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mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
Granny was great yesterday.

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


mariooncrack posted:

Granny was great yesterday.

I was already enjoying it, and then “okay, Undertaker’s debut from, uh.... 1965”

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

mariooncrack posted:

Granny was great yesterday.

The Undertaker retired in 1965!

Edit: And the above!

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
I think my favorite bit was:

Bryan: What happened to the creepy guy at bingo?
Granny: Hopefully he's dead.

:vince:

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi
Fresh-ish for your enjoyment or otherwise, here's the Sidewalk Slam for Backlash!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Sounds like Ishii vs Goto is going >*****

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
7 star Ishii comin' for ya, Kenny!

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Meltzer midway through the Raw review:

"Let's talk about Riddle because Raws kinda boring"

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

rovert posted:

Meltzer midway through the Raw review:

"Let's talk about Riddle because Raws kinda boring"

I love G1 season, Dave has zero patience for WWE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It's perfect Dave that he heard the phrase,"You can't eat steak everyday" in reference to the consistent quality of the G1 potentially undercutting itself, and decided to test that theory by eating steak every day while watching the G1 :xd:

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Jerusalem posted:

It's perfect Dave that he heard the phrase,"You can't eat steak everyday" in reference to the consistent quality of the G1 potentially undercutting itself, and decided to test that theory by eating steak every day while watching the G1 :xd:
That is peak Sarcastic Twitter Dave.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
This is one of my favorite episodes yet.

https://twitter.com/mongo_ebooks/status/1022283748828737536

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
There MUST be an indy worker called Evan Flow

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


i apologize for my monotone rundown of the match, i'll do better next time

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

HulkaMatt posted:

i apologize for my monotone rundown of the match, i'll do better next time

why do you hate pearl jam

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


i don't know enough about pearl jam to hate them. I'm really bad with song names you can pretty much list them off going "is this a ______ song or ______" and i'd probably do really bad every time

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

HulkaMatt posted:

i don't know enough about pearl jam to hate them. I'm really bad with song names you can pretty much list them off going "is this a ______ song or ______" and i'd probably do really bad every time

:negative:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
It's a Raven Effect.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


MassRafTer posted:

It's a Raven Effect.

now i'm truly confused

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


HulkaMatt posted:

now i'm truly confused

I think MRT is mixing up Disney shows with TNA wrestlers

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

HulkaMatt posted:

now i'm truly confused

just go look it up on wikipedia

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Sassy Dave is the best Dave.

a big fat bunny
Oct 4, 2002

woo look at 'em gonk



Jubs posted:

Sassy Dave is the best Dave.

COMMIE Dave aggregating for unions again

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Filthy Four was pretty good this week. Bryan and Tom busting up at Bryan's apparent plan to punch Miz + Miz Baby OR Maryse was great.

explosivo fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Jul 26, 2018

PaybackJack
May 21, 2003

You'll hit your head and say: 'Boy, how stupid could I have been. A moron could've figured this out. I must be a real dimwit. A pathetic nimnal. A wretched idiotic excuse for a human being for not having figured these simple puzzles out in the first place...As usual, you've been a real pantload!

Jubs posted:

Sassy Dave is the best Dave.

"Pretty soon women will be able to drive in this country...oh wait that's the other country they go to."

I died.

Also a bit at the end where Bryan starts wrapping things up and plugs the back issue which then sends Dave on a 10 minute tangent about how the WWE-branded WCW never came about and it just goes from there.

PaybackJack fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Jul 26, 2018

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

I really like these Bracketology Episodes, so it was nice to get one that does two tournaments.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Bryan’s writing another book

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1022533163736752129

You won’t BELIEVE #37!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i hope its just a list of 100 njpw matches to watch instead of RAW

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
#1 Chris Benoit killed his family

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

WHAT IS THIS?!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
If there is an audible version I will buy it because the audible Death of WCW was great.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



dsriggs posted:

Bryan’s writing another book

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1022533163736752129

You won’t BELIEVE #37!

'Thing to do, number 47: ARMBAR!'

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

dsriggs posted:

Bryan’s writing another book

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1022533163736752129

You won’t BELIEVE #37!

#1 WWF Raw was worse than WCW Nitro in 1996, 1997, 1998 and 1999.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
WWE Fan's Thing To Know #12: WWE Monday Night Raw is the longest running weekly episodic television show in history. That's longer than any television show produced by NBC, CBS, Apple, Nike, or Kanye West!

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
Granny watched Jenna vs Sharmell

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

dsriggs posted:

Granny watched Jenna vs Sharmell

oh my god

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

dsriggs posted:

Granny watched Jenna vs Sharmell

Bryan is going to be disowned.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao vinny losing his mind at granny's rating

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I love Dave implying he initially thought he should have been the main event at his fathers funeral

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwLfLFHJAH4

Listening to Dave clips from almost two decades ago is crazy. He's so much more intelligible.

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