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Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Im reading achewood while taking a poo poo and someone knocked on the door. Can a man have no sanctuary?

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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
hi
this is ken, president of snicker stick and also a customer

hope it works...?

i don't know what will happen to you

welcome to snicker stick

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Aside from peeing yourself every night this is just how your thirties goes.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Leroy Dennui posted:

hi
this is ken, president of snicker stick and also a customer

hope it works...?

i don't know what will happen to you

welcome to snicker stick

My friend Jeff is from Sweden (Not lying this time!)

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013




FREDERICK is also CRAPPY.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

I know Philippe is five, but if he had continued aging in time's remit, he would now be 21 and finishing up college. Sobering.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Philippe couldn't go to college, he has no way of ever getting any money!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost


Share favorite moments of Philippe resigning to an early death

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



INCREDIBLE DEATH!

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
The Dude & Catastrophe is an amazing band name, but really how have I slept this long on INCREDIBLE DEATH

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Confused and half-crazed with fatigue, the boy equates God with dentistry.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

Leroy Dennui posted:

hi
this is ken, president of snicker stick and also a customer

hope it works...?

i don't know what will happen to you

welcome to snicker stick

Ray? I can't start the machine without three men. The Japanese.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Frank had a dream. A household dream. The sun has made a note of his face.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Leroy Dennui posted:

hi
this is ken, president of snicker stick and also a customer

hope it works...?

i don't know what will happen to you

welcome to snicker stick

Okay where's this from because I can't place it and it's driving me crazy

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

JethroMcB posted:

Okay where's this from because I can't place it and it's driving me crazy

From when RB needed a special lamp for his SAD and apparently the president of the company that makes it is also a user. A good riff on the "our CEO is also a go-getter like yourself!" bullshit a lot of lifestyle brands use.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

I don't think I would react any differently than Ray if I had eaten dinner with Cartilage Head

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you
Including proving yourself a coward who would desert a dying man?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

FMguru posted:



jennifer lopez IS little nephew in Achewood: The Motion Picture (in theaters Summer 2019!)

lol

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

MMAgCh posted:

Including proving yourself a coward who would desert a dying man?

I'd just assume he was dead but yeah

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Pastry of the Year posted:



keep this in mind every single time he posts and everything will make more sense

If someone collated all the posts where you desperately try to own me by projecting your weird sex hangups onto me, they'd probably make a pretty good Pat blog post.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Lurdiak posted:

If someone collated all the posts where you desperately try to own me by projecting your weird sex hangups onto me, they'd probably make a pretty good Pat blog post.

Loving big tiddies is one of the least weird sex hangups to have.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Bongo Bill posted:

Loving big tiddies is one of the least weird sex hangups to have.

I am a card carrying Breast Man and have access to the secret menu, but because sometimes I say that comics aimed at kids shouldn't be traced from pornography, Pastry of the Year is convinced I'm some kind of sex-fearing evangelical and often makes embarrassing posts about it.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Lurdiak posted:

I am a card carrying Breast Man and have access to the secret menu, but because sometimes I say that comics aimed at kids shouldn't be traced from pornography, Pastry of the Year is convinced I'm some kind of sex-fearing evangelical and often makes embarrassing posts about it.

Hahaha, oh boy. Pastry of the Year, why are you such a tool?

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Candle at both ends, though. Harsh.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

http://mollysanders.blogspot.com/2004/07/bill-cosby-is-set-aflame.html

quote:

When I was a kid we had a lot of Bill Cosby's old comedy albums around, and I always used to play them.
Did you? Did you, Molly? Did you listen to Bill Cosby albums as a child IN 17TH CENTURY WALES????

I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Molly was still a kid in heaven, I suppose

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

It's cute that there is a bi-directional goon crush itt

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Bongo Bill posted:

Loving big tiddies is one of the least weird sex hangups to have.

It doesn't count if you love anime tiddies. In fact it counts double opposite.

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

You may no longer serve tacos or taco-format savory conceits. This coprophiliac fantasy buffet ends now.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
drat, I wouldn't have figured this out since I first read the strip at the age of 13, but even after various rereadings in years since, I didn't realize that Ray and Beef were driving 240 MPH on the last leg of their road trip until now.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
I have always taken issue with that strip because that is entirely too much enthusiasm for Subway sandwiches.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

JethroMcB posted:

I have always taken issue with that strip because that is entirely too much enthusiasm for Subway sandwiches.

I dunno, I have been exactly that kind of hungover and hungry where I really want a lovely sandwich from Subway. No, a real deli sandwich won’t do it.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

JethroMcB posted:

I have always taken issue with that strip because that is entirely too much enthusiasm for Subway sandwiches.

I'll chalk that up to early 00's culture.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
I dunno, if I felt like Subway and found out a friend now owned one, I'd be a little-lot hyped too.

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Pakled posted:

I'll chalk that up to early 00's culture.

That was definitely around the time they were becoming ubiquitous, and right before fatigue set in...I have a clear memory of eating at a Subway on May 3, 2003, and deciding then and there that I'd never eat that crap again.

(I've broken that pledge out of desperation, and occasionally curiosity, maybe 5 times since then. Disappointment every time. Subway sucks.)

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