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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I...is this a joke, or

Sorry, I got it backwards

Pickles are underripe cucumbers

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Mods?

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
no mods or masters in this cursed place. only kebabs that look like a toilet barely surviving an incident with a hot curry

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

You haven't lived until you've had ripe cucumbers. Grow them yourself, when they become big and yellow and covered in spikes, that's when they're at their prime. Yum yum.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Brawnfire posted:

You haven't lived until you've had ripe cucumbers. Grow them yourself, when they become big and yellow and covered in spikes, that's when they're at their prime. Yum yum.
We fed them to our goldfish. They liked them at least.

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Data Graham posted:

Sorry, I got it backwards

Pickles are underripe cucumbers

You can pickle everything. And you should.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Mushika posted:

You can pickle everything. And you should.

i don't usually see divine truth on these here forums but welp

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
This might sound weird but I don't recall a time I actually ate a pickle. I know what they taste like because the pickles I take off of burgers leave a foul residue, but I never actually ate one. Something about the smell and the flavor disgusts me.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
pickled cucumbers are like babbys first pickle. maybe try a different thing that is pickled?

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
Ripen a cucumber to pickle status then pickle that. Double pickle. I just thought of this no one steal it.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Ziv Zulander posted:



I tried the grape and ginger flavors. They were both very potent.

Do want and will track down tomorrow.


E: you hold pickles in your hands. Therefore, they are tacos. Therefore, they are sandwiches. Therefore, they are calzone. Therefore, pickles are pizza.

If you put pickles ON your pizza, it is a calzone again.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

sneakyfrog posted:

pickled cucumbers are like babbys first pickle. maybe try a different thing that is pickled?

I do pickled beets, green tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, holy trinity vegetables, grapes, cucumbers, corn, and red cabbage at my restaurant. Pickle everything always.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mushika posted:

You can pickle everything. And you should.

I do not believe that you can pickle honey

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



The Bloop posted:

I do not believe that you can pickle honey

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I do pickled beets, green tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, holy trinity vegetables, grapes, cucumbers, corn, and red cabbage at my restaurant. Pickle everything always.

That sounds soooo good.

I love pickled turnips! Lebanese-style pickles are my favorites, but I will also eat any Japanese pickle. I'm not crazy about he eggplant ones, but they are a pretty color and I eat them anyways. poo poo, I even like kanpyo.

A pickled egg sounds awful, though. I can't get there.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Umeboshi are the superior pickle. I eat an umeboshi just plain sometimes. All weebness aside, pickled plums are the best!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

DicktheCat posted:

Umeboshi are the superior pickle. I eat an umeboshi just plain sometimes. All weebness aside, pickled plums are the best!

Ohmygodyestheyarethebessssst! Ume-shiso maki ftw.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
pickling fish is also pretty tops. but then im a weird norwegian-swedish type

OutsideAngel
May 4, 2008
I like Japanese rice bran pickles. They've got the lactic tang of a good half-sour but without any salt or vinegar, just a really clean, crisp flavor.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I hate pickled cucumbers, but I'll eat almost anything else pickled and I really like kimchi.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
There's nothing better than a big deli dill pickle that's been sitting in a jar on the counter for an unknown amount of time.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I love pickled plums, probably because no vinegar is involved (they're brined).

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I found that jalapeno slices were my gateway to enjoying pickle slices. On a burger they have basically the same texture, so then I just had to adjust to a slightly different flavor to start enjoying them. I suppose spiced pickles might have piqued my interest sooner if I had encountered them at the time.

My toddler absolutely adores anything pickled though, the less sweet the better. :shrug:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Perry Mason Jar posted:

Ripen a cucumber to pickle status then pickle that. Double pickle. I just thought of this no one steal it.

Then deep fry it.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

chitoryu12 posted:

I hate pickled cucumbers, but I'll eat almost anything else pickled and I really like kimchi.

Have you only had sweet? Try dill!

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Sir Lemming posted:

My toddler absolutely adores anything pickled though, the less sweet the better. :shrug:

They sure do reach enlightenment early these days

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Croatoan posted:

Have you only had sweet? Try dill!

I've had both and still don't like either. I'll eat kimchi, pickled onions, radishes, mushrooms, even pickled sausages from a convenience store. But never pickled cucumbers.

I even order Cuban sandwiches without them because the pickle taste conceals the flavor of good meat and cheese.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Ziv Zulander posted:



I tried the grape and ginger flavors. They were both very potent.

Oh God. My dad drinks this stuff--he's way into the bullshit hoodoo remedies for colds and things.

Not to the exclusion of real medicine, of course, but I keep trying to tell him that the "cures" his holistic medicine friend keeps suggesting for things aren't real cures.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Pickled nopales with fajitas are the best thing.

Also, a bit late, but

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I do pickled beets, green tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, holy trinity vegetables, grapes, cucumbers, corn, and red cabbage at my restaurant. Pickle everything always.

I just did a batch of pickled mushrooms and pickled rhubarb.

Shelves are stacked with jars of (homegrown) pickled asparagus, beets, cucumbers.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Ziv Zulander posted:



I tried the grape and ginger flavors. They were both very potent.

The last one was really really popular in the 90s. Left the lineup and returned for a comeback wayy past the best before date.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

TotalLossBrain posted:

I just did a batch of pickled mushrooms and pickled rhubarb.

Shelves are stacked with jars of (homegrown) pickled asparagus, beets, cucumbers.

pickled rhubarb is some fantastic stuff. have not tried mushrooms though.

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:



A pickled egg sounds awful, though. I can't get there.

There's a reason you tend to find them in pubs and bars.



(they're strangely good. Have considered making Scotch Eggs with pickled eggs.)

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Cavenagh posted:

There's a reason you tend to find them in pubs and bars.



(they're strangely good. Have considered making Scotch Eggs with pickled eggs.)

would very much try that

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
But what if it shot juice all over you and you smelled like fart?!?! :smith:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
then you gather your sacramental oils, your fine linen towels and indulge in this weird ritual called a shower.

or you jus dgaf and you go like try to make out with people or something :shrug:

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

But what if it shot juice all over you and you smelled like fart?!?! :smith:

Please don't doxx me and my scotch pickled eggs.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

But what if it shot juice all over you and you smelled like fart?!?! :smith:

Hey, some people have to pay for a good time like that

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Umeboshi is gross, yellow pickled daikon is god tier pickle though.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

GrandpaPants posted:

Umeboshi is gross, yellow pickled daikon is god tier pickle though.

dishonor! umeboshi in a riceball, so legit

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