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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Aesop Poprock posted:

I’d say “alcoholic nihilists” fits best

Hey some of us just use drugs and don't drink.

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

And some of us use drugs and drink responsibly and in moderation.

I hope.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I occasionally indulge in caffeine and blasphemy

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm superstitious and alcoholic.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
I'm a ghost.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



I'm troubled and and get high on life

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I'll be Ann Margret and Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan
Also, "fat lady Wiccan" is redundant.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I'm an alcoholic but not a nihilist. :shrug:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
We are all dirty heretics.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Say Nothing posted:

We are all dirty heretics.



There is no way this isn’t already a band name.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Genuinely thought this was some "I let computer read a bunch of headlines and this is the result" sort of thing when I first read it. But it's a real headline.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1021916942750375936

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Wasn't this an episode of Futurama?

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I'm an alcoholic but not a nihilist. :shrug:

Put this man in cell number one and give him a drink.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/TonyKrackeler/status/1019231561202446337

Edit:

https://twitter.com/halbritz/status/1022450408109817856

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 14:11 on Jul 26, 2018

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Sheffield topiarist 'disgusted by drunk hedge sex'

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

It’s unwise to gently caress in the presence of a man with hedge-clippers.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

It's just a spring-clean for the May Queen.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

AlbieQuirky posted:

It's just a spring-clean for the May Queen.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Gwyneth Paltrow split with Condé Nast because they wanted her to use a fact-checker

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm honestly surprised that a publisher actually has standards in this day and age.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/ABC7NY/status/1023085758121476096

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001



quote:

Tramaglini is charged with public defecation, lewdness and littering.


Perfect.

Azathoth has a new favorite as of 20:38 on Jul 28, 2018

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Littering and...?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

public defecation, lewdness, littering and public defecation. He likes public defecation.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Not sure what thread to put this in, but LOL:

https://twitter.com/MatthewFerrari/status/1022604903968071683

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


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Alt-right catholic? They know who the pope is right? And how he said Marxist parties were the types of political parties catholics should support, right?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1018825825070780416

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

ZombieLenin posted:

Alt-right catholic? They know who the pope is right? And how he said Marxist parties were the types of political parties catholics should support, right?

Everybody knows Pius XII the last legitimate Pope.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I already have my papal name picked: Peter II

John XX was the runner‐up.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Platystemon posted:

I already have my papal name picked: Peter II

John XX was the runner‐up.

John XXL is a better name for a Goon Pope

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I'm sorry, a TV channel blurred the knees of Margaret Hoover, because PBS politics shows are too racy?

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
Google to stop auto-completing 'my face' when users type 'sit on'

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


*brings a welcome basket to the closest nunnery*

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Former DILF posted:

*brings a welcome basket to the closest nunnery*

Bad news: brides of Christ don’t live in nunneries.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



They'll have to now if they want the church to care about their virginity

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ZombieLenin posted:

Alt-right catholic? They know who the pope is right? And how he said Marxist parties were the types of political parties catholics should support, right?

Ignoring the Pope is one of the oldest American Catholic traditions.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Again? drat man that’s what got you in trouble in the first place.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



ZombieLenin posted:

Alt-right catholic? They know who the pope is right? And how he said Marxist parties were the types of political parties catholics should support, right?

I think alt-right is becoming a buzzword, blurring out knees sounds more like the regular prehistoric fundamentalist right that's been around in the US since forever.

e: alt-right would be if the camera was constantly trying to take upskirt shots and the women were getting visibly uncomfortable

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