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RFC2324 posted:I thought it was for denying that sharks are smooth as hell But do they meow?
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We can now commemorate the latest goon saga in emote form: 
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Jul 28, 2018 20:50
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Does anyone have a link to it any highlights from the 2008 dollfucker thread?
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Jul 28, 2018 22:29
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Does anyone have a link to it any highlights from the 2008 dollfucker thread? First four threads, not sure if there were more. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2826114 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2869279 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3017787 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3312711
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tight aspirations posted:First four threads, not sure if there were more. You’re the best, thanks. Time to read some weird poo poo.
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Jul 28, 2018 23:31
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Have some Mermaid Shelly Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:lmao MisterOblivious posted:I looked him up the other week for a "things you didn't know still existed" sort of thread, and yeah, he's still doing his thing. I didn't stick around to find out what "walrus cock" meant.
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Jul 29, 2018 03:36
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I’m pretty sure Fiesta Cat backfired more on the guy who had them made and was left with hundreds of them in his basement after they barely sold
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Jul 29, 2018 03:51
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Aesop Poprock posted:I’m pretty sure Fiesta Cat backfired more on the guy who had them made and was left with hundreds of them in his basement after they barely sold
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Jul 29, 2018 03:55
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A pic of the doll design popped up some thread this week. It's pretty fun for a plush, why didn't they sell?
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Jul 29, 2018 04:00
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Choco1980 posted:A pic of the doll design popped up some thread this week. It's pretty fun for a plush, why didn't they sell? I think it took forever to import them and people had given up and demanded refunds, thinking it was a scam.
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Jul 29, 2018 04:13
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Choco1980 posted:A pic of the doll design popped up some thread this week. It's pretty fun for a plush, why didn't they sell? it was a goon project
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Jul 29, 2018 08:48
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Remember the thread where someone found an actual get out frog at a thrift store or something and then found the manufacturer? As I recall they tried to get the company to do some more frogs but the company wanted a commitment to order like 200 of them and goons just weren't that interested. I need to look into that again. Edit: Ah poo poo I forgot I was self-appointed forums historian. A surprised looking frog plush in the background of a porno shoot led to at least (conservative estimate) 11 different emotes. 2009: A goon spies the frog in a shop window in Germany, thus kicking off Goon Search 2k9: Find the original stuffed  for purchase- https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=31732742010: The frog is run into the ground and posting it is forbidden for a bit. 2011: A frog is found at a garage sale. Image is dead but apparently brought out the creeps. - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3296228 Finally 2011: Frog is found in goon's childhood toys and they auction it off in the SA Mart. Goons get ahold of the pattern and begin making knockoff frogs, selling them as high as 95 bucks a pop. - https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3405767 What a weird and dumb thing, to pay that much for an internet frog. Untrustable has a new favorite as of 09:15 on Jul 29, 2018 |
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Jul 29, 2018 08:57
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There was another part of the saga where someone contacted the porn producer or something and he was like “we get tons of requests about that frog every year and I’d love to help but we just have absolutely no clue at this point”
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Jul 29, 2018 10:09
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Does anyone have a link to the low carb thread? A friend documents our dumb sagas on Twitter and it's right up her alley
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Untrustable posted:Remember the thread where someone found an actual get out frog at a thrift store or something and then found the manufacturer? As I recall they tried to get the company to do some more frogs but the company wanted a commitment to order like 200 of them and goons just weren't that interested. I need to look into that again. Didn't the porn performer in the shoot also have one hosed-up foot, like one giant toe instead of five normal toes? I vaguely remember a bunch of goons getting run off her official forum for asking about her "mangled hoof," but I might be thinking of someone else. Can't remember her name, or if it was ever actually confirmed that she had a hoof.
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Jul 29, 2018 16:34
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Kate has a hoof.
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Jul 29, 2018 16:40
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My favorite bit about that frog is the photo of the model and the frog where someone did a bunch of geometry on the image to work out the size of the at-that-point undiscovered plush.
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Jul 29, 2018 17:37
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Does anyone have a link to the thread "You know that goon who built a sub? He might have killed a woman" except they retitled it? Want to read through it but lost the tab a while a go.
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Mousepractice posted:Didn't the porn performer in the shoot also have one hosed-up foot, like one giant toe instead of five normal toes? I vaguely remember a bunch of goons getting run off her official forum for asking about her "mangled hoof," but I might be thinking of someone else. Can't remember her name, or if it was ever actually confirmed that she had a hoof. Yes I KNEW their was something else about that. She hid it in all the shoots she did (well she would wouldn’t she) but there were one or two photos where it was visible. There’s no way I’m googling for deformed foot porno tho.
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Hemingway To Go! posted:Does anyone have a link to the thread "You know that goon who built a sub? He might have killed a woman" except they retitled it? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3829904
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Thanks, I'll get back on reading through that. There's a lot of sagas I just get the gist of, like I don't need to look at every post about doobie or star citizen, but I think that one might be one to get through at some point.
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Mousepractice posted:Didn't the porn performer in the shoot also have one hosed-up foot, like one giant toe instead of five normal toes? I vaguely remember a bunch of goons getting run off her official forum for asking about her "mangled hoof," but I might be thinking of someone else. Can't remember her name, or if it was ever actually confirmed that she had a hoof. Next Door Nikki, according to the SAclopedia entry for “frog”.
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Hemingway To Go! posted:Thanks, I'll get back on reading through that. The star citizen thread is an anomaly because I don’t give a gently caress about the game but 5% of it is entertaining because of actual insane news, original content, or weirdos who meltdown because they joined because of it and don’t know what something awful is The main problem is the other 95% is thousands of pages a day of nothing so you pretty much have to luck into the funny stuff and I don’t think I’ve checked it for like half a year, it’s the obsessive doobie people x100 basically
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Aesop Poprock posted:The star citizen thread is an anomaly because I don’t give a gently caress about the game but 5% of it is entertaining because of actual insane news, original content, or weirdos who meltdown because they joined because of it and don’t know what something awful is It was also good for getting your DEREK SMART DEREK SMART fix on before he was kindly helped onwards to posting Valhalla.
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Speaking of failed goon projects, remember a couple years ago when a dude claimed to have found a copy of Super Hornio Bros, the "lost" 90s porn parody starring Ron Jeremy? And then another goon volunteered to remaster it for everyone, only to reveal he had literally ZERO a/v experience, then detailing an increasingly elaborate set up that would only degrade the quality of the tape should he use it, and finally him destroying the tape, but not before confirming it was a mistitled copy of the sequel that is much easier to find. The entire time the thread was just screaming at the OP that he was a total idiot for trusting this guy. Once the destruction happened, the thread morphed, with the OP giving himself a punishment in that he would make cool avatars for everyone that made fun of him, on the grounds that it had to be sincere and well thought out. Not to toot my own horn, but immediately after one goon wrote like a friggin dissertation of roast towards the OP, I posted "OP fat." and still qualified. Good times.
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Jul 30, 2018 15:46
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The entire point of that post was to toot your own horn
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Jul 30, 2018 16:52
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The second one is actually called Horni Horni Panic in Japan.
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I think it was Super Hornio Brothers 2 that's lost
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corn in the bible posted:The entire point of that post was to toot your own horn 
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fool! frog toots as he pleases
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corn in the bible posted:The entire point of that post was to toot your own horn Look at that avatar. Mr skeltal will doot as he pleases. thank mr skeltal
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Jul 30, 2018 19:52
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Jul 30, 2018 20:00
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Hey sometimes you just gotta doot.
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Choco1980 posted:Speaking of failed goon projects, remember a couple years ago when a dude claimed to have found a copy of Super Hornio Bros, the "lost" 90s porn parody starring Ron Jeremy? And then another goon volunteered to remaster it for everyone, only to reveal he had literally ZERO a/v experience, then detailing an increasingly elaborate set up that would only degrade the quality of the tape should he use it, and finally him destroying the tape, but not before confirming it was a mistitled copy of the sequel that is much easier to find. The entire time the thread was just screaming at the OP that he was a total idiot for trusting this guy. Once the destruction happened, the thread morphed, with the OP giving himself a punishment in that he would make cool avatars for everyone that made fun of him, on the grounds that it had to be sincere and well thought out. Not to toot my own horn, but immediately after one goon wrote like a friggin dissertation of roast towards the OP, I posted "OP fat." and still qualified. Good times. I think this is one of the saddest humblebrags I've ever seen on these dead gay forums. vvvvv unironically lol Weatherman has a new favorite as of 22:53 on Jul 30, 2018 |
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Weatherman posted:I think this is one of the saddest humblebrags I've ever seen on these dead gay forums. Actually, this is
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Four people just got banned in the Mod Feedback Thread in QCS for “Consistently worthless QCS posting.” One of them is the OP of that thread. That subforum has a weird, self-contained subculture that seems to create a lot of drama.
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Ariong posted:Four people just got banned in the Mod Feedback Thread in QCS for “Consistently worthless QCS posting.” One of them is the OP of that thread. That subforum has a weird, self-contained subculture that seems to create a lot of drama. OP was banned for an unrelated thing.
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