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I want to know what the professionally told joke they were arguing over was.
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Professional joke/writer
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Jul 28, 2018 00:04
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Jul 28, 2018 00:19
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Jul 28, 2018 00:30
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https://twitter.com/p01arst0rm/status/1022973673026793474
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Jul 28, 2018 00:35
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Ah, load-bearing code.
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Jul 28, 2018 00:45
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Strudel Man posted:Ah, load-bearing code. Those look like Ruby comments, good chance that you're right on the money there
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Jul 28, 2018 00:56
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Software equivalent of a magic/more magic switch
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Jul 28, 2018 01:01
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Excuse me sir. I believe you'll find that I am a Professional Joke Writer and therefore am funny. Not my fault you can't laugh at professional jokes. Get back to me when you get your degree in Joke Writing and your minor in Professional Joke Appreciation. Jesus Christ. Did someone REALLY say that and mean it? I better head out and get my posting degree so people here will take me seriously. EDIT: Sorry. Posting my resume here. 2007-2018: BiggerBoat*; Professional Internet Poster; SomethingAwful.com Forums Job Duties: Shitposting; Drinking; Delivering burns; Applying Sarcasm; Image Linking; Reporting Assholes; Supervised Hundreds of Goons Job Skills: Sarcasm, Private Messaging, Ranting About Nothing Important, Scrolling Down, Bookmarking, Italicizing and Bolding, Arguing in Bad Faith, Bias, Liberalism, Basic Emoticons,; Ninja Editing, Voting for Democrats, Complaining About Things, Pretending to be Funny; Masturbation * references available upon request. BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 01:29 on Jul 28, 2018 |
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Jul 28, 2018 01:02
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BiggerBoat posted:Jesus Christ. Did someone REALLY say that and mean it? Well, "someone" insinuates a degree of humanity that Adams has fallen short of for some time now.
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Jul 28, 2018 01:08
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You guys just don’t understand good performance art. Adams has ascended and become the joke. Only a true master of the craft can achieve that.
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Jul 28, 2018 01:12
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I posted my resume up there with an edit. Pm me. Trying to reach the level of professional shitposter so people will think I'm funny. I'm not
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Jul 28, 2018 01:26
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I was at the Cincinnati art museum yesterday and saw this early painting of the founder of Pizza Hut.
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Jul 28, 2018 01:40
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Mezzanine posted:Those look like Ruby comments, good chance that you're right on the money there I don't understand any of this
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Jul 28, 2018 01:52
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Hm. Maybe there's a memory error somewhere else in the program? Like something is consistently overrunning a buffer, and writing in the memory reserved for that function? So if you take the function out it overwrites something important instead.
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Jul 28, 2018 02:16
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The # makes me think it's a scripting language (which may or may not be Ruby.) It's unlikely that memory has anything to do with it. More likely the function does something stupid like monkeypatch/overwrite an existing method and they don't understand how other parts of the code are using it. Either that or some poo poo about lazy/autoloading.
xtal has a new favorite as of 03:25 on Jul 28, 2018 |
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Jul 28, 2018 02:58
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No no it's load bearing code you guys the problem has already been solved.
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Jul 28, 2018 03:11
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BrianBoitano posted:idgi 
Cable Guy has a new favorite as of 03:36 on Jul 28, 2018 |
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Jul 28, 2018 03:33
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Omg. You made me laugh at loss again. Good job.
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Jul 28, 2018 03:39
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Columbus was Italian
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Jul 28, 2018 04:50
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Wendell posted:I want to know what the professionally told joke they were arguing over was. I remember this from my Twitter feed when it happened. It was Trump saying he liked people who didn’t get captured, referring to McCain. Adams is so broken at this point that if the piss tape came out tomorrow within ten minutes he would have a ten thousand word essay on how it’s actually incredibly smart to be peed on and Trump is just playing 8 dimension chess while the rest of us are in awe of how smart he is.
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Jul 28, 2018 05:13
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Wendell posted:I want to know what the professionally told joke they were arguing over was. https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/994974595743531009
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Jul 28, 2018 05:15
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Columbus was Italian So was your mom. What's your point?
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Jul 28, 2018 05:37
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Here's some recycled content because it made me laugh
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Jul 28, 2018 05:48
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Noticed in the manual for my new back massager.
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Jul 28, 2018 05:58
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Wifi Toilet posted:Here's some recycled content because it made me laugh IIRC that's 100% intentional
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Jul 28, 2018 06:08
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MisterBibs posted:Noticed in the manual for my old back massager.
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A Real Horse posted:I remember this from my Twitter feed when it happened. It was Trump saying he liked people who didn’t get captured, referring to McCain. Adams is so broken at this point that if the piss tape came out tomorrow within ten minutes he would have a ten thousand word essay on how it’s actually incredibly smart to be peed on and Trump is just playing 8 dimension chess while the rest of us are in awe of how smart he is. Just a quick note on this: the piss tape is apparently of Russian sex workers pissing on a bed that the Obamas once slept in. While it's funny to think of Trump getting pissed on, its way funnier that he is so petty and broken that he (allegedly) thought hiring people to piss on a bed Obama once used would be some huge insult. E: Funny picture because I miss the megarule 
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Jul 28, 2018 06:12
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MisterBibs posted:Noticed in the manual for my new back massager. Oompa loompa doopity dare
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The Moon Monster posted:I was at the Cincinnati art museum yesterday and saw this early painting of the founder of Pizza Hut. I'm one of the two guys staring at the camera all "are you hearing this poo poo he expects us to believe?"
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Jul 28, 2018 06:16
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Glottis posted:IIRC that's 100% intentional Absolutely, yeah. I think Dale might be intended to have more of a private detective thing going on, but I'm sure they even bring attention to it once or twice.
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Jul 28, 2018 06:27
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Coq au Nandos posted:Just a quick note on this: the piss tape is apparently of Russian sex workers pissing on a bed that the Obamas once slept in. While it's funny to think of Trump getting pissed on, its way funnier that he is so petty and broken that he (allegedly) thought hiring people to piss on a bed Obama once used would be some huge insult. Yes that is way funnier, and also I still think Adams would write about being peed on.
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Jul 28, 2018 06:59
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MisterBibs posted:Noticed in the manual for my new back massager. that's quitter talk 
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Jul 28, 2018 07:28
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Samuringa posted:that's quitter talk So like the old PS2 controller for Rez?
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Jul 28, 2018 07:32
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Samuringa posted:that's quitter talk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-eGzlc
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Jul 28, 2018 08:29
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Ugh. Why does it always have to be cockroaches?
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Jul 28, 2018 09:01
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Choco1980 posted:I'm one of the two guys staring at the camera all "are you hearing this poo poo he expects us to believe?" People had baller hats in those days, look at that guy with his huge slanted hat, too cool to even pretend to pay attention.
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Jul 28, 2018 09:12
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Looks like these pins can be ordered from here: https://gumroad.com/fastturtle
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I once found a comment along the lines of /* * I have no idea how this works. Ask Dave */ Of course, nobody could remember a Dave working there in the last ten years or so.
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