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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Flavius Aetass posted:

dated this girl for a little bit who told me she wanted to get breast reduction surgery so she wouldn't get a bad back, and i subtly tried to talk her out of it

later she said she didn't want to date me and the surgery thing was just a test to see how shallow and selfish i was

all i could say was "yeah, good test"

you could always have dumped her after the breast reduction you big dummy, didnt you watch seinfeld

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Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Flavius Aetass posted:

dated this girl for a little bit who told me she wanted to get breast reduction surgery so she wouldn't get a bad back, and i subtly tried to talk her out of it

later she said she didn't want to date me and the surgery thing was just a test to see how shallow and selfish i was

all i could say was "yeah, good test"

owend

breasts seem very inconvenient

*jiggles man boobs*

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solarin posted:

we love you that's why we neglect you and your wishes

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Dongald Gay Trimp

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

BarronsArtGallery posted:

Turdfuzz thread was started first. Gotta be consistent, decorumailures...

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Flavius Aetass posted:

dated this girl for a little bit who told me she wanted to get breast reduction surgery so she wouldn't get a bad back, and i subtly tried to talk her out of it

later she said she didn't want to date me and the surgery thing was just a test to see how shallow and selfish i was

all i could say was "yeah, good test"

he has a big hairy dick and hes 9' tall and can cradle you all night i dont see whats hard to get understand about hwy bigfoot is sex incarnate. like you just know bigfoot would step out for a smoke afterward but then hed come back, after eating some mints because he is considerate, and cuddle you all night long

like you would wake up at 3 am because big foot is awake and hes very slowly putting his giant pinky back under your palm becuase you turned in the night and he just wants to hold hands every second of every day. he should be called gentle foot, because he is a gentle ape

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm so happy we have both trump threads I finish posting and there's 5 more posts about trump already waiting in the other one it's like my OCD just got an entire Christmas suite from Santa Cum.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

cumshitter posted:

i came out to my good cousin last night while i was drunk because hes from the awful side of my family but he ended up not being poo poo. we went through a lot of poo poo together. his mom and his aunt once spent 8 hours locked in a room with him trying to convince him that his dad had raped him like two days prior to his mom filing for divorce. he was like 13 at the time

i spent years hanging out with him and knowing that every time he hung out with me it was an escape from the hellish nightmare divorce his parents were going through. i never brought it up, ever, because of that and i knew he needed it

anyway hi srepsonse was literaly "congrats!" and then him telling me that my uncle (who i knew was gay) did the same by taking him to a gay bar one afternoon and byuying him a drink. the bartender was like, "Hey nice to see you again Tom" and he was like "haha... yeah i haven't been here before" while winking at my cuz

i forget where i was going with this. oh wait, yes, all of you should come out. even if youre straight. its never too late to start repairing yourself. just like quitting smoking people have higher success rates if they tell people theyre not str8 anymore before they finally fix themselves. you can do it. i believe in you

what are u gay or something

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

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navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



ok I’ve been at work for 9 hours where are we at regarding Big Bigfoot Dick Energy?

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

Kurtofan posted:

you could always have dumped her after the breast reduction you big dummy, didnt you watch seinfeld

Nah this way he can have the satisfaction of knowing she was a hag and also not cause any body image issues out of spite.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Orkin Mang posted:

what are u gay or something

*makes kissy faces at you while pointing to the spider web tattoo on my throat*

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

reignofevil posted:

Actually sir that would be you. The oranging salon is just thataway

presidents should be chosen based on how badly they can injure themselves without dying. the debates will just be the candidates tossing themselves down a steep hill

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cumshitter posted:

he has a big hairy dick and hes 9' tall and can cradle you all night i dont see whats hard to get understand about hwy bigfoot is sex incarnate. like you just know bigfoot would step out for a smoke afterward but then hed come back, after eating some mints because he is considerate, and cuddle you all night long

like you would wake up at 3 am because big foot is awake and hes very slowly putting his giant pinky back under your palm becuase you turned in the night and he just wants to hold hands every second of every day. he should be called gentle foot, because he is a gentle ape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-1ZLpDISLQ

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

navyjack posted:

ok I’ve been at work for 9 hours where are we at regarding Big Bigfoot Dick Energy?

Too much dick energy somebody posted some inline nsfw and so now we all gotta wear these shock collars for when we post ba-EUUUUURGH

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


thats a painting of me and bigfoot. bigfeet go bald in their early teens, he is actually 19. which is actually 12 in bigfeet years. yeah, i know. age difference. hear it all the time, gently caress off. but he has a good head on his shoulders and i find his youthful energy invigorating. i make him pay only $200 in rent a month because i want him to be able to save for his future

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

cumshitter posted:

*makes kissy faces at you while pointing to the spider web tattoo on my throat*

when my older brother told me he was gay id known for 10 years & i said yeah i know, u were in gay club at uni

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
i gotta tell ya, i do not know what to do with all this bigfoot stuff

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
heres a little something for the late night crowd

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



why we all postin weird porns

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Oh you mean this??

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Naerasa posted:

i gotta tell ya, i do not know what to do with all this bigfoot stuff

masturbate

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
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No sleep on a Sunday night is the great way to start your week

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
there was an episode of x-files where the bigfoot was a hot lady

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

the fact that they put the sticker under the chitin fold is somehow really creepy

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Orkin Mang posted:

when my older brother told me he was gay id known for 10 years & i said yeah i know, u were in gay club at uni

your brother was in rotc?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm just kidding mine is fraudulent and also damaged by my cats >: (

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

does bigfoot smoke weed and listen to 90s ska? we convene a panel of experts to investigate

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

cumshitter posted:

he has a big hairy dick and hes 9' tall and can cradle you all night i dont see whats hard to get understand about hwy bigfoot is sex incarnate. like you just know bigfoot would step out for a smoke afterward but then hed come back, after eating some mints because he is considerate, and cuddle you all night long

like you would wake up at 3 am because big foot is awake and hes very slowly putting his giant pinky back under your palm becuase you turned in the night and he just wants to hold hands every second of every day. he should be called gentle foot, because he is a gentle ape

ok

Strom Thermos
Sep 18, 2004


why isn’t flash prego

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Flavius Aetass posted:

your brother was in rotc?

i always knew there was somethin weird about the rotc dudes at my college and now you've solved it

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Space Jam posted:

does bigfoot smoke weed and listen to 90s ska? we convene a panel of experts to investigate

trumpin

is what i got

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Naerasa posted:

i gotta tell ya, i do not know what to do with all this bigfoot stuff

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Reality Loser posted:

 I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as "chubby" or even "fat." Then, as I became a man and started to educate myself on issues such as feminism and how the media marginalizes women by portraying a very narrow and very specific standard of beauty

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

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