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alright lads, it's time to get down to brass tacks. we've got a feature rich innovation surface here so i'd appreciate it if you joined me in stir-frying some thoughts in my strategy wok so we can reach synergy on this issue.
circle around with me next week and we'll touch base on this. as always, my door is open.
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- Starshark
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I've put up the sign 'spitballing in session' so all ideas are on the table. Just one rule: no politicians or prima donnas.
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Jul 27, 2018 10:19
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- Luvcow
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lets just make sure we don't end up with a 10 pound sausage stuffed into a squirrel scrotum like last time.
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Jul 27, 2018 14:30
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- Luvcow
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i just want to make sure we really dingo that baby and have absolutely no grease on the pole when this thing goes down, its gotta be like sandpaper on silk for us to reach optimal social media saturation
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Jul 27, 2018 14:38
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i loving strut into the conference room with a boombox over my should and a drop that chrome beast on the table. i pop the tape deck open, close up shot of a tape labeled [TPS Report Summer '18] sliding into place as I close the deck and press the play button down. the shareholders look at me apprehensively...
"karen, hold my calls for the next hour" i say into the Cisco-brand conference triangle, and i proceed to get the gently caress down to business
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Jul 27, 2018 18:46
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- artoke
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Welcome to the weekly huddle. The topic this week is: How can we leverage our global business systems to synergize with the growing needs of our locally integrated solutions engine? Remember, there are no wrong answers here, folks. Just be sure to be thinking outside of the box with a focus on our corporate strategy and be sure to independently collaborate within your department while also keeping an eye towards our synergistic business approach to maximize profits while minimizing downtime. Our recently compiled data driven report matrix indicates that we can eke out 7% more profitability by really coming together in an individualized team based restructuring event designed to lower overhead and boost interconnectedness by maintaining each individual's sense of corporate connectivity while *checks watch*
Oh, I have another meeting. Remember people, bring your A game next huddle. I expect low-impact solutions to high-cost issues in my inbox by tomorrow morning. I will leave you with a parting thought:
There is no I in synergy, but there is a yes.
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Jul 27, 2018 19:50
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- alnilam
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[me playing with the autocomplete / predictive word thing on my phone] synergy to the city and product sales moving forward and product sales moving forward on social media to engage the other side of the box
my boss: wow, great points alnilam, I'll compile a list of action items and send them out to the team
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Jul 27, 2018 20:08
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- Macnult
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buy low...
[finger guns]
sell high
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Jul 27, 2018 20:19
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Have we considered leveraging our online brand presence? I really think we should leverage it. Like, uh, *beginning to sweat" LEVERAGE it you know?
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Jul 29, 2018 13:17
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I hear you, Dave, I hear your point. But what if—and this is going to sound highly unorthodox, but bear with me here—what if we didn't defeat the Huns?
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Jul 29, 2018 19:49
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- Luvcow
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listen people this is a cutting edge, paradigm shifting idea. where we're going we wont need wheels, we won't need horses or camels or hell, even wings. if we can stick this landing we will be literally walking through walls in ways that icarus and sisyphus would never have dreamed of.
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Jul 29, 2018 20:49
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Maximize your minimum input into exponential output, so the entirety of the organization can exceed our optimal synergistic flow - when you finish the pot, brew another.
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Jul 29, 2018 21:42
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OK, I'm really feeling positive about how we're leveraging our brand in order to grow our business model to facilitate expanding our . . synergistic . . umm . . paradigm?
All right. I'm just going to come right out and say it. I have no loving idea what we do. Anybody?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Jul 30, 2018 01:54
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Welcome to the LinkedIn group! If you check the group description you’ll see we’re all using whatsapp to make communication easier. We realize that phones can be distracting (VERY bad for business!), so in the WhatsApp group you’ll find a shared link to the company’s private Skype chat. However, the company wants us to try a more updated platform. Keep an eye out for a Skype notification - It’ll be a link for you to join Slack. Then, we can finally get down to business!
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Jul 30, 2018 04:45
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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I straighten my tie in the mirror and exhale.
I jab a finger at parallel me and say, "Let's get down to business."
I snap, shoot the double guns, and say, "Let's get down to biz-nazz."
I smile, bob one arm in front of me and the other behind me, and say, "Let's work like an Egyptian."
"Ugh, I'm gonna get fired."
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Jul 30, 2018 13:10
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- shame on an IGA
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jerry can you mute your mic
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Jul 31, 2018 00:39
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- Ferdinand the Bull
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Hey everyone this is jared. He is gonna be joining us in our morning scrums, lets all welcome him.
Jared is from our office out in London, hes a relationship coordinator. Hes got a couple real great ideas to help us achieve synergy and up our velocity.
Thanks everypne and keep up the good work! We rule!
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Jul 31, 2018 04:43
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays, am I right?
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Aug 1, 2018 05:03
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- Ferdinand the Bull
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Bacon, when you are right, you are right, and Bacon good sir, you are right.
*Borat voice* MY WIIIIFE!
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Aug 1, 2018 13:37
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- Adbot
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Jun 5, 2024 05:52
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- kalel
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to defeat
the huuunnns
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