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Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating


Have a sip

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





bike tory posted:

I spotted this at a bar last night:



Is this like the pineapple pizza of liquors?

I saw something very like this in the off-license once and asked the guy 'what the hell?' and he just laughed ruefully and said it was ordered accidentally and would probably be there long after we all were dead and gone.

Yoghurt booze is the result of a desperate late-night trawl through the fridge, not something you try to sell to people.

https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2012/05/bols-yoghurt-liqueur-created-for-chinese/

quote:

“We’ve introduced a new category – a yoghurt-based liqueur. Being only 15% abv, it can be drunk alone, with mixers like orange juice, or in cocktails,” said Maxxium UK marketing director Peter Sandstrom, who revealed Maxxium is investing heavily in the UK market this year, despite the current economic turmoil in Britain.

The liqueur has already been launched in China, Russia, Ireland and Bulgaria.

I'm equal parts horrified and insulted.

Pookah has a new favorite as of 18:30 on Jul 25, 2018

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Are we talking like slightly alcoholic kefir here?

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

Brawnfire posted:

Are we talking like slightly alcoholic kefir here?

I'm not sure about the one bike tory posted a pic of, but the one in the article Pookah posted is going to taste -something- like Yakult/Calpis/Milkis.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Grand Fromage posted:

I'm in Japan right now and have a late corn dog entry.



They say the Japanese are subtle, but poo poo like this makes me think otherwise.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


DicktheCat posted:

They say the Japanese are subtle
Who's they? People who have never watched anime?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Scarodactyl posted:

Who's they? People who have never watched anime?
ACTUALLY the glorious Nipponese have NINJA which are extremely subtle &c

Furthermore,

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Believe it or not, you can talk about japanese food without being weirdly orientalist or racist.

I mean, it just happened last page, we can keep it up.

atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!

Thread, I want you to know it's your fault I now own a shaker of Tony Chachere's BOLD and cannot stop putting it on pretty much everything.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




Would but only if they cooked the pizza, *then* applied the sushi after it's cooled a bit.

Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva
Microwave burgers count, right? Because Ashens has reviewed some today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMk5MzgcbIc

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Fishstick posted:



Have a sip

Tired and worn out, Rob Zombie quits his glamorous life to open a small diner.

Customer: "I'll have the soup of the day."
Zombie: "You got it chief."

*later*

Customer: "Pffft. OH god what is this?"

Zombie: "HEY YEAH IT'S THE ONE THAT YOU WANTED. HEY YEAH IT'S THE SOUP OF BEES."

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Quiet Feet posted:

Tired and worn out, Rob Zombie quits his glamorous life to open a small diner.

Customer: "I'll have the soup of the day."
Zombie: "You got it chief."

*later*

Customer: "Pffft. OH god what is this?"

Zombie: "HEY YEAH IT'S THE ONE THAT YOU WANTED. HEY YEAH IT'S THE SOUP OF BEES."

:discourse:




I remember this from Ninja Turtles

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Grand Fromage posted:

I'm in Japan right now and have a late corn dog entry.



Not sure why I expect better from Japan :smith:

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Quiet Feet posted:

Tired and worn out, Rob Zombie quits his glamorous life to open a small diner.

Customer: "I'll have the soup of the day."
Zombie: "You got it chief."

*later*

Customer: "Pffft. OH god what is this?"

Zombie: "HEY YEAH IT'S THE ONE THAT YOU WANTED. HEY YEAH IT'S THE SOUP OF BEES."

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

LifeSunDeath posted:

Not sure why I expect better from Japan :smith:

its cuz the actual execution will be solid, of the idiot idea

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Quiet Feet posted:

Tired and worn out, Rob Zombie quits his glamorous life to open a small diner.

Customer: "I'll have the soup of the day."
Zombie: "You got it chief."

*later*

Customer: "Pffft. OH god what is this?"

Zombie: "HEY YEAH IT'S THE ONE THAT YOU WANTED. HEY YEAH IT'S THE SOUP OF BEES."

Past your lips onto a shredded tongue, congealing all together so savory. Move the jaw, chow it down. Ground up the bread it's gluten free

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Past your lips onto a shredded tongue, congealing all together so savory. Move the jaw, chow it down. Ground up the bread it's gluten free

dad dont sing dragula

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
Please do not turn me into soup.. :ohdear:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





sneakyfrog posted:

dad dont sing dragula

Waiter: "Hey boss, we need that grilled salmon plate out here right away!"

Zombie: "Dig through the dishes and debone the fishes I'm slammed at the back of my restaurant!"

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Some very high quality Rob Zombie jokes itt I'm loving it

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Bees on Wheat posted:

Please do not turn me into soup.. :ohdear:

It clearly says gluten free

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

PYF has a rep for being a boring graveyard of unfunny lists but these Rob Zombie posts legit got me lollin

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
"You guys aren't funny but I'm laughing out loud now".

Glad we have your blessing, ya doornob.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Quiet Feet posted:

Waiter: "Hey boss, we need that grilled salmon plate out here right away!"

Zombie: "Dig through the dishes and debone the fishes I'm slammed at the back of my restaurant!"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Quiet Feet posted:

Waiter: "Hey boss, we need that grilled salmon plate out here right away!"

Zombie: "Dig through the dishes and debone the fishes I'm slammed at the back of my restaurant!"

Can we make part of this a thread title?

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

"You guys aren't funny but I'm laughing out loud now".

Glad we have your blessing, ya doornob.

:shuckyes:

Geomancing
Jan 8, 2004

I am not an egghead. I am well-read.

Smoke posted:

Microwave burgers count, right? Because Ashens has reviewed some today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMk5MzgcbIc

I haven't had that specific brand, but I've had all of those before and probably would again. They're perfect for when you just could not give less of a drat about what you cram into your mouth for dinner. And I agree with Ashens that the microwave pre-shaped pork riblets are oddly satisfying in a completely 'this is total garbage' way.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Geomancing posted:

oddly satisfying in a completely 'this is total garbage' way.

Thread title please

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Quiet Feet posted:

Waiter: "Hey boss, we need that grilled salmon plate out here right away!"

Zombie: "Dig through the dishes and debone the fishes I'm slammed at the back of my restaurant!"

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

I get off work after everything but a Dollar General and one convenience store I used to work at is closed. The thought of eating the cooked food from that convenience store makes me gag, so Dollar General it is. You eventually cultivate a taste for microwavable food.

What I would give for a real meal again.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I can't wait to return to Japan, and eat all their delicious food

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I can't wait to return to Japan, and eat all their delicious food



That's just mayo, isn't it?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Synthbuttrange posted:

Thread title please

:( It's too long.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


evobatman posted:

That's just mayo, isn't it?

Synthbuttrange posted:

Thread title please

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Quiet Feet posted:

Waiter: "Hey boss, we need that grilled salmon plate out here right away!"

Zombie: "Dig through the dishes and debone the fishes I'm slammed at the back of my restaurant!"

holy poo poo lol thank you

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

cash crab posted:

:( It's too long.

https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY?t=37

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


evobatman posted:

That's just mayo, isn't it?
It's lightly ginger-flavored soft-serve ice cream put through a machine set up to make it look like udon noodles, served with green onions and a dash of soy sauce. The saltiness of the soy sauce seems to complement the sweet ice cream. The green onions are apparently not a great addition.

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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

PYF has a rep for being a boring graveyard of unfunny lists but these Rob Zombie posts legit got me lollin

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3750059&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=2#post452511590

also I read about that Bols yogurt liqueur being used to make a "spiked" mango lassi, not something I would persue but a little less crazy

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