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Data Graham posted:“I have fewer than 2 large bowel movements per day” Jesus Christ how much loving food do you eat They're a devotee of Dr John Harvey Kellogg and his vibrating poo poo chair.
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Jul 29, 2018 00:58
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https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/1023364577369759745 what
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Jul 29, 2018 01:36
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They believe that having sex with multiple partners somehow makes the vagina larger
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Jul 29, 2018 01:45
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Who What Now posted:They believe that having sex with multiple partners somehow makes the vagina larger Is that what they're saying? I don't speak incelese.
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Jul 29, 2018 01:50
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Mak0rz posted:Is that what they're saying? I don't speak incelese. Yes. They think every time a woman has sex her vagina grows larger and loser until it resembles roast beef. Thus "roastie" is an incel nickname for women.
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Jul 29, 2018 02:17
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Does this mean that too much sex with their perfect wifu will also become a roostie?
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Jul 29, 2018 02:22
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Cythereal posted:Yes. They think every time a woman has sex her vagina grows larger and loser until it resembles roast beef. Thus "roastie" is an incel nickname for women. Yeah I know that. I just had terrible gleaning it from the tweet.
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Jul 29, 2018 02:26
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No, because somehow sex with one penis one hundred times doesn't have the same effect as one hundred penises once each.
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Jul 29, 2018 02:28
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Cythereal posted:Yes. They think every time a woman has sex her vagina grows larger and loser until it resembles roast beef. Thus "roastie" is an incel nickname for women. "Finish him!" "Roastie!"
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Jul 29, 2018 02:30
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PhazonLink posted:Does this mean that too much sex with their perfect wifu will also become a roostie? You're thinking about this more than they are.
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Jul 29, 2018 02:41
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RoboRodent posted:No, because somehow sex with one penis one hundred times doesn't have the same effect as one hundred penises once each. And by the same token a dude having sex with 100 different women won't make their tool into a toothpick.
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Jul 29, 2018 02:41
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Mak0rz posted:Bug chasing but furry Strong contender for new thread title.
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Jul 29, 2018 02:48
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Except maybe "bug chasing butt fury"
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Jul 29, 2018 03:19
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Rug chasing
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Jul 29, 2018 03:24
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RoboRodent posted:No, because somehow sex with one penis one hundred times doesn't have the same effect as one hundred penises once each. I want this on my headstone
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Jul 29, 2018 03:28
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Optimist with doubt posted:I want this on my headstone Would you settle for having it in your obituary as “cause of death”?
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Jul 29, 2018 03:31
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Ratoslov posted:And by the same token a dude having sex with 100 different women won't make their tool into a toothpick. No it makes it an anaconda GOD HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF JELQING
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Jul 29, 2018 03:43
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Trig Discipline posted:Would you settle for having it in your obituary as “cause of death”? I mean let's not discount anything just yet, the year is young.
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Jul 29, 2018 04:01
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RoboRodent posted:No, because somehow sex with one penis one hundred times doesn't have the same effect as one hundred penises once each. The vagina conforms to the shape of the penis. If that shape doesn't change, the vagina maintains one configuration and so there is no extra wear and tear. But multiple penises will be all sorts of different shapes and sizes, and so the vagina wears itself out by reconfiguring so frequently. This explanation brought to you by some idiot incel post I read either in GBS or reddit.
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Jul 29, 2018 06:03
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Terraplane posted:The vagina conforms to the shape of the penis. If that shape doesn't change, the vagina maintains one configuration and so there is no extra wear and tear. But multiple penises will be all sorts of different shapes and sizes, and so the vagina wears itself out by reconfiguring so frequently. I'm dumber for having read this.
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Jul 29, 2018 06:08
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RoboRodent posted:I'm dumber for having read this. I did not think it would be possible for you to get dumber but here we are and I understand
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Jul 29, 2018 06:16
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Cythereal posted:Yes. They think every time a woman has sex her vagina grows larger and loser until it resembles roast beef. Thus "roastie" is an incel nickname for women. Thinkin bout thos Arby's. For real though I really want some Arby's now.
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Jul 29, 2018 06:30
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If a girl has sex with dudes with bigger penises than mine, her vagina will stretch too big for me. If my waifu remains pure and only fucks me, i won't stretch out her vagina too big. It's not hard to understand.
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Jul 29, 2018 07:13
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PhazonLink posted:Does this mean that too much sex with their perfect wifu will also become a roostie? Jesus uses his magic powers on her vagina to banish away the roast.
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Jul 29, 2018 07:57
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Josef bugman posted:Do people not know what the gently caress being "Rabid" is? How many people have survived being rabid? I think we're up to six now!
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Jul 29, 2018 09:47
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Strom Cuzewon posted:How many people have survived being rabid? I think we're up to six now! And they survived because of the now unused Milwaukee Protocol. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milwaukee_protocol
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Jul 29, 2018 09:52
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Untrustable posted:And they survived because of the now unused Milwaukee Protocol. The Milwaukee Protocol worked something like less than ten percent of the time, and the patients that did survive had major, major brain damage.
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Jul 29, 2018 11:01
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Ein cooler Typ posted:If a girl has sex with dudes with bigger penises than mine, her vagina will stretch too big for me. That isn’t how the term is commonly used though. So it apparently is.
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Jul 29, 2018 11:07
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Ugly In The Morning posted:The Milwaukee Protocol worked something like less than ten percent of the time, and the patients that did survive had major, major brain damage. That's why it's now unused.
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Jul 29, 2018 11:30
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Mak0rz posted:Bug chasing but furry Bite my vaxxed rear end
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Jul 29, 2018 11:33
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Jul 29, 2018 11:58
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Jul 29, 2018 12:06
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Why is this mom obsessing over her daughter's labia majoris. 
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Jul 29, 2018 12:08
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Ah yes, Taylor Swift, the musician most associated with insatiable lust. 
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Jul 29, 2018 12:09
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Terraplane posted:The vagina conforms to the shape of the penis. If that shape doesn't change, the vagina maintains one configuration and so there is no extra wear and tear. But multiple penises will be all sorts of different shapes and sizes, and so the vagina wears itself out by reconfiguring so frequently. I think it's cool that vaginas are made of the same shape memory alloy as the card key that launches Metal Gear.
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Jul 29, 2018 12:22
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Ugly In The Morning posted:The Milwaukee Protocol worked something like less than ten percent of the time, and the patients that did survive had major, major brain damage. Oh man I didn't know that. That sucks.
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Jul 29, 2018 14:17
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Count Uvula posted:Ah yes, Taylor Swift, the musician most associated with insatiable lust. I mean she does go on too many dates. That's what people say.
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Jul 29, 2018 14:18
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Strom Cuzewon posted:Oh man I didn't know that. That sucks. It got everyone's hopes up because it worked amazingly well on the first person they tried it on, but then it basically never worked again after that.
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Jul 29, 2018 14:33
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Ugly In The Morning posted:The Milwaukee Protocol worked something like less than ten percent of the time, and the patients that did survive had major, major brain damage. At the time I believe the leading theory was that humans have varying degrees of natural resistance to rabies (not enough to not be lethal still) and the Milwaukee Protocol only works on someone who has a high resistance.
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