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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Chris James 2 posted:

can't explain why I hurried to the thread expecting Bigfoot kinkboy to have not been posted already on a slow day, but anyway lol guy who wants to gently caress Bigfoot is gonna get elected

Almass
Dongo
The Sluti
Tummy Knocker

e Engeco Balls

Inspector Hound has issued a correction as of 02:40 on Jul 30, 2018

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AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

https://mobile.twitter.com/nytimes/status/1023743103931502593

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Wasn't there a Bob's Burgers episode about this? :thunk:

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

the best president is HW because he shot JFK

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

cumshitter posted:

if i ever ran and my posting history came up RE: making GBS threads cum, blowing people under a cape in public, being a drunk, i would own all of it and say "yeah thats right i love it when men cum in my rear end. i issue a challenge to my opponent: gently caress my rear end on live tv. this is a threat: i am coming for your jizz. it belongs to me, its just on loan to your balls until i come to suck every last drop out.

cumshitter for governor: i will personally blow every single person who votes for me. i approve this message"

jokes on you. my dick and balls smell terrible

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Horseshoe theory posted:

So does this count as "Trump voters realizing that they're going to die under Trump?" :thunk:

yes and they welcome it

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

killmonger was 100000% correct

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat

ahh the spicy days, seems like forever ago

"This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration, period."

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
lmao Ford once hurt himself walking off a stage like a God drat moron.

also one time he had to poo poo into a coffee cup because he locked himself in the oval office overnight

Eat This Glob posted:

jokes on you. my dick and balls smell terrible

thank you for participating in the democratic process citizen. your rustic balls make this country proud. im just doing the congress thing to pay my way through college

*gives you a lap dance to fergie's glamorous*

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/TheRickyDavila/status/1023745291349098496

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

a helpful bear posted:

also i am very dense... did you just lose a cat friend today/tonight, al? if so, im sorry :(

ty

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
if only there was some sort of historical context for Afghanistan being the graveyard of empires

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

cumshitter posted:

lmao Ford once hurt himself walking off a stage like a God drat moron.

also one time he had to poo poo into a coffee cup because he locked himself in the oval office overnight


thank you for participating in the democratic process citizen. your rustic balls make this country proud. im just doing the congress thing to pay my way through college

*gives you a lap dance to fergie's glamorous*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWib8GbrIlA

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/M3XcJMt.mp4

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

cumshitter posted:

lmao Ford once hurt himself walking off a stage like a God drat moron.

also one time he had to poo poo into a coffee cup because he locked himself in the oval office overnight


thank you for participating in the democratic process citizen. your rustic balls make this country proud. im just doing the congress thing to pay my way through college

*gives you a lap dance to fergie's glamorous*

cumshitter, you've got a great platform but i worry how ball-centric it is when half the pop doesn't have balls. any comment?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

like a DOG

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


triple sulk posted:

art deco is the best style though and it's not even close

:lol: this is incredibly wrong

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
TROMP

https://i.imgur.com/YnORhxg_lq.mp4

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

*keeps voting GOP for fiscal responsibility*

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

:lol: this is incredibly wrong

welcome to Team Art Nouveau

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

that was probably pretty fun regardless

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

t-t-t-t-t-t-RUMP!

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

:lol: this is incredibly wrong

Correct, this post is incredibly wrong

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Uh, what company would make that knowing they'd be sued into oblivion when that inevitably happened? :thunk:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

cumshitter, you've got a great platform but i worry how ball-centric it is when half the pop doesn't have balls. any comment?

i have attained a level of gayness where I literally can not see women except for their buttholes. half the cars on the road look like they are driven by ghosts to me. the only women i can see are post menopausal

here is my stance: I will outlaw vaginalnsex and call it "bad sodomy"

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

DryGoods posted:

cumshitter, you've got a great platform but i worry how ball-centric it is when half the pop doesn't have balls. any comment?

A dicken in every pot and a simple campaign plank of "Justice for ball"

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

pumping my balls and taint full of synthol to trigger the libs

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Horseshoe theory posted:

Uh, what company would make that knowing they'd be sued into oblivion when that inevitably happened? :thunk:

what about the adult standing there calmly filming it lol

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



cumshitter posted:

i have attained a level of gayness where I literally can not see women except for their buttholes. half the cars on the road look like they are driven by ghosts to me. the only women i can see are post menopausal

here is my stance: I will outlaw vaginalnsex and call it "bad sodomy"

https://twitter.com/howbluetheanger/status/1023200092101267457

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

"Boned up mystery ape" was loving inspired, i will stand in my truth

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Al! posted:

what about the adult standing there calmly filming it lol

Well, since they couldn't save the kid at the point, may as well get evidence for the inevitable litigation.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Horseshoe theory posted:

Uh, what company would make that knowing they'd be sued into oblivion when that inevitably happened? :thunk:

Pretty sure they had this at Slinkies Action Zone (Google it) when I was a kid.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

give me 5 good reasons why wanting to plow a 'squatch is wrong

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Regular Nintendo posted:

how are chuds not sick of the constant bitching yet

It's my victory whine

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

armed guards have stopped a lot of mass shootings, so it's fine that trump ordered people to kill journalists

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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Calibanibal posted:

give me 5 good reasons why wanting to plow a 'squatch is wrong

no one can, because it's not

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