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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Eat This Glob posted:

ty for the kind words guys. i hope to escape with my life, but probably not my dignity. that died from having lived in steve king's congressional district for the last 6 years

lol jesus

my rep is pretty bad but if it was Steve King, lmao

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

FMguru posted:

My favorite was when the stock market had a sudden drop a couple of months ago, and Trump yelled at the NYSE Average for making the "big mistake" of going down while the economic news was so good. Big mistake!

I'm kind of hoping inflation comes back, if only so I can HMBOL when Trump takes to twitter to yell at inflation.

old man yells at graphs

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Living in Stephen King's Maine would be better than Steve King's district.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Eat This Glob posted:

ty for the kind words guys. i hope to escape with my life, but probably not my dignity. that died from having lived in steve king's congressional district for the last 6 years

district 4 is trash even by Iowa standards and I say that as a former longtime Cedar Rapids and IC resident.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

got any sevens posted:

old man yells at graphs
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/961253168968622086

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

Eat This Glob posted:

ty for the kind words guys. i hope to escape with my life, but probably not my dignity. that died from having lived in steve king's congressional district for the last 6 years
*nods solemnly and with respect, as if greeting a returning war veteran*

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

veiled boner fuel posted:

district 4 is trash even by Iowa standards and I say that as a former longtime Cedar Rapids and IC resident.

I fuckin' live there and cover news there for a living. this guy isn't kidding. i'm likely leaving without even having a job to land at. i just hope i find someone to buy my stupid house in a dying part of the country.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Living in Stephen King's Maine would be better than Steve King's district.

lmao true. i actually have family in maine. lepage and IA's king are pretty gross, but at least lepage should be getting the boot.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

What is the big mistake you retard?

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

Many of Trump’s farmer supporters like me are holding out hope that these tariffs are part of a grand strategy to reduce trade barriers for U.S. exporters

Hm yeah the guy getting into middle-school-level Twitter slapfights with his own lawyer sounds like a shrewd master of the grand strategic long game

I ride bikes all day
Sep 10, 2007

I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!



College Slice

VitalSigns posted:

Hm yeah the guy getting into middle-school-level Twitter slapfights with his own lawyer sounds like a shrewd master of the grand strategic long game

If you start with the assumptionKNOWLEDGE that Trump is a genius, then you'll know that Trump is just messing with the media/libtards and setting them up for the big fall.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

HobbitGrease posted:

*nods solemnly and with respect, as if greeting a returning war veteran*

the things i've heard. the thing's i've seen. the things i've smelled...every night I brush my teeth and a fat version of this



stares back at me

last week, i covered a protest against chuds in a small town in d4. it was a dozen or so progressives holding signs and what not in this town's tiny downtown. a man with a mullet down to his mid back and 90s oakley's walked by and snickered. one septuagenarian representing an lgbtq group said to the woman she came with "he's got a mullet and he's laughing at us?. that is Iowa's fourth district in a sentence.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

old beast lunatic posted:

What is the big mistake you retard?

Small brain: responding to Trump tweets on Twitter like he'll reply.
Normal brain: subtweeting Trump since every one of us is dumb enough to read him
Large brain: Trump gimmick account
Galaxy brain: replying to months old Trump tweets on another site entirely like he'll reply

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Eat This Glob posted:

ty for the kind words guys. i hope to escape with my life, but probably not my dignity. that died from having lived in steve king's congressional district for the last 6 years

Listen.

Trade wars are good and easy to win.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

old beast lunatic posted:

What is the big mistake you retard?

Letting speculators run the market. You know - like how capitalism works.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Eat This Glob posted:

one septuagenarian representing an lgbtq group said to the woman she came with "he's got a mullet and he's laughing at us?.
A cool old lady :unsmith:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Letting speculators run the market. You know - like how capitalism works.

Thank you I don't speak 5d chess.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

old beast lunatic posted:

What is the big mistake you retard?

TRUMP

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

ikanreed posted:

Small brain: responding to Trump tweets on Twitter like he'll reply.
Normal brain: subtweeting Trump since every one of us is dumb enough to read him
Large brain: Trump gimmick account
Galaxy brain: replying to months old Trump tweets on another site entirely like he'll reply

my favorite donald trump gimmick account:

https://twitter.com/donaltrumparody/status/1019039210769022976

https://twitter.com/donaltrumparody/status/1021514889389436928

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson/status/1022244559131226112

:qq: theyre taking are jerbs that were too lazy to do anyway :qq:

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

Farmers like me put Trump in office. Now his trade war is smothering us.

I am a farmer and a Trump supporter.
...
With farmers already facing economic head winds, including oversupply and drought, I predict that even with this aid, expanded tariffs would be the breaking point that puts some farmers out of business entirely.
...
Since May, soybean prices have dipped about $2 per bushel to about $8.50 as export markets have dried up. For every dollar lower a bushel, farmers lose about 10 percent of their revenue.
...
As a result of the limited export markets, meat is piling up in U.S. cold-storage warehouses. Since May, prices of lean hog futures have fallen by 14 percent.
...
Many of Trump’s farmer supporters like me are holding out hope that these tariffs are part of a grand strategy to reduce trade barriers for U.S. exporters...This is where we could use a president who “makes great deals.”
Lol what an idiot.

Also please change my username to "lean hog futures".

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson/status/1022244559131226112

:qq: theyre taking are jerbs that were too lazy to do anyway :qq:
See, if we make them legal, they'll turn into lazy sacks of poo poo just like us!

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

ikanreed posted:

Small brain: responding to Trump tweets on Twitter like he'll reply.
Normal brain: subtweeting Trump since every one of us is dumb enough to read him
Large brain: Trump gimmick account
Galaxy brain: replying to months old Trump tweets on another site entirely like he'll reply

Universe brain: trump is clearly speechless at obl's socratic inquest and has thereby implied resignation

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Lol what an idiot.

Also please change my username to "lean hog futures".

You know who has the money to influence government/provide lobbyists?
Corporate mega farms.

You know who has the resources to undercut and outlast smaller farms?
Corporate mega farms.

You know who benefits when small to mid-sized (usually family) farms go out of business so they can buy all their land and acquire more land and resources so they can undercut and outlast more small and mid-size farms?
Corporate mega farms

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Mason City Iowa turned down a pork processing plant a couple years back that would hire 1000 people or so and pay their workers an average wage of 45k or so and the council voted it down because "brown people will move to town." So not only will they not do the work, they dont want people who will to move anywhere near them. Across the state, meat processing towns of Storm Lake and Dennison are booming while everything else around them dies. Lmao idiots are killing their towns because they dont want non whites to move in.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Good Morning America or one of those shows had a soy bean farmer from Illinois who was a full blown chud. He's happy he voted for trump but he realllly doesnt want to take any money but he needs it to survive but he realllllly doesnt want to take it but he will to survive. He doesnt regurt his vote and thinks trumps tariffs will do really good things for this cuntry. They never bothered asking the guy if he was for welfare reform and if people receiving welfare should be drug tested every week or not. Instead they just cut to the three idiots sitting behind a desk to say "THAT WAS REALLY GOOD REPORTING WE GOT TO HEAR RIGHT FROM SOMEONE WHO WAS AFFECTED. THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!! *lovely smile*"

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Eat This Glob posted:

Mason City Iowa turned down a pork processing plant a couple years back that would hire 1000 people or so and pay their workers an average wage of 45k or so and the council voted it down because "brown people will move to town." So not only will they not do the work, they dont want people who will to move anywhere near them. Across the state, meat processing towns of Storm Lake and Dennison are booming while everything else around them dies. Lmao idiots are killing their towns because they dont want non whites to move in.

But the townsfolk wouldn't have gotten any of that since modern meat processing is slave labor inc.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

See, if we make them legal, they'll turn into lazy sacks of poo poo just like us!

This was pretty much the Bush administration's immigration policy. Deny them formal rights, but keep the pressure off so they're willing to be exploited.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Eat This Glob posted:

Mason City Iowa turned down a pork processing plant a couple years back that would hire 1000 people or so and pay their workers an average wage of 45k or so and the council voted it down because "brown people will move to town." So not only will they not do the work, they dont want people who will to move anywhere near them. Across the state, meat processing towns of Storm Lake and Dennison are booming while everything else around them dies. Lmao idiots are killing their towns because they dont want non whites to move in.

(Rural) white genocide is real, and the people complaining about it are the culprits lol.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Grape posted:

(Rural) white genocide is real, and the people complaining about it are the culprits lol.

Yep and it is always hilarious.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Eat This Glob posted:

Mason City Iowa turned down a pork processing plant a couple years back that would hire 1000 people or so and pay their workers an average wage of 45k or so and the council voted it down because "brown people will move to town." So not only will they not do the work, they dont want people who will to move anywhere near them. Across the state, meat processing towns of Storm Lake and Dennison are booming while everything else around them dies. Lmao idiots are killing their towns because they dont want non whites to move in.

factories are always exports from (real) cities
they're not engines of real economic development, because their existence is due to the whims of people who are actually in cities and they depend upon cities for their maintenance and everything

urbanization is the only way human beings can better themselves, unironically. capitalist or communist alike

civilization only happens in cities, that's why they named it after the civis

bob dobbs is dead has issued a correction as of 01:32 on Jul 26, 2018

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

bob dobbs is dead posted:

factories are always exports from (real) cities
they're not engines of real economic development, because their existence is due to the whims of people who are actually in cities and they depend upon cities for their maintenance and everything

urbanization is the only way human beings can better themselves, unironically. capitalist or communist alike

civilization only happens in cities, that's why they named it after the civis

Nice classism bro.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/maltyhops/status/1022118623102554114

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Philthy posted:

Good Morning America or one of those shows had a soy bean farmer from Illinois who was a full blown chud. He's happy he voted for trump but he realllly doesnt want to take any money but he needs it to survive but he realllllly doesnt want to take it but he will to survive. He doesnt regurt his vote and thinks trumps tariffs will do really good things for this cuntry. They never bothered asking the guy if he was for welfare reform and if people receiving welfare should be drug tested every week or not. Instead they just cut to the three idiots sitting behind a desk to say "THAT WAS REALLY GOOD REPORTING WE GOT TO HEAR RIGHT FROM SOMEONE WHO WAS AFFECTED. THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!! *lovely smile*"

a socialist chud soyboy

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

Big Beef City posted:

Nice classism bro.

He ain't wrong.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Big Beef City posted:

Nice classism bro.

There are actually not just poor people in and around cities, but quite a few of them!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grape posted:

(Rural) white genocide is real, and the people complaining about it are the culprits lol.

:yay:

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Their horrifically destructive electoral death throes are kind of a bummer though.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Eat This Glob posted:

Mason City Iowa turned down a pork processing plant a couple years back that would hire 1000 people or so and pay their workers an average wage of 45k or so and the council voted it down because "brown people will move to town." So not only will they not do the work, they dont want people who will to move anywhere near them. Across the state, meat processing towns of Storm Lake and Dennison are booming while everything else around them dies. Lmao idiots are killing their towns because they dont want non whites to move in.

The deciding no vote was cast by the Libertarian council member who burst into tears after voting no. The reason given: His daughter wanted him to vote no because it would hurt the local environment.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Grape posted:

Their horrifically destructive electoral death throes are kind of a bummer though.

:unsmigghh:

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr Hootington posted:

The deciding no vote was cast by the Libertarian council member who burst into tears after voting no. The reason given: His daughter wanted him to vote no because it would hurt the local environment.

:hmbol:

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