning on each other.

anime was right posted:

ill show you a great middle, its called the crack of my rear end.

I can't believe you missed a chance at a "giving him the finger" joke.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

anime was right posted:

ill show you a great middle, its called the crack of my rear end.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I prefer meat griddle to great middle.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

my great middle wants comey to suck it.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

frankenfreak posted:

I prefer meat griddle to great middle.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


anime was right posted:

ill show you a great middle, its called the crack of my rear end.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/EdKrassen/status/1021132357829644289

huge shock

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


its interesting seeing even #resistance wine moms getting mad at comey

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

its interesting seeing even #resistance wine moms getting mad at comey

It's great

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Modus Pwnens posted:

I support checks from the government and balances in my bank account

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
James comey hates black people

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Taintrunner posted:

James comey hates black people

He loves mansplaining I bet

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Taintrunner posted:

James comey hates doesn't care about black people

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Jeb! Repetition posted:

Remember when Joe Kennedy or Chelsea Clinton or some other political dynastic scion was being criticized and a bad Dem accidentally made an argument for aristocracy

Yes. It's great that people think that going into a family profession us indicative of being immersed in it since birth and thereby having expertise and passion and not just, "yeah I guess I'll take the low effort path by using my existing network of contacts to get a job."

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Taintrunner posted:

James comey hates black people

and muslims!

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

on one hand comey helped give us trump which has been pretty entertaining, on the other he's rooting against aoc already....

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

GalacticAcid posted:

doesn’t change how he campaigned my friend

his supposed non-succdem rhetoric is vastly overstated. like yeah no poo poo if you're running in a district that's mostly retired union workers you talk up unions, medicare, and social security

but mostly he was really insistent on being super bipartisan and playing up his previous troop and cop careers

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Benny the Snake posted:

Taintrunner posted:

James comey hates doesn't care about black bleugh people

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
there's a reason lamb is held as the proof of concept for the dccc's grand strategy of running republicans as democrats to flip lean districts

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

god comey is such a dweeb

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Acelerion posted:

god comey is such a dweeb

Not enough wedgies

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Calibanibal posted:

AOC has large bonuses to Diplomacy, Bluff, and Stealth, and possesses the powerful ability to fly

+5 Damage vs bad dem incumbents

Can cast lamestream media dispel if if the panel expert worked for or has worked for MSNBC

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
congrats centrists for making your worldview so unappealing you get yelled at all the time

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

“america’s great middle” lmao

Haven't studies showed that the middle is basically a myth since the downward spiral of the US is making centrism less effective?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




frankenfreak posted:

I prefer meat griddle to great middle.

im sorry but you are not a culture fit for wework

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Can we PLEASE go back to not trusting/liking the FBI and CIA.

Suck it, Comey.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
The problem is the lanyard idea of centrists is "socially liberal, fiscally conservative" which very few people actually believe. The view is just pushed so much because it is disproportionally held by the rich and powerful. A real attempt at a "centrist" candidacy would be the opposite which is basically what campaign Trump pretended to be.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
The FBI is full of weasles and Jimmy Comey was king weasel.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

MaxxBot posted:

The problem is the lanyard idea of centrists is "socially liberal, fiscally conservative" which very few people actually believe. The view is just pushed so much because it is disproportionally held by the rich and powerful. A real attempt at a "centrist" candidacy would be the opposite which is basically what campaign Trump pretended to be.



I'm shocked that out of touch lanyards went "no it is the data that is wrong"

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Benny the Snake posted:

The FBI is full of weasles and Jimmy Comey was king weasel.

He's king cuck

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Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
King weasel is funnier to visualize

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