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Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

https://thefpl.us/episode/285

quote:

"The average male knows more about the vagina than the average woman..."
[all readers scream in unison]

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Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
Our first vore and only episode!

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
That nutshell scream edit is INCREDIBLE

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
Nutshell was killing it that episode.

Also Jack Chick's olde tyme aristocrat voice is one of my favorites.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

This episode was great and the JustinRPG section is a lesson in wild comedic escalation

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

change my name posted:

This episode was great and the JustinRPG section is a lesson in wild comedic escalation

When Bunnybread started reading that first post I thought "did I just hear him say JustinRPG?" I was so happy that I was right.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
I felt a little bad listening because that guy’s got some serious intellectual disabilities but not enough to stop me laughing at the intestines bit.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Now where could my husband be?

Bunnybread
Feb 16, 2012

I hope y'all appreciate the boring shout out I gave you in the opening of the episode!

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Bunnybread posted:

I hope y'all appreciate the boring shout out I gave you in the opening of the episode!
I do! Reading that thread for myself was a nice little trip down Memory Lane.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Bunnybread posted:

I hope y'all appreciate the boring shout out I gave you in the opening of the episode!

I certainly did!

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Bunnybread posted:

I hope y'all appreciate the boring shout out I gave you in the opening of the episode!

Well I was impressed :v:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Why ambulance.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!


I'm pretty sure that was just an echo on Nutshell which is a lot funnier.

PJOmega
May 5, 2009
drat just heard about the live show in Seattle and am sad to see it is already sold out. Anyway you guys could squeeze three more tickets out?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

PJOmega posted:

drat just heard about the live show in Seattle and am sad to see it is already sold out. Anyway you guys could squeeze three more tickets out?
Stand outside the windows, peering in furtively.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
just crankin it

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

I listen to episodes at work. The raw terror that something might go wrong and have the episode play over the speaker is the only way I can feel alive anymore.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Warbird posted:

I listen to episodes at work. The raw terror that something might go wrong and have the episode play over the speaker is the only way I can feel alive anymore.

Same, the fear that my headphones will get disconnected and "ANAL VORE" or whatever will play in front of customers or my boss.

PJOmega
May 5, 2009

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Stand outside the windows, peering in furtively.

What if I wave a handle of Patron and whatever other alcohol I feel like picking up as a bribe?

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat
Anyone remember the name of the pokemon cartoon Portax made, and the F Plus readers voiced?

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.

Sexual Aluminum posted:

Anyone remember the name of the pokemon cartoon Portax made, and the F Plus readers voiced?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj5eqYLWtv8

Acute Grill
Dec 9, 2011

Chomp

Warbird posted:

I listen to episodes at work. The raw terror that something might go wrong and have the episode play over the speaker is the only way I can feel alive anymore.

My car has about a 50/50 chance to either start playing music or Podcast Addict when the Bluetooth connects to my phone. F Plus Day can be harrowing.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I have a vivid memory of rolling up the window on a boiling hot day driving through campus parked out a pedestrian crossing because Bozarth(?) was loudly explaining how to crush your nuts with a length of pipe and a coca cola bottle.

Meldonox
Jan 13, 2006

Hey, are you listening to a word I'm saying?
That's when you're supposed to roll the windows down my dude.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

EmmyOk posted:

I have a vivid memory of rolling up the window on a boiling hot day driving through campus parked out a pedestrian crossing because Bozarth(?) was loudly explaining how to crush your nuts with a length of pipe and a coca cola bottle.

DRAGON GONADS
MAKE EM SQUEAAAAAL
STOMP EM FLAT
BENEATH YOUR HEEEEEL

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
every time I hear someone yell "gently caress", I always think of Portaxx's "no gently caress, because the nipples are tooooo smallllll". one of these days I'm gonna be too drunk to keep from yelling it :getin:

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Every time I hear YES HI HELLO, I'm already laughing.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


EmmyOk posted:

I have a vivid memory of rolling up the window on a boiling hot day driving through campus parked out a pedestrian crossing because Bozarth(?) was loudly explaining how to crush your nuts with a length of pipe and a coca cola bottle.

Bozarth's Wesley Willis impression from that episode is one of my favorite F Plus readings.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Back in the day the Apple podcast app had a bug where it would just resume playing a podcast after a phone call. So naturally I was in a massive business meeting in an auditorium of 400 people or so when my phone rang...

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Lumbermouth posted:

Bozarth's Wesley Willis impression from that episode is one of my favorite F Plus readings.

I BASH MY NUTS WITH A TIRE THUMPER

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Warbird posted:

Back in the day the Apple podcast app had a bug where it would just resume playing a podcast after a phone call. So naturally I was in a massive business meeting in an auditorium of 400 people or so when my phone rang...

What was the topic?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

X-Ray Pecs posted:

I BASH MY NUTS WITH A TIRE THUMPER

PUT A LARGE POTATO IN A BIG SOCK

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

"Dear 'Popular Mechanics'..."

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Andrast posted:

What was the topic?

Clown porn or something I'm sure. It was several years back when the Apple app had only recently come out. Thankfully it landed in a tame section and I was both in the back and quick on the draw. My suit also muffled it fairly well as well.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

X-Ray Pecs posted:

I BASH MY NUTS WITH A TIRE THUMPER

sexpig by night posted:

PUT A LARGE POTATO IN A BIG SOCK
These misquotes are really driving me

nuts

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Often times I find myself typing Dol'lar$

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
You mean Da'LER$?

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Sham bam bamina! posted:

You mean Da'LER$?

yeah

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Got my Lou shirt in the mail today. It is very soft and has excellent print quality.

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