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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


ToxicSlurpee posted:

Then finally was like "OH THAT'S HIS LEG AND NOT A WOMAN HOW IS THIS ILLUSION POSSIBLE?"
In part because he has slender, hairless ladylegs. It's one hell of an illusion, that's for sure.

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EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Why is his thigh so thick though?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



EdwardSwifferhands posted:

Why is his thigh so thick though?

It's called moving ur body

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

EdwardSwifferhands posted:

Why is his thigh so thick though?

It's the mirror from the motorcycle protruding from behind. Illusions on illusions.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Dude just got some nice legs y'all

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

He must work out

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Shame about that tattoo though

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Scrolling through my Tumblr feed, a double-take :o:



:prepop:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Not the first time.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

Aww yea

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's my kind of entrada VIP

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Saw this yesterday at the rock store

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


ToxicSlurpee posted:

Good lord I still have trouble not seeing her. I was like "wait, I don't get it. So she's sitting on the bike and he's just like leaning from the side? I..."

Then finally was like "OH THAT'S HIS LEG AND NOT A WOMAN HOW IS THIS ILLUSION POSSIBLE?"

You think that's bad? Just try and figure out whether the jeans she is wearing are blue and black or gold and white.

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Scrolling through my Tumblr feed, a double-take :o:



:prepop:

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

legit laughed at this one

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 36 hours!

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Saw this yesterday at the rock store



Chickened out on the price, I see.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

LOL, this one is so convincing I forgot which thread I clicked on.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Croisquessein posted:

LOL, this one is so convincing I forgot which thread I clicked on.

Share your fukkin bookmarks

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Saw this yesterday at the rock store



Vagina dentata.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Gehoed.

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004

Harvey Mantaco posted:

Saw this yesterday at the rock store



Petrified would.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin
Nice Ash

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
I'll take a pikachu.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Knee posted:

Vagina dentata.

What a wonderful phrase!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Byzantine posted:

Chickened out on the price, I see.

The price with tax included needs to be $420.69

I demand it

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Jedit posted:

What a wonderful phrase!

It means no bonin'
For the rest of your days

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

It's the penis free
gynecology

Vagina dentata

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Meant to post this in the quotes thread. Sure does give credibility to that one sentence down at the bottom don't it????


Knee posted:

Vagina dentata.

Jedit posted:

What a wonderful phrase!

The Relentless posted:

It means no bonin'
For the rest of your days

Marcade posted:

It's the penis free
gynecology

Vagina dentata

because I have the mental capacity of a literal child and didn't clue in on the joke until that last post.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 15:06 on Aug 6, 2018

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Took me way too long.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Nude posted:

Took me way too long.

They have pills for that

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Karate Bastard posted:

Meant to post this in the quotes thread. Sure does give credibility to that one sentence down at the bottom don't it????






because I have the mental capacity of a literal child and didn't clue in on the joke until that last post.

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/tumblr-malachite-stalactite-dildo-toxic/

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Also, the malachite stalactite is fragile and can crack in your crack and why exactly am I giving out weirdo sex advice on the internet

imma go have a lie down.

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

Karate Bastard posted:

weirdo sex advice on the internet


I think you just summarised this thread, really.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

left_unattended posted:

I think you just summarised this thread the internet, really.

Repaired for my broken brain, TYVM.

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Mar 5, 2013

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