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Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
A friend of a friend wrote an article about the Stern Show, and it encapsulates alot of the feelings I have about the show, so I thought I might post it in here.

https://theinterrobang.com/howard-stern-fans-need-let-go-let-grow/

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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Former Human posted:

Julie Chen actually has a career. I don't know what Beth ever did besides being a glorified extra in a Ben Stiller movie and a handful of print ads for JC Penney or something.

Beth was a European hooker model.

Its funny they always say this but theres no pictures of her euro modeling days.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Former Human posted:

Julie Chen actually has a career. I don't know what Beth ever did besides being a glorified extra in a Ben Stiller movie and a handful of print ads for JC Penney or something.

Hey now, Beth is a model.







euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

That is certainly her modeling

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

So was she a sex slave or did her dentist rape her

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Oh man I remember those 90s hair salon model photos on the walls of SuperCuts way too long after the 90s.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



MrMidnight posted:

So was she a sex slave or did her dentist rape her

Her dad was a dentist...

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Her "modelling" career also included showing early for red carpet type events so that photographers could practice by taking her picture.

Did she go to college?

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Bonzo posted:

Her "modelling" career also included showing early for red carpet type events so that photographers could practice by taking her picture.

Did she go to college?

I’m sure her high school principal wrote her a wonderful letter of recommendation.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you

Shes Not Impressed posted:

I’m sure her high school principal wrote her a wonderful letter of recommendation.

After crying about having to suspend her for a couple days, but don't worry, he visited her everyday during her suspension.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

JB50 posted:

Beth was a European hooker model.

Its funny they always say this but theres no pictures of her euro modeling days.

So Beth is absolutely, definitely not the equivalent of the current Instagram models who are frequently traveling to Dubai for "modeling gigs", right?

*wink wink*

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Sand Monster posted:

So Beth is absolutely, definitely not the equivalent of the current Instagram models who are frequently traveling to Dubai for "modeling gigs", right?

*wink wink*

How does the world's greatest germaphobe deal with that? Do you think that he is in denial?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Squashy Nipples posted:

How does the world's greatest germaphobe deal with that? Do you think that he is in denial?

As Howard used to frequently discuss:

1. Keeping his condoms under lock and key.

2. Beth doesn't like to give or receive oral sex. Just get it over and done with in two minutes, that's all she needs. Howard also now says that blowjobs are demeaning to women, so it works out all around!

:laugh:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Squashy Nipples posted:

How does the world's greatest germaphobe deal with that? Do you think that he is in denial?

Howard used to tell stories about "a guy he knows" who married an ex-escort and had her history scrubbed and created a whole new life for her so his friends wouldn't find out. I can't remember if people were theorizing about it being Ross Zapin, but it was somebody in that vicinity.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Sand Monster posted:


2. Beth doesn't like to give or receive oral sex. Just get it over and done with in two minutes, that's all she needs. Howard also now says that blowjobs are demeaning to women, so it works out all around!

:laugh:

Lolllllllllllll that sounds like the most boring, sterile sex life ever

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sand Monster posted:

2. Beth doesn't like to give or receive oral sex. Just get it over and done with in two minutes, that's all she needs. Howard also now says that blowjobs are demeaning to women, so it works out all around!

Remember the "write up your secret sex fantasy and everybody will guess which is whose"? Howard was all about demeaning women back then.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

prefect posted:

Remember the "write up your secret sex fantasy and everybody will guess which is whose"? Howard was all about demeaning women back then.

He was out of his mind back then.

Listen, the show has evolved.

What do you do for a living?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

A blowjob is demeaning if you're forcing it, and you don't give back.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Anyone seen that episode of 30 Rock where Liz is dating Jon Hamm? He's terrible at everything but since he's so good looking no one wants to correct him. That's the life I feel like Beth has.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Jon Hamm is really attractive though

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

BobbyK posted:

Jon Hamm is really attractive though

I can almost hear it...

Gary: "I'm not gay, but I'd blow Jon Hamm in an alley just to say I did it, because c'mon, it's Jon Hamm!"

And then Jon Hein mishears that and says he's had enough blowjobs in his life and would rather stare into the soul of a fast food employee.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

A friend of a friend wrote an article about the Stern Show, and it encapsulates alot of the feelings I have about the show, so I thought I might post it in here.

https://theinterrobang.com/howard-stern-fans-need-let-go-let-grow/

Good article. Read that poo poo goons.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I can TL:DR that article if you don't feel like reading it.

The show is different now from when it was on in the 90s. Howard is a rich old man. Don't read reddit.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

wesleywillis posted:

Good article. Read that poo poo goons.

Nah. I made it as far as the title and first paragraph. He is a sell-out and hypocrite. Pretty sure I'm not the target audience for that article, though I'm not sure who is.

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
I read the article, it approaches Howard as a very human character and I respect it for that. But as a listener, I feel like Howard is quite the hypocrite and I really would've loved to read a tell all book of the goings on behind the scene in the studio. I feel like the biggest problem with the show is how there isn't anybody that can hold Howard and other people accountable when they are completely out of touch. I've mostly stopped listening since the youtube purge and just read the news here.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
It really makes listening to any of the old bits about Imus that much more funny. I mean sure, Howard doesn't own a ranch stock full of mentally disabled children but he does own a cat apartment so I feel like it's a wash.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
How can people like James Gunn get fired for bad tweets from a few years ago but Howard remains untouched? I'm guessing he's never really pissed off Twitter or the alt-right so they leave him alone.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

What bad tweets has Howard made

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

The alt right and woke progressives are engaged in a retarded forever war of getting each other fired for poo poo they don't actually care about

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
The woke progressives are anti Democrat and the people locked in the forever war against Trump are democrats just an FYI for ya

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?
Howard is protected by his refusal to use social media (though this is partly due to his fans being assholes whenever he tried) and how older clips of the show can be tricky to find for non-fans, as YouTube clips keep getting taken down. Those of us who were fans of the show during the early Sirius era had plenty of opportunities to stock up on the old clips/years worth of shows, but those are more difficult to find now.

I think we may have seen more of a backlash if Howard was still on AGT, but he was so boring on that show that I'm not sure anyone cared enough to complain.

Howard has carved out his own insular piece of the entertainment industry, to the point where it would be difficult to try and drum up controversy over his previous bits in an attempt to get him fired. I doubt Sirius would care at this point.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Bonzo posted:

How can people like James Gunn get fired for bad tweets from a few years ago but Howard remains untouched? I'm guessing he's never really pissed off Twitter or the alt-right so they leave him alone.

Howard's not a big deal in the larger culture any more, is he? He's just some guy on the kinda-sorta radio.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

prefect posted:

Howard's not a big deal in the larger culture any more, is he? He's just some guy on the kinda-sorta radio.

And even if he was “Howard stern says something outrageous” is a dog bites man headline.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

hanales posted:

And even if he was “Howard stern says something outrageous” is a dog bites man headline.

100% this. There are tons of recordings of him being sexist, racist, and more, but people don't care because everyone knew it while it was happening. Not in the Hollywood "we all knew it and didn't do anything about it" way, but in the "we listened to him broadcast it to millions of people everyday" way. There is no controversy and Disney won't be hiring him anyway. The only time Sirius would move is if there is evidence he did this off the air directly to a victim.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Over the last 15-20 years the general public has shifted it's view from Howard being a radio bad boy enemy number one to an elder statesman of comedy. And I don't mean that even as an insult to Howard; a lot of great comedians who were subvervsive and used as a Boogeyman in polite society grow old enough to eventually be respected by those same people. George Carlin or Richard Pryor is a good example of this effect.

I think overall Howard was a major pop culture icon of the late 20th century and will be regarded as such in the future.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Joe Rogan cites Howard as a big influence, not just for podcasts but modern comedy in general. Joe said the most nervous he's ever been was the night before his first appearance on the Stern show.

Then this girl showed up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=929rbtGUEd8

I don't think Joe has been back since.

Viktor
Nov 12, 2005

Former Human posted:


I don't think Joe has been back since.

Holy moly the call at the end!

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Howard may be writing a tell-all book. From Reddit:
https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2018/07/howard-stern-release-rumored-tell-all-book/

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.

It's never going to be tell-all if it's howard that's writing it.

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Odddzy posted:

It's never going to be tell-all if it's howard that's writing it.

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