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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

stone cold posted:

*centrist voice* what an honorable man

A real maverick

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Which I recently learned is a cow

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i type "generosity of the pubic" into my design brief and having to correct it makes me wistful for what might have been

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pirate Radar posted:

Which I recently learned is a cow

I knew that because I've read Lucky Luke. It's very educational and not at all racist.

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

exmarx posted:

i learned recently that there are asbestos truthers

trump is an asbestos truther

also gojm revue starlight or asobi asobase are more worth your time if youre looking for a drama or comedy respectively

Homura and Sickle fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Jul 28, 2018

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

Pirate Radar posted:

A real maverick

maverick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_GDqQR4VKc

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

actually now i think of it i know a million lead truthers (all boomers) so asbestos truthers aren't that far off

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

lead is a health food, and asbestos is an all-natural respiratory stimulator

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
america is covered in a tasty candy coating of lead

with a creamy lead nougat at the center


Homura and Sickle posted:

trump is an asbestos truther

also gojm revue starlight or asobi asobase are more worth your time if youre looking for a drama or comedy respectively

i've heard good things about revue starlight

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yRgiXh2fP4

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

it's so weird how suddenly plastic waste has entered the zeitgeist after being considered a greenie niche concern for so long, but i'm happy about it

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i'm writing a fact file on freshwater swamps which i'm going to illustrate and then disperse around the community, funding it out of my own pocket if necessary

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

the call to prophecy is not always comprehensible to us. why am i driven to save the swamps? i don't know

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i saw my button quail having sex for the first time yesterday (they're modest, unlike my japanese quail, which gently caress shamelessly at any time in any company) and it was inspirational and affirming

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
kals and randler

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

kals and randler

im not kazakhstanian shrek, manager

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

cinci zoo sniper posted:

im not kazakhstanian shrek, manager
drat it this is an american site, if your manager tells you to be shrek, you say how shrek should i be sir

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




avshalemon posted:

drat it this is an american site, if your manager tells you to be shrek, you say how shrek should i be sir

:negative:

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

love the sin hate the sinner etc

https://twitter.com/PhilosophyMttrs/status/1023214000203595776

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

avshalemon posted:

drat it this is an american site, if your manager tells you to be shrek, you say how shrek should i be sir

When boss says jump you ask how deep!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

looking for employment? you greedy son of a bitch!

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Linkedin is for privileged white collar criminals

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Doop dee do I'm a thought leader

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
https://twitter.com/TomiObaro/status/1023220851485892608

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

cinci zoo sniper posted:

im not kazakhstanian shrek, manager

yeah, randler is obviously plump kazakhstanian shrek, you're the donkey

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Hmm. Open, honest communication about sex? In my patriarchy?!

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

yeah, randler is obviously plump kazakhstanian shrek, you're the donkey
i picture randler as hermann goering irl

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

the weird thing about statues in neglected post-soviet children's play areas (which i've seen enough of to be an expert on the topic, through no fault of my own) is that they're always smiling, i thought children in that part of the world were taught from an early age that smiling is an unacceptable frivolity that should be limited to simpletons and americans

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

avshalemon posted:

i picture randler as hermann goering irl

i picture him like so:

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

so basically child goering

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

goering

groening

coincidence????

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

stone cold posted:

goering

groening

coincidence????
:aaaaa: you've cracked the code

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i've forgotten what the fat german kid's name was but he was one of my favourite characters lol

unrelated, i had a huge inexplicable crush on groundskeeper willie when i was a child

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

avshalemon posted:

i've forgotten what the fat german kid's name was but he was one of my favourite characters lol

Üter

avshalemon posted:

unrelated, i had a huge inexplicable crush on groundskeeper willie when i was a child

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Oh God, Shrek yanked off Donkey's ears...:(

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
I always look around and loudly proclaim PLASTIC when my grocery store clerk asks paper or plastic.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i think i'm going to blow all of my hard saved cash on a dinner party, it's been too long since i've rolled up my sleeves and actually cooked

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

I always look around and loudly proclaim PLASTIC when my grocery store clerk asks paper or plastic.

heh, look at this chump loosing five cents a bag

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

Martha Stewart Undying posted:

I always look around and loudly proclaim PLASTIC when my grocery store clerk asks paper or plastic.
my state recently stopped providing plastic bags in supermarkets and the baby boomers absolutely lost their loving minds, i haven't seen this much public hysteria and contention since we joined the war in afghanistan

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
https://twitter.com/lesliecockburn/status/1023701334434959362?s=21


one of those two things is going to get a lot more attention than the other

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