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8 Ball posted:This girl makes me better! Lol even better. "We're perfect for each other, we bring out the best in each other!" Her: provides emotional support and protection Him: sabotages her relationships and tries to get her fat.
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Nocheez posted:Miserable marriage guy and his ex deserve each other so much. There's a youtube channel where a guy looks around the deep web in between calling out "oh you want a free thing, do these things that require a credit card and we'll unlock the full thing" scams and showing what specific viruses will do to your computer via Virtual Desktop.
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Jul 23, 2018 00:12
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Fat and sad goon admit to yourself that even if this girl felt/feels anything for you at all, shes not going to dump her fiance at the altar for a morbidly obese high school crush that smells like fast-food grease. Your best bet is to channel your failure and frustration into weight loss so you'll maybe be less of a cautionary tale if the marriage doesn't work out and she's back on the market in a year or two. You shouldn't ruin her wedding and your life being known for not technically getting thrown out because the staff couldn't lift you. If you do though please record with multiple high definition cameras because you could give Star Wars Kid a run for biggest self-own.
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Jul 23, 2018 00:26
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Do not go to that marriage, fat goon. You will be crushed in more ways than one.
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Jul 23, 2018 07:09
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Everyone's probably going to laugh at him.
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Jul 23, 2018 07:25
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The Bible posted:Do not go to that marriage, fat goon. You will be crushed in more ways than one. and now im quoting the bible. these here forums are weird.
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Jul 23, 2018 12:43
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Everyone's probably going to laugh at him. Best case scenario, the bride rips him a new rear end in a top hat in front of God and Everyone. Every other scenario: She doesn't because even though his behavior is unconscionable he's so pitiful that it just isn't worth it.
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quote:I recently have lost a job and am having trouble making ends meet, working multiple minimum wage part time jobs. I decided to make an investment and bought an authentic grimoire from the early 1800s for close to 1000 dollars. I have since started a side business of using the book to con locals out of money, promising to cast spells for them or against people they didn't like. When they see how old the book is they think it must be authentic, and I warn them not to touch it or even look at the pages because it is cursed etc. If they want something really bad done I get elaborate with the rituals and involve live animal sacrifices and drinking blood and all that stuff. I have never had an unsatisfied customer yet as far as I know and they will pay a lot for what is essentially me saying some spooky words and burning some stuff or whatever. This is a time-honored tradition but if you were going to commit to the process you probably didn't even need a real Old Book, you can probably get a pretty convincing fake Old Book for less money than that. Have you broken even yet? quote:My confession is relatively simple: I searched for the term "child pornography". Yeah I'm pretty sure that's just their generic error message Unrelated: has the term "binging and purging" ever been used as a slang term meaning "find porn on Bing and then clear your history" because it works for that
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Jul 23, 2018 21:28
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loquacius posted:Unrelated: has the term "binging and purging" ever been used as a slang term meaning "find porn on Bing and then clear your history" because it works for that
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Jul 23, 2018 22:20
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Yeah i'm sure the last guy was just searching for child pornography on reddit of all places for the purposes stated.
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Jul 23, 2018 22:20
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This is completely off topic but did the Castlevania theme park goon ever write back?
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Jul 23, 2018 23:09
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I forgot all about that. Man, I really would have loved to see that. I actually watched the anime of it. I never liked that game as a kid, but my love of horror movies and Halloween still make it something I enjoy.
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Jul 23, 2018 23:23
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i dont think grimoire goon should feel bad. like the business is known for hacks, and if people want your snake oil why not?? can we get a page? I love supernatural junk. fat goon who has unrequited love - i think you should consider your relationship about her. she makes you want to be a better person. Youre so desperate for that feeling you are willing to hurt her in the process; I think you should learn how to cultivate that feeling for yourself. Whatever you both end up doing in life is a mystery, but you can start on caring for yourself and when you're a stronger person you can help someone as she helps you. and you pass on the love.
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Jul 24, 2018 01:36
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Why are you letting Aaro post feshes now?
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Wedding screwer upper goon: tell the bride you'll eat her rear end. I wish therapy goon would update us. I wonder if his GF found him and killed him.
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loquacius posted:This is a time-honored tradition but if you were going to commit to the process you probably didn't even need a real Old Book, you can probably get a pretty convincing fake Old Book for less money than that. Have you broken even yet? Nobody uses Bing
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Jul 24, 2018 03:00
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Dude Bing is literally the best porn search engine currently in existence.
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Jul 24, 2018 03:23
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Dude Bing
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:This is completely off topic but did the Castlevania theme park goon ever write back? A Dracula's Castle theme park would probably unironically own. Basically a Halloween all year round place. (except on Christmas when Santa Claus shows up and things get hilarious)
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Ghost Leviathan posted:(except on Christmas when an oddly...bony Santa Claus shows up, with a bag of gifts hanging from his sickle, and things get hilarious) ahem
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EvilJoven posted:Dude Bing is literally the best porn search engine currently in existence.
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:i dont think grimoire goon should feel bad. like the business is known for hacks, and if people want your snake oil why not??
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Splicer posted:Altavista returns? Webcrawler, poon trawler.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Webcrawler, poon trawler. 20 inch blades on the impala
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tactlessbastard posted:20 inch blades Who are the Sox playing? Edit: poo poo wrong thread but still almost topical
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Oyster posted:Who are the Sox playing? I think they're off today. Don't want to tempt fate by googling to confirm that. They did beat the poo poo out of the Orioles last night though.
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tactlessbastard posted:I think they're off today. Don't want to tempt fate by googling to confirm that. They did beat the poo poo out of the Orioles last night though. I bit the poo poo out of my wife's Orioles last night, if that counts
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DandyLion posted:I bit the poo poo out of my wife's Orioles last night, if that counts
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tactlessbastard posted:I think they're off today. Don't want to tempt fate by googling to confirm that. They did beat the poo poo out of the Orioles last night though. Back when the Orioles were ok for a couple years, there was this truly awful orioles fan facebook page. Every day some random idiot would post a picture of a robin and be like theres an oriole in my yard its good luck were going to win today
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Splicer posted:making GBS threads Orioles? Were they dick shaped? I dunno dude, probably. You're the one who caught the game last night.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Back when the Orioles were ok for a couple years, there was this truly awful orioles fan facebook page. Every day some random idiot would post a picture of a robin and be like theres an oriole in my yard its good luck were going to win today Robins are the exact same as orioles. Same bird. Like crows and ravens.
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quote:I have been considering developing a system to detect pedos using implicit association tests... (google it). Basically, it's a psychology technique that is scientifically tested to be able to detect unconscious bias... but it can also be used to test if you have emotional connection to a word. It's usually used in racism research but can be adopted for many purposes. The primary reason this is a movie plot idea is that you'd need to do some dirty poo poo to give ads access to a user's webcam Like, I'm sure all our webcams are constantly spying on us all the time etc etc but that doesn't mean anyone who buys a banner ad can access them I wouldn't be surprised if Google was already doing something like this for non-pedo-related reasons though, they're the number-one targeted-ad company in the world and they also make phones with cameras all over them. The rest of it I see no reason to scoff at from a science perspective really, implicit-association tests are real and you could probably do gaze-analysis stuff with them quote:I was born to a family of German immigrants in the USA. Growing up, I didn't know anything about my family history on my father's side, it was never discussed and they would deflect questions about it whenever I asked. As a teenager, being told you aren't allowed to know something naturally motivates you to find it out yourself, so I did. Your opinions on this topic seem a little contradictory -- he wasn't scared, he was just serving his country, but it's not like he had a choice, our family wouldn't have existed otherwise, etc etc etc. Was his hand forced, or wasn't it? I can understand why this kind of revelation would provoke a complicated reaction in you, but it's probably for the best that you sort out your feelings. Obviously I'm of the opinion that following orders to carry out an atrocity is cowardice, pure and simple, but that's just me
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loquacius posted:following orders to carry out an atrocity is cowardice, pure and simple. webcam goon, just lol if you dont cover up your webcam just as a matter of privacy.
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Pedo test goon, one of those already exist Its called Star Trek
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Jul 24, 2018 22:31
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I've been watching Deep Space Nine...god help me.
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i hope you know the gently caress out of statistics pedo goon. if you gently caress up precision and recall in this one in either direction you will gently caress up real hard.
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Jul 24, 2018 22:42
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please consult the thread title for the greater good
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Jul 24, 2018 22:42
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How does that person know what are apparently secret pedo code words
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not a psych/cognitive person myself but last I heard that implicit association stuff was Not Great so ymmv on that
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sugar free jazz posted:not a psych/cognitive person myself but last I heard that implicit association stuff was Not Great so ymmv on that iat replicated ok, by psych standards (during-crisis), it's not like wansink's poo poo it's like the weirdo poo poo peeps did with it and unconscious word poo poo that didn't replicate reliability is a bit crap
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