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Biggest Meltdowner posted:I am returning this item because I feel your catalog uses deceptive language in describing its contemporary appeal. As it turns out, NO-ONE likes to see a man in a "Handsome Pork Pie Hat. were it not for the fact that someone clearly has it out for you I'd suggest investing in this dapper little avatar  Who What Now posted:You don't really "get" jokes, do you?  keep this in mind every single time he posts and everything will make more sense
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Bongo Bill posted:tensions are rising in the webcomic thread between readers of that webcomic exclusively and readers of that and another webcomic Marshal your words with greater care, friend...
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Pastry of the Year posted:were it not for the fact that someone clearly has it out for you I'd suggest investing in this dapper little avatar It's been a while and I think my current av is funny too. Someone got mad. Strongly considering. Thanks!
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A SMILE FOR ROBERT! (STRONGLY CONSIDER: 👮♂️)
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I sorta feel that ROBERT should be bolded. Like thus A SMILE FOR ROBERT!
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Dang if Onstad didn't produce a tone-perfect issue of Reminisce that one time.
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Phy posted:Dang if Onstad didn't produce a tone-perfect issue of Reminisce that one time. "Remember when lemonade was a cent? It is now a dollar."
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Phy posted:Dang if Onstad didn't produce a tone-perfect issue of Reminisce that one time. I literally thought that was some silly thing that Onstad made up for the strip. After your post and a Google or two I now realize that this is a real thing that old people buy. I am equal parts intrigued and horrified.
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ullerrm posted:I literally thought that was some silly thing that Onstad made up for the strip. My grandparents had some floating around their summer cabin (wood shack with separate outhouse built in the early 20th century, not modern summer home), and they were kinda fun to read when I stayed there in the early 90's. It was that or do absolutely nothing for 12 hours.
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ullerrm posted:A SMILE FOR ROBERT! I like that strip but I absolutely was not consciously referring to it. Nice.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:It’s almost, but not quite as good as, like when you first use brand new sheets. I have heard it from multiple people that shaving your entire body then getting into freshly washed sheets is the best feeling in the world. This has nothing to do with Achewood
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JethroMcB posted:"Remember when lemonade was a cent? It is now a dollar." Remember when Russian teenagers were a dollar? You now have to trade diamonds to the guy from Steely Dan for them.
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Pastry of the Year posted:were it not for the fact that someone clearly has it out for you I'd suggest investing in this dapper little avatar Bah. I can't get it down to an allowed size without the lines getting all jagged. Boo.
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Biggest Meltdowner posted:Bah. I can't get it down to an allowed size without the lines getting all jagged. Boo.  
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Biggest Meltdowner posted:Bah. I can't get it down to an allowed size without the lines getting all jagged. Boo. Here:  Looks good to me. e: oh nvm Saoshyant fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Jul 26, 2018 |
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Thanks!MMAgCh posted:I tried. I liked this one too but I went with the one with a bit more space.
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davidspackage posted:Thing is so hell of whispy a spider covets I love this line so goddamn much. I mean, not as much as Todd likes lines, but then again he is a terrible man.
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Jerusalem posted:I love this line so goddamn much. Do not say cocaine ideas!
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Do not say cocaine ideas! Don't you do cocaine at ME, you son of a bitch!
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DO NOT CUT IT OUT OF YOU! NO ONE CAN HEAR UNDERWEAR ONCE IT'S INSIDE OF YOU!
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I really want the "cocaine ideas" rant panel as an av but no Photoshop magic of which I am capable can legibly cram it into the comically tiny pixel limit on these forums
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Javid posted:I really want the "cocaine ideas" rant panel as an av but no Photoshop magic of which I am capable can legibly cram it into the comically tiny pixel limit on these forums How's this  Or, with a border 
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Jul 26, 2018 04:32
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I actually meant this one But the text is >125 wide and scales like utter dogshit
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:In a blog Phillipe describes seeing Teodor's pants fall down and he is wearing "fancy underwear like black people wear". What are Phillipe's beliefs about black people's underwear?
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Zereth posted:I'm going to guess boxer shorts that aren't plain white.
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Javid posted:I actually meant this one Maybe just a picture of Todd and then the text below it?
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ryonguy posted:DO NOT CUT IT OUT OF YOU! NO ONE CAN HEAR UNDERWEAR ONCE IT'S INSIDE OF YOU! TODD!! TODD!! Sorry. My colleague is a terrible man.
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Javid posted:I actually meant this one
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Pastry of the Year posted:Remember when Russian teenagers were a dollar? You now have to trade diamonds to the guy from Steely Dan for them. Alt text: “I grew up not knowing the difference between Steve Miller and Steely Dan, both of whom I assumed were solo artists.”
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Another result in the search for that, cause I didn't immediately remember what it was from, leads me to "TITTY-BUXX!! The Lottery for Ladies!", possibly my favorite Achewood phrase ever. The search hit the alt-text, "Douche like a genius with Valu-Douche!"
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Sometimes the great Achewood punchlines have no dialogue Arthur: "Oh, here's a picture of the Oscars! Oh, how fun!" Nice Pete: "I see a bunch of alive people with eggs and testicles" Arthur: " "
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Jerusalem posted:I always forget about the way Philippe knocks on the door in the first panel of this strip I forgot that this sequence of events is what lead to this rumination on privacy My friends still quote the fourth panel when one of us overshares. alt text: Imagine two elevators bashing a lifeless body to death, in alternation
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Strange Cares posted:I forgot that this sequence of events is what lead to this rumination on privacy Beef brings up a good point. Just buy the condoms, if you try and hide it among other stuff we're gonna think your some hosed up weirdo.
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:In a blog Phillipe describes seeing Teodor's pants fall down and he is wearing "fancy underwear like black people wear". What are Phillipe's beliefs about black people's underwear? Sometimes you can see people's underwear because their pants are fastened mid-thigh, you see.
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