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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Absurd Alhazred posted:

... as opposed to repeat live sex worker customers? Or 1-time sex doll customers? :raise:

Yes, I believe it would be sadder than either of those alternatives. Try it once out of curiosity? Sure, you do you. Repeat customer for live sex workers? Sure, better than being a bitter incel. But repeatedly paying for the rubber corpse loving experience? That's just odd. If rubber corpse loving is your thing, you'd be better off saving up to buy one of of your own.

Unless loving a rubber hole some other dude was using an hour ago is your fetish, I guess? Then you should go to Burning Man and use the communal fleshlight.

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Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Scathach posted:

gently caress sex robots. And by that I mean don't gently caress sex robots.

gently caress.

I mean it's not like they have families to provide for or bills to pay.

Do they have robo-pimps?

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
Sex robots are dangerous and must be stopped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eI1ULJNUo8

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Cacafuego posted:

Do they have robo-pimps?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ZdJtJo4Ok

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Scathach posted:

I would be so loving pissed if I was a prostitute and started losing money to a drat doll. Like, thanks for catering to manbabies, brothel :colbert:

They need to step up their game, learn from the doll

Juliet Whisky
Jan 14, 2017


Drink a beer, save a pier.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Stop having fun you guys

How dare you

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




HAHAHAHA

quote:

A Southend Borough Council spokesman said: "Whilst we have faith our sprinkler system would have soon sprung into action, we understand the visitor deployed his own sprinkler system to swiftly extinguish the miniature inferno."

He said the family could come back and visit pier for free, but added: "[We] kindly ask that he keeps his trousers firmly secured on this occasion."

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1024252365044637696

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Sir Lemming posted:

‘normalize’

It’s amazing how one little word can convey so much.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

It's true I saw Bigfoot porn jokes in Us Weekly's latest edition of "Stars they're just Reich us."

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I hate this find & replace of the word “perpetrator” with “suspect”.

If you call them “suspects who concealed the animal in a stroller” why even call them suspects? You just described them committing the crime.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Platystemon posted:

I hate this find & replace of the word “perpetrator” with “suspect”.

If you call them “suspects who concealed the animal in a stroller” why even call them suspects? You just described them committing the crime.

It's an overabundance of caution to guard against libel lawsuits. Until they are actually convicted, they are innocent in a legal sense.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
Low-hanging fruit? In my PYF thread?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




oh poo poo im definitely next

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Double Punctuation posted:

Low-hanging fruit? In my PYF thread?

It's more likely than you think.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


I have several questions I don't particularly want the answers to

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Bertrand Hustle posted:

I have several questions I don't particularly want the answers to

the answer to all of them is "for sexual powers"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/kfor/status/1024328901902913537

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.




After reading the article it seems that gun is just a placeholder image, but the article should really be "Teen commits suicide". According to the article, he pulled the trigger multiple times, no matter how much of an idiot you may be, you don't do that if you're not trying to kill yourself. It's a shame.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

AFewBricksShy posted:

After reading the article it seems that gun is just a placeholder image, but the article should really be "Teen commits suicide". According to the article, he pulled the trigger multiple times, no matter how much of an idiot you may be, you don't do that if you're not trying to kill yourself. It's a shame.

Police and the media will often try to “protect” the family by intentionally misstating the cause of death. Why do you think so many people die “cleaning their guns”?


vvv In a culture that stigmatizes and others people with mental issues, yes. vvv

Gynocentric Regime has a new favorite as of 19:43 on Aug 2, 2018

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Is it really better to be thought of as the sort of dangerous moron who does not check the gun before cleaning than a severely depressed person?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Not just a culture that stigmatizes and others people with mental illness, but a belief system where accidental death is fine but suicide sends you straight to Hell.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

By popular demand posted:

Is it really better to be thought of as the sort of dangerous moron who does not check the gun before cleaning than a severely depressed person?

If they're Christian, it officially being a suicide could mean anything from their priest or pastor refusing to perform the funeral to not being allowed to be buried in the local cemetery. This varies widely by denomination, and generation too, but there's a lot of places where it's a kindness to the family where it is officially ruled an accident and then everyone pretends to not know what really happened because it's easier on everyone involved. It's poo poo, but I totally understand why it happens.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Suicide was a sin in the Church of Denmark except in the case of a "disturbed mind" which meant that most suicides were classed as such by the local administration. The dead probably didn't care, but it was a great comfort for the bereaved that their lost one could be buried with official ceremony on the blessed cemetery.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Gynocentric Regime posted:

Police and the media will often try to “protect” the family by intentionally misstating the cause of death. Why do you think so many people die “cleaning their guns”?


vvv In a culture that stigmatizes and others people with mental issues, yes. vvv

I'm sure some of those were suicides but I think you underestimate the stupidity of the average American gun owner. I know a guy who shot himself in the hand while cleaning his gun and had to have a finger removed.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



See also the gun safety instructor who shot himself in the leg

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Regrettable posted:

I'm sure some of those were suicides but I think you underestimate the stupidity of the average American gun owner. I know a guy who shot himself in the hand while cleaning his gun and had to have a finger removed.

You misunderstand, I think there are plenty of stupid people who shoot themselves while cleaning their guns. I just don’t think there are that many that die while doing it.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

"Death by misadventure" is also often a euphemism for suicide

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
I thought it was a euphemism for autoerotic asphyxiation or trying to gently caress a crocodile

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I remember the post-script to a late 1970s cartoon collection by Vaughn Bodé said he died "doing some kind of experiment" (years later I learned that it was autoerotic asphyxiation).

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

I can only imagine that Sherlock arrived on scene at the car crash and, after a minute of looking at the balls-out corpse, the tire marks, and the shattered cell phone screen with one barely visible boob on it, said "this is what happened".

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Ape Agitator posted:

I can only imagine that Sherlock arrived on scene at the car crash and, after a minute of looking at the balls-out corpse, the tire marks, and the shattered cell phone screen with one barely visible boob on it, said "this is what happened".

*clenches fist*

"Moriarty!"

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Scoundrel fished out the man's privacy in order to frame him for his own murder! One almost wishes he wore gloves....

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


"So some days are exactly like the TV shows huh?" Said the new crime scene investigator.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
"This isn't a movie/videogame/comicbook, this is real life!"

edit: poo poo, I thought this was the Irrationally Irritating Movie Moments thread, my bad

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


[/quote]

Only in America. :gop:

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/thetakeout/status/1025412253665902593

quote:

According to the incident report, the 70-year-old says he was waiting in line for cheese when the Hawaiian-shirt-clad 72-year-old cut in front of him, took a cheese sample, and walked off. The two found themselves in another line together awaiting cheeseburger samples, at which time the 70-year-old invited the other man to step in front of him, “because he knew he would cut the line anyway.” The man replied that, in fact, he would do it again.

The two then came to fisticuffs.

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