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Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

I worked at one of these places when I was in high school and more than once I’ve had to tell trashy people in their 30’s to stop making out in the middle of it.

Probably just like an Alestorm concert, actually.
I had these friends who were into ball pits and stuff when they were in their early 20s and yeah, it's sort of quirky and cute to a point, but now some people in this group are pushing 40 and still into this poo poo and it's just increasingly weird and gross

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Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Mizmor was so so good yesterday. I never liked their sound much on recordings but they blew me away. Mutilation Rites and Pelican are powerful as gently caress live too

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



Varg posted:

Mizmor was so so good yesterday. I never liked their sound much on recordings but they blew me away. Mutilation Rites and Pelican are powerful as gently caress live too

I didn't know what to expect from Mizmor; they're one of those bands that never clicked for me listening to their albums.

But holy poo poo.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Just finished watching warbringer for like the 5th time

Now its gloryhammer

Give me the cheeziness gloryhammer i am ready

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high


Cheeziness content very high



Dying of glorious cheese and stories of hammers send help

stab fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Jul 29, 2018

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high


Goblin on stage just killed by the lead singer im loving dying

The glorious victor

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Now they just crowdsurfed a fan to the bar so they could refuel the cyborg guitarist with the fuel called alcohol


I wish i could be making this up

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



Extremely serious metal fan here to admonish you for having fun in ways that don't involve satan, irony, or esoteric time signatures

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I like how his cheap plastic chest armor goes from being tucked under a belt and creasing real bad when he leans forward to dangling free after it broke loose.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
They are now doing a jig on stage singing angus mcfife?

This band is insanely fun

Are we allowed to have fun at shows or must everything be kvlt

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
We're allowed to have fun but that Alestorm show sounds like epic bacon hell

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high


Ten year old kids rocking out to the unicorn invasion of dundee

The unicorns are undead

We have reached peak metal

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Sitting down on the floor of a dirty venue sounds not fun

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
The singer just killed the evil sorcerer keyboardist with a giant hammer


And now a princess has crowned the cyber guitarist as a king while the goblin looks on

stab fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Jul 29, 2018

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Your local metal venue doesn’t have yoga classes??

E :nws: https://amuse-i-d.vice.com/death-metal-yoga-some-of-us-need-a-little-bad-to-be-good/ :nws:

Snowy fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Jul 29, 2018

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

My favorite metal venue with yoga classes is Lucky 13 in Brooklyn. That place rules.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

When Behemoth announced their upcoming tour, somebody on Facebook commented and asked if there would be yoga. I took it as someone trying to be ~*wacky*~ at the time, but you're telling me that metal yoga is a thing?

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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There's plenty of yoga offering focusing on drone, black metal, stoner and other variants

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Bertrand Hustle posted:

When Behemoth announced their upcoming tour, somebody on Facebook commented and asked if there would be yoga. I took it as someone trying to be ~*wacky*~ at the time, but you're telling me that metal yoga is a thing?

The first time I saw Cynic that was part of the show

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
But don't forget, Nazis did yoga and black metal a decade and a half ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c16_pR29Vx0

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

Zodijackylite posted:

But don't forget, Nazis did yoga and black metal a decade and a half ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c16_pR29Vx0
"It's not the ethos of National Socialism that draws us in so much as that we really like swastikas"

Vulture Culture
Jul 14, 2003

I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.
Unrelated: I went like 25 years never listening to the Demilich album and wow I feel like a total moron now

e: Deathchain is pretty loving awesome too

Vulture Culture fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Jul 30, 2018

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

Vulture Culture posted:

e: Deathchain is pretty loving awesome too

"Napalm Satan" is one of my favourite song titles of all time.

Song itself rules too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi3f4h6DF6s

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

I’ve achieved a few deep trances/gnosis with the help of metal before. Most recently Deafheaven. I haven’t tried yoga to it but I imagine it’s awesome if you can get in the mood. I would try it for sure.

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Zodijackylite posted:

But don't forget, Nazis did yoga and black metal a decade and a half ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c16_pR29Vx0

It's a shame that this album and in fact everything they did after Nada Brahma sucks, because the early material is really cool.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Metal can be wacky and fun and brutal all at the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te9ZaXexmJk

Obscene Extreme rules.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Vintersorg posted:

Metal can be wacky and fun and brutal all at the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te9ZaXexmJk

Obscene Extreme rules.


Based off my experiences at the festival this weekend and some commentary in this thread (not related to what I was posting), this is my thoughts on the matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcwGlGBK70w

Cinaedus Defututus
Mar 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

stab posted:

So i just saw Alestorm live for the first time not knowing much about them


Holy gently caress was that FUN

Highlights included a giant rubber duckie

Deadpool holding up a giant inflatable sex doll

500 people sitting down and loving ROWING during a song

A giant group circle dance


And tons of goofily dressed pirates


The gently caress Alestorm, the gently caress

these jokers ruining my serious pirate metal.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

How the gently caress do you get forums cancer in 2018, serious question

Parachute
May 18, 2003

Smirr posted:

How the gently caress do you get forums cancer in 2018, serious question

yeah lmao

NuclearPotato
Oct 27, 2011

If I hadn't been looking through some old threads in Comedy Goldmine recently, I wouldn't have even remembered that Forums Cancer was a thing until now.

Nazzadan
Jun 22, 2016



I never knew it was even a thing, but I've only been here for a couple years so

Nazzadan fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Jul 30, 2018

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



What is it?

Baron Von Ghoulosh
Dec 16, 2005

There was a time when I fed from golden chalices,
but now...

Now, I feed as
an old man pees.

Smirr posted:

How the gently caress do you get forums cancer in 2018, serious question

gently caress cancer! Click here and pray to Nergal...

https://www.behemoth.church/

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Hail

I am stupid excited knowing that there's new albums from Nile and Behemoth coming.

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

Smirr posted:

How the gently caress do you get forums cancer in 2018, serious question

It's impressive and he should be commended

The 311 Lifestyle
Feb 16, 2018

just trippin'
and laughin'
at the crap
migration fest was dope until i sprained my ankle and missed all of sunday

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Migration Fest ruled and was more than worth the ticket price and ten hour drive down. The lineup was incredible.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Hail

I am stupid excited knowing that there's new albums from Nile and Behemoth coming.

:same:

Can’t loving wait. I’ve been listening to them both a lot lately. The live Behemoth album from this year is awesome.

Kilometers Davis fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Jul 31, 2018

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henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice

stab posted:

The whole ripping off lady gaga video of telephone or whatever its called for their magnetic north video slays me.

Seriously watch the two of them side by side

I was dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKF2oc9h3o4

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