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Flavius Aetass posted:dated this girl for a little bit who told me she wanted to get breast reduction surgery so she wouldn't get a bad back, and i subtly tried to talk her out of it you could always have dumped her after the breast reduction you big dummy, didnt you watch seinfeld
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Flavius Aetass posted:dated this girl for a little bit who told me she wanted to get breast reduction surgery so she wouldn't get a bad back, and i subtly tried to talk her out of it owend breasts seem very inconvenient *jiggles man boobs*
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Solarin posted:we love you that's why we neglect you and your wishes
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Dongald Gay Trimp
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
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BarronsArtGallery posted:Turdfuzz thread was started first. Gotta be consistent, decorumailures...
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Flavius Aetass posted:dated this girl for a little bit who told me she wanted to get breast reduction surgery so she wouldn't get a bad back, and i subtly tried to talk her out of it he has a big hairy dick and hes 9' tall and can cradle you all night i dont see whats hard to get understand about hwy bigfoot is sex incarnate. like you just know bigfoot would step out for a smoke afterward but then hed come back, after eating some mints because he is considerate, and cuddle you all night long like you would wake up at 3 am because big foot is awake and hes very slowly putting his giant pinky back under your palm becuase you turned in the night and he just wants to hold hands every second of every day. he should be called gentle foot, because he is a gentle ape
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I'm so happy we have both trump threads I finish posting and there's 5 more posts about trump already waiting in the other one it's like my OCD just got an entire Christmas suite from Santa Cum.
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cumshitter posted:i came out to my good cousin last night while i was drunk because hes from the awful side of my family but he ended up not being poo poo. we went through a lot of poo poo together. his mom and his aunt once spent 8 hours locked in a room with him trying to convince him that his dad had raped him like two days prior to his mom filing for divorce. he was like 13 at the time what are u gay or something
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toot
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ok I’ve been at work for 9 hours where are we at regarding Big Bigfoot Dick Energy?
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Kurtofan posted:you could always have dumped her after the breast reduction you big dummy, didnt you watch seinfeld Nah this way he can have the satisfaction of knowing she was a hag and also not cause any body image issues out of spite.
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Orkin Mang posted:what are u gay or something *makes kissy faces at you while pointing to the spider web tattoo on my throat*
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reignofevil posted:Actually sir that would be you. The oranging salon is just thataway presidents should be chosen based on how badly they can injure themselves without dying. the debates will just be the candidates tossing themselves down a steep hill
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cumshitter posted:he has a big hairy dick and hes 9' tall and can cradle you all night i dont see whats hard to get understand about hwy bigfoot is sex incarnate. like you just know bigfoot would step out for a smoke afterward but then hed come back, after eating some mints because he is considerate, and cuddle you all night long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-1ZLpDISLQ
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triple sulk posted:trumo
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navyjack posted:ok I’ve been at work for 9 hours where are we at regarding Big Bigfoot Dick Energy? Too much dick energy somebody posted some inline nsfw and so now we all gotta wear these shock collars for when we post ba-EUUUUURGH
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thats a painting of me and bigfoot. bigfeet go bald in their early teens, he is actually 19. which is actually 12 in bigfeet years. yeah, i know. age difference. hear it all the time, gently caress off. but he has a good head on his shoulders and i find his youthful energy invigorating. i make him pay only $200 in rent a month because i want him to be able to save for his future
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cumshitter posted:*makes kissy faces at you while pointing to the spider web tattoo on my throat* when my older brother told me he was gay id known for 10 years & i said yeah i know, u were in gay club at uni
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i gotta tell ya, i do not know what to do with all this bigfoot stuff
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heres a little something for the late night crowd
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why we all postin weird porns
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Oh you mean this??
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Naerasa posted:i gotta tell ya, i do not know what to do with all this bigfoot stuff masturbate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuGKgok1u-c No sleep on a Sunday night is the great way to start your week
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there was an episode of x-files where the bigfoot was a hot lady
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the fact that they put the sticker under the chitin fold is somehow really creepy
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Orkin Mang posted:when my older brother told me he was gay id known for 10 years & i said yeah i know, u were in gay club at uni your brother was in rotc?
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I'm just kidding mine is fraudulent and also damaged by my cats >: (
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does bigfoot smoke weed and listen to 90s ska? we convene a panel of experts to investigate
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cumshitter posted:he has a big hairy dick and hes 9' tall and can cradle you all night i dont see whats hard to get understand about hwy bigfoot is sex incarnate. like you just know bigfoot would step out for a smoke afterward but then hed come back, after eating some mints because he is considerate, and cuddle you all night long ok
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why isn’t flash prego
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Flavius Aetass posted:your brother was in rotc? i always knew there was somethin weird about the rotc dudes at my college and now you've solved it
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Space Jam posted:does bigfoot smoke weed and listen to 90s ska? we convene a panel of experts to investigate trumpin is what i got
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Naerasa posted:i gotta tell ya, i do not know what to do with all this bigfoot stuff
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Reality Loser posted:I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as "chubby" or even "fat." Then, as I became a man and started to educate myself on issues such as feminism and how the media marginalizes women by portraying a very narrow and very specific standard of beauty
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