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Let's make it the next Goon Project to totally troll this guy and buy orders of nothing over and over again. It'll be funnier and less wasteful than doobie's dog house.
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Request changing the thread title to “AliExpress! This is a mistake”
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Jul 19, 2018 23:13
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For some reason, searching for men's underwear has caused the app to suggest a lot of different kinds of she-wee for me. Like their algorithm shows that I'm female and thinks that search was a sign of penis envy and it's just showing me the only thing I really miss out on by not having a penis.
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Jul 20, 2018 04:38
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A little while ago I expressed interest it getting shoes. I got some cheap ones. $22 cheap. Surprisingly, they’re ok. They’re suspiciously light and I may have to glue a replacement sole on them after a few months but considering I usually just wear cheap canvases anyway they’re a fun variation and look cool imo. http://s.aliexpress.com/NreQ36Jr
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Jul 20, 2018 10:40
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Bummey posted:huh?
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Jul 20, 2018 11:02
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mobby_6kl posted:A SCUD charger, just what I need for a ticket to gitmo. Obviously short for scuderia.
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Jul 20, 2018 12:46
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Bummey posted:huh? Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
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Jul 20, 2018 12:49
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Bored posted:For some reason, searching for men's underwear has caused the app to suggest a lot of different kinds of she-wee for me. Yeah, thanks to my searches for men's underwear my aliexpress account thinks I'm gay. It's reccomended numerous confusing variations of fashionable jock straps with little puffs of air emenating from the front.
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Jul 20, 2018 13:30
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Rad-daddio posted:Yeah, thanks to my searches for men's underwear my aliexpress account thinks I'm gay. It's reccomended numerous confusing variations of fashionable jock straps with little puffs of air emenating from the front. I’ve seen these! I don’t know what they’re hinting at, but it sure is hilarious.
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Jul 20, 2018 18:45
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Good Sphere posted:I’ve seen these! I don’t know what they’re hinting at, but it sure is hilarious.
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Jul 20, 2018 18:47
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Sex Robot posted:A little while ago I expressed interest it getting shoes. I got some cheap ones. $22 cheap. You know what I'd really like to find? Pencil shoes, like ripoffs of the expensive Jeffrey Campbell ones. I haven't found any on AE yet, but if anyone sees anything like this, post a link. Thanks. :-)
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Jul 20, 2018 20:12
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You know all the listings like this for zipper packing cubes (Travel Organizer Make Up Functional Bag Clothing Luggage Packing Cubes Travel Storage Bag Women Cosmetic Case)? https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32874210949.html Has anyone seen one for JUST the cubes on the left, not the flat pouches?
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Jul 20, 2018 23:05
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Anne Whateley posted:You know all the listings like this for zipper packing cubes (Travel Organizer Make Up Functional Bag Clothing Luggage Packing Cubes Travel Storage Bag Women Cosmetic Case)? https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32874210949.html have you checked amazon? A lot of times its the same stuff for the same prices as aliexpress. Search luggage cubes
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Jul 20, 2018 23:35
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Anne Whateley posted:You know all the listings like this for zipper packing cubes (Travel Organizer Make Up Functional Bag Clothing Luggage Packing Cubes Travel Storage Bag Women Cosmetic Case)? https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32874210949.html Comparing Aliexpress sales to Amazon standard prices, the price difference was enough that you could throw away the flat pouches and still be ahead.
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spog posted:Comparing Aliexpress sales to Amazon standard prices, the price difference was enough that you could throw away the flat pouches and still be ahead. you gotta go a few pages back to get past the private label chinese junk and buy the chinese label chinese junk
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Jul 21, 2018 00:26
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I have no reason to get them on Amazon, I don't care if they take a month to get here. I just want cubes only, at those sweet sweet aliexpress prices. Amazon does have some similar cubes but a set is like $20-35
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Jul 21, 2018 01:25
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Travel organization things: http://s.aliexpress.com/jANny6r6 http://s.aliexpress.com/EBz6ZRVZ http://s.aliexpress.com/bYZriIVf Also I really like this makeup bag for traveling: http://s.aliexpress.com/MrUzAzya
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Jul 21, 2018 01:55
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Good Sphere posted:I’ve seen these! I don’t know what they’re hinting at, but it sure is hilarious. I think it's supposed to indicate that they're breathable. Not only that, but their attempts to trip every search engine ends up giving their underwear frightening names: "gay sexy thong man back strapless large xx breathable 100% nubile erotic fabric"
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Jul 21, 2018 04:07
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Mocking Bird posted:Travel organization things:
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Jul 21, 2018 05:27
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Cosmic Web posted:Yet to test/use: big interested in how this turns out
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Jul 21, 2018 07:59
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For the joycons, don't replace the middle grey part, it's the worst part by far. Just the front and back shell look perfect, tue little slip between the shoulder buttons doesn't warrant the extra 30 minutes each of fiddling and breaking stuff. I've done two sets.
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Jul 21, 2018 08:06
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im so drat scared to crack open my switch, is there a service where you can pay some other goon to do it for you?
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Jul 21, 2018 08:17
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Etsy has tons, but it's spendy.
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Jul 21, 2018 08:20
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 Look what I found on AliExpress http://s.aliexpress.com/neuAVnM7 I. AM. GRUNT! 
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Jul 21, 2018 18:45
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Oh gently caress these things forever. I used to have something similar and somehow the quality is even cheaper than you could ever possibly imagine. They sell for around the same price in retail stores over here so it's not like you're even saving money by getting it from Ali.
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Jul 21, 2018 23:42
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Bees on Wheat posted:Oh gently caress these things forever. I used to have something similar and somehow the quality is even cheaper than you could ever possibly imagine. They sell for around the same price in retail stores over here so it's not like you're even saving money by getting it from Ali. Yeah. I have one similar to that, but it actually plugs into the wall. It works just fine for re-hemming pants. But I live in Texas, so everything I own is pretty light material. I think it was 18 bucks with Amazon prime. It also came with a foot pedal. I had to fashion a little plug thing to keep the spool from jumping off its perch so that tension would remain constant.
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Jul 22, 2018 01:52
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Bored posted:
I have one of those! It's cute and the brush is v. good at cleaning gross stains from the toilet.
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Jul 23, 2018 01:01
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cyberia posted:I have one of those! It's cute and the brush is v. good at cleaning gross stains from the toilet. I included the link since I liked it. Dressing up the a toilet brush so that it doesn't seem as gross is a good idea, imo. But not in a, like, putting it in a dress and attaching fake eyelashes kind of way. I was also kind of grossed out by those crocheted doll tissue covers that everyone's grandmother made for them when I was younger.
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Jul 23, 2018 01:09
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Does anyone have a link for the TriceraTACO taco holder? They are on amazon for 12 bucks but I’m sure they must be on Ali somewhere too, just don’t know what to look for.
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Does anyone have a link for the TriceraTACO taco holder? They are on amazon for 12 bucks but I’m sure they must be on Ali somewhere too, just don’t know what to look for. So far, I've only found a Brontosaurus papertowel holder. http://s.aliexpress.com/vmUnQFJn And lots of dinosaur ladles Bored fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jul 23, 2018 |
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Jul 23, 2018 04:07
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Good Sphere posted:Someone suggested to buy a Strandbeest kit, so I bought 3. Thanks, it was fun. I tried to order 3 of this listing and the seller messaged, saying they were out of stock and to cancel the order using 'other reason'. The listing is still available. What manner of scamminess are they up to?
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Jul 23, 2018 06:13
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Ordered something for ~$300 and they said it'd take 10 days to ship it out, less than two weeks later it arrived and still isn't marked as shipped. If I just quietly ignore it Ali will refund me, but then I'll feel bad
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Jul 23, 2018 09:49
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Hoplosternum posted:I tried to order 3 of this listing and the seller messaged, saying they were out of stock and to cancel the order using 'other reason'. The listing is still available. What manner of scamminess are they up to? Same. denied my attempt to cancel when I set the reason to that it was out of stock. Given that it is in stock from the same seller for a higher price I guess that it is an attempt to avoid penalties for not fulfilling the order by having the customers cancel. Personally I'm going to leave it as if it is not shipped within a few more days it will automatically cancel. I'm interested to see if it is shipped or not.
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Jul 23, 2018 10:02
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norp posted:Ordered something for ~$300 and they said it'd take 10 days to ship it out, less than two weeks later it arrived and still isn't marked as shipped. Yeah that's just flat out theft buddy.
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Jul 23, 2018 10:06
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cakesmith handyman posted:Yeah that's just flat out theft buddy. Like I said, id feel bad! The best I can do is continue extending their processing time and send them a message Edit: turns out they shipped it on Thursday and the AliExpress site must have had some issues, I'm certain I checked the status on Saturday and it still said waiting for shipping. The email just got missed in between all the Amazon shipping advices from prime day norp fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Jul 23, 2018 |
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Jul 23, 2018 12:52
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I don't think they'd automatically refund it anyway, you'd probably need to actively complain first.
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Jul 23, 2018 13:21
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It probably just auto-disputes it when the timer counts down to zero
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Jul 23, 2018 15:24
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norp posted:If I just quietly ignore it Ali will refund me, but then I'll feel bad If I jack this car I'll be ever so sad.
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