- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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responding to a craigslist ad for a discreet 3 on 3 men's basketball league and trying not to make eye contact with the other middle aged dads while you play
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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coworker notices my cast from when I broke my wrist playing tennis over the weekend and asks about it
"i slipped in a mysterious puddle at an orgy full of wrinkly old swingers wearing bird masks", i stammer convincingly
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that one friend you had in middle school whose dad had pirated satellite tv with the sports channels
unscrambled!
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i'm into fashion
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Interviewer: Why is it that you knelt during the national anthem?
Football Player: (remembering how they took a knee in an attempt conceal their massive pregame erection and subsequent premature two-point conversion) ...Police violence.
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Bob Costas and Al Michaels welcoming us to Sunday Night Football while sporting massive uncensored erections.
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Interviewer: Why is it that you knelt during the national anthem?
Football Player: (remembering how they took a knee in an attempt conceal their massive pregame erection and subsequent premature two-point conversion) ...Police violence.
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Interviewer: Why is it that you knelt during the national anthem?
Football Player: (remembering how they took a knee in an attempt conceal their massive pregame erection and subsequent premature two-point conversion) ...Police violence.
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Jul 28, 2018 03:55
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Middle-schooler motioning casually to a bunch of different color jelly bands on her arms: the red ones are for free throws... the yellow ones are for assists... green ones are for rebounds...
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Jul 28, 2018 13:16
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A kid starts explaining the infield fly rule in graphic detail at the Thanksgiving table and everyone stares daggers at Uncle Larry.
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Jul 28, 2018 16:10
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Yes I go to Buffalo Wild Wings now and again but it's ONLY for the wings and beer, I swear.
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Jul 28, 2018 16:18
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I'm just subscribing to Sports Illustrated for the Swimsuit Issue.
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Jul 28, 2018 18:20
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One day nearer spring
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no surprise that big bocce was one of the initial investors in viagra
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Jul 28, 2018 18:55
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Signaling a guy in an airport bathroom, except you're doing those hand gestures pitchers give catchers
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Signaling a guy in an airport bathroom, except you're doing those hand gestures pitchers give catchers
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Jul 29, 2018 05:37
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His foot was over the line.
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Jul 29, 2018 05:37
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Signaling a guy in an airport bathroom, except you're doing those hand gestures pitchers give catchers
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Jul 29, 2018 05:50
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If I'm on a date and my date asks me how many guys I've walked, I just get up and leave.
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Jul 29, 2018 05:59
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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His foot was over the line.
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Me: What do you say we…have a little scrimmage tonight? (puts Jock Jams, Vol. 1 on the record player)
Her: Sure, just let me…slip into something more comfortable. (finishes seductively applying zinc oxide and gets out her shoulder pads)
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Jul 29, 2018 19:09
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Signaling a guy in an airport bathroom, except you're doing those hand gestures pitchers give catchers
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Jul 29, 2018 20:54
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Middle-schooler motioning casually to a bunch of different color jelly bands on her arms: the red ones are for free throws... the yellow ones are for assists... green ones are for rebounds...
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Jul 30, 2018 05:21
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- Dungeon Ecology
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wide receiver
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Jul 30, 2018 08:45
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
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ESPN body issue... pretty sure this illegal lol
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One day nearer spring
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goldmine or are we going to taKe this into overtime
i think this batter is going to punt a three pointer here
*friends audibly grown, snicker and cringe*
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