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Professor Shark posted:The Onion used to have balls, now I don't go there ever due to... lack of balls?
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Jul 24, 2018 13:41
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the hard times is much better at satire than the onion has been lately. clickhole is pretty good too though.
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Jul 24, 2018 13:43
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gey muckle mowser posted:clickhole is pretty good too though. When they aren't busy having a twitter meltdown you mean?
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Jul 24, 2018 13:47
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Jack Trades posted:When they aren't busy having a twitter meltdown you mean? I'm not on twitter, what happened?
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Jul 24, 2018 13:51
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peppa goes to war with *spins the wheel* iran!
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Jul 24, 2018 13:52
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"$1,000,000 value" If it's in quotes you can print whatever you want and they can't stop you
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Jul 24, 2018 13:54
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Diaper fur herer where da furs wearing diapies??? Wrong thread...but is it??
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Jul 24, 2018 14:02
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Jul 24, 2018 14:03
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I got them In different area codes even
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Jul 24, 2018 14:05
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Amateur Saboteur posted:Diaper fur herer where da furs wearing diapies??? Hi diaper führer, I think the nazi babyfurs thread is over thattaway buddy.
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Jul 24, 2018 14:32
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"ATM Machine" 
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Jul 24, 2018 14:34
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ate all the Oreos posted:Hi diaper führer, I think the nazi babyfurs thread is over thattaway buddy.
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I had an algebra teacher in high school who would make the class chant "I LIKE MATH, I NEED MATH" every day, and this slogan reminded me of that
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Jul 24, 2018 14:43
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I had a friend at my last job who was addicted to buying virtual shoes in second life. I have no idea why, but boy did she spend a lot of actual money on it
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Jul 24, 2018 14:48
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Skypie posted:"I LIKE MATH, I NEED MATH" You're right, Invader Zim would fit right in this thread
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Jul 24, 2018 15:17
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Hmm yes tell me more about these hoes 
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Jul 24, 2018 15:22
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Jul 24, 2018 15:41
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most efficient allocation of resources
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Jul 24, 2018 15:48
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Whatever chemist first posited using synthetic esters to make dumb consumer poo poo smell like fruit stroke should have cost their alma mater it's accreditation.
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Jul 24, 2018 15:49
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Whatever chemist first posited using synthetic esters to make dumb consumer poo poo smell like fruit stroke should have cost their alma mater it's accreditation. Are scratch-and-sniffs dangerous? 
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Jul 24, 2018 17:38
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SplitSoul posted:https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/council-house-kensington-chlesea-grenfell-empty-any-names-housing-a8456906.html Frankly I think stuff like this demonstrates how loving wrong Hobbes was insofar as it surely is evidence that humans are fairly docile and willing to work things out peacefully if there's a chance - however slight of a chance. Because following that Grenfell story I am astonished that people aren't just murdering Council/Tory representatives at this point. poo poo, I would. My whole family died because you fucks worship 'muh free market' ultra hard and therefore no fire safety controls? And you covered the building in what is basically kindling so it'd look slightly better while at the same time no one could be arsed to actually fix the numerous fire safety complaints that had been made? It's a testament to the survivors that they aren't tearing people apart in the streets.
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Jul 24, 2018 17:52
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Switchback posted:Are scratch-and-sniffs dangerous? Yes, when they are on a set of blades
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Jul 24, 2018 17:58
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Switchback posted:Are scratch-and-sniffs dangerous? Not any more dangerous than other single-use crap that doesn't really work. The best use of scratch & sniff ever was probably John Waters' Polyester, so... not much.
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Jul 24, 2018 18:02
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Switchback posted:Are scratch-and-sniffs dangerous? Yes, at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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Jul 24, 2018 18:04
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 Are those Chuck-E Cheese tokens??? e: they fuckin are lmao
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Jul 24, 2018 18:11
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Moridin920 posted:
bitcoin: where a kid can be a kid
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Jul 24, 2018 18:15
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Switchback posted:Are scratch-and-sniffs dangerous? First rule of toxicology - dose makes the poison. Thankfully, the dose you get from occasionally sniffing a set of scissors isn't enough to do harm. Sniffing scissors, on the other hand - putting metal blades up to your face? What could go wrong?
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Jul 24, 2018 18:19
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Moridin920 posted:
Yeah it's from this: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/chuck-e-cheese-bitcoin/
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Jul 24, 2018 18:51
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KiteAuraan posted:A joke about both Iron Eyes Cody and the fact that relatively developed nations have plastic rivers too. The US one upped it of course with Fire Rivers, until the EPA. uh "crying indian" doesn't reference India, it's an old US ad against pollution, featuring a crying native american (actually some italian dude) 
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Jul 24, 2018 19:01
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ekuNNN posted:uh "crying indian" doesn't reference India, it's an old US ad against pollution, featuring a crying native american (actually some italian dude) The original picture someone said "cryingindian.jpg" to that started this all was taken in Mumbai
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Jul 24, 2018 19:05
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Moridin920 posted:Because following that Grenfell story I am astonished that people aren't just murdering Council/Tory representatives at this point. poo poo, I would. My whole family died because you fucks worship 'muh free market' ultra hard and therefore no fire safety controls? And you covered the building in what is basically kindling so it'd look slightly better while at the same time no one could be arsed to actually fix the numerous fire safety complaints that had been made? It's a testament to the survivors that they aren't tearing people apart in the streets.
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Jul 24, 2018 19:18
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https://twitter.com/lukewsavage/status/1021764517124956160?s=21
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Jul 24, 2018 19:34
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kuddles posted:The fact that laissez-faire capitalism continues to be seen as a viable political structure by anyone is far and away the most baffling thing about our society. People nod their head whenever someone talks about "red tape" and how we should "deregulate" an industry despite the fact that time and time again the industry moves to ruin people's lives if not outright allowing them to be killed if it gets them an extra $1 a year by day one of doing that. People hate being told they can or can't do things, so rebranding regulations as somehow personal violations of freedoms works incredibly well. That plus capital managed to rebrand all the bad parts of capitalism as somehow the government's fault (crony capitalism!!!) and yeah.
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Jul 24, 2018 19:35
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Its really easy to fall into the trap that breathing is a right but think about all the job creators you are hurting because they cant monetize the air.
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Jul 24, 2018 19:36
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ate all the Oreos posted:The original picture someone said "cryingindian.jpg" to that started this all was taken in Mumbai oh, i guess that's what I get for smugly trying to correct people  
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Jul 24, 2018 19:44
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 https://thinkprogress.org/mcdonalds-tells-workers-to-budget-by-getting-a-second-job-and-turning-off-their-heat-c3bce1526c1e/
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Jul 24, 2018 19:48
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Is that from Do the Right Thing?
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https://twitter.com/ihatejoelkim/status/1021535652859404288?s=19 Crowdfunding is a better use of resources than government taxing and billing for healthcare. Prove me wrong.
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