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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

this customer was very disappointed in his new Fleshlight

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

theflyingorc posted:

this customer was very disappointed in his new Fleshlight

What an amateur. Real fleshlight buffs know that you leave it lying out unwashed and the ants find it on their own. It's self anting.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Guy Goodbody posted:

Yeah but they weren't funny. So everybody has to keep trying until somebody comes up with a funny one or the whole thing was a waste

Lol meth lab for cutie was better than any of these recent attempts.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Milo and POTUS posted:

Lol meth lab for cutie was better than any of these recent attempts.

Yeah, we can put a bow on it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm too stupid. What meth lab for cutie?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
depends on how cute they are I guess

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Yes?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

What an amateur. Real fleshlight buffs know that you leave it lying out unwashed and the ants find it on their own. It's self anting.

*takes notes*

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

Mierenneuker posted:

*takes notes*

:golfclap:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Mierenneuker posted:

*takes notes*

Holy poo poo

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Karate Bastard posted:

I'm too stupid. What meth lab for cutie?
Pun on Death Cab for Cutie

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

When they find the perfect picture to use for the headline about your sexual abuse case.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Mierenneuker posted:

*takes notes*

What's everyone so amazed about?...

Oh. :stonklol:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Neddy Seagoon posted:

What's everyone so amazed about?...

Oh. :stonklol:

any help for those of us that are still lost?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

any help for those of us that are still lost?

It loosely translates to "Ant-Fucker" in Dutch, apparently.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It loosely translates to "Ant-Fucker" in Dutch, apparently.

:aaa: incredible

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That's the literal translation, it's used of someone who is very pedantic.

Only 90s kids Dutch speakers will get this

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Mierenneuker posted:

*takes notes*

:anttony::chanpop:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

For maximum Freckles Failure.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Oh no, it's happening! I can't tell if this is real or not! Oh nooooooooo!

Jormagund
Jul 17, 2005
Totally gay for Puffery
Skunk An'methsee

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

you will not get good service if you go into a hospital waving a gun demanding respect.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Medicinal bullets.

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Can I call "Simpsons did it first" on this one?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Guy Goodbody posted:

Yeah but they weren't funny. So everybody has to keep trying until somebody comes up with a funny one or the whole thing was a waste

I think I've got the winner (and in 4 words no less!):

The Sunk Cost Fallacy

Maista
Sep 11, 2004
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
College Slice
I can't find the Request A Picture thread but I'm a bit of a rebel so I'll ask right here:

I vaguely remember seeing a comic strip image of a woman in a bathing suit drawn in a style similar to Will Laren's (probably best known for the ol' spicy keychain) where she goes "Hah! This is not a BEACH body, this is a BITCH body! I'm here to gently caress poo poo up!" or something along those lines. Can anyone remember this picture? I've been looking for an hour and It's driving me nuts.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Maista posted:

I can't find the Request A Picture thread but I'm a bit of a rebel so I'll ask right here:

I vaguely remember seeing a comic strip image of a woman in a bathing suit drawn in a style similar to Will Laren's (probably best known for the ol' spicy keychain) where she goes "Hah! This is not a BEACH body, this is a BITCH body! I'm here to gently caress poo poo up!" or something along those lines. Can anyone remember this picture? I've been looking for an hour and It's driving me nuts.
Did you Google "This is a BITCH body!" I did.



eta: Here's the I'm Feeling Lucky hit if you want to read more: https://girlsareawesome.com/arts/art/bim-eriksson-wants-wear-eyeshadow-love-horses-start-revolution

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Right said Fred Durst

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003


Methallica

Only registered members can see post attachments!

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I'm sorry but it peaked at Eagles of Meth Dental

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


You know, you guys could take this poo poo to facebook where it belongs

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

The Free Thought project.com

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Guy Goodbody posted:

Yeah but they weren't funny.

Neither are your pictures, but you keep posting those too.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Who What Now posted:

Neither are your pictures, but you keep posting those too.

alright, now this is happening







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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I'm sorry but it peaked at Eagles of Meth Dental

Thanks. I must have missed this one the first time

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