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Which Snake are we talking about there, or are we saying all protagonist Snakes don't have game? Surely they all have some degree of game, surely. Any lack of success there is out of a sense of selflessness and duty.
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Bis Boss Snake acts weird around girls. Solid Snake hit on everything around him until he got old early.
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Jul 30, 2018 05:06
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Kibayasu posted:Bis Boss Snake acts weird around girls. Solid Snake hit on everything around him until he got old early. Big Boss still got more action than poor loner Solid.
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Jul 30, 2018 05:16
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Let's be real here, though: it's outright canon that post-MGS4 Otacon is an unstoppable ladies' man.
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Jul 30, 2018 05:41
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Coughing Hobo posted:Let's be real here, though: it's outright canon that [...] Otacon is an unstoppable lady killer.
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Jul 30, 2018 06:17
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We need Rising 2 just so it could reveal that Otacon’s numerous new girlfriends still keep dying.
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Jul 30, 2018 06:47
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Kibayasu posted:Bis Boss Snake acts weird around girls. Solid Snake hit on everything around him until he got old early.
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Jul 30, 2018 07:05
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This is some blasphemy I'm reading here, Solid Snake is a legend!
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Jul 30, 2018 07:26
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Which MGS character has big dick energy? I'm going with Venom and post MGS1 Otacon. Was going to say Ocelot but he's too needy
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Jul 30, 2018 09:54
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Jul 30, 2018 11:04
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It's obviously Johnny.
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Heavy Metal posted:This is some blasphemy I'm reading here, Solid Snake is a legend!
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Jul 30, 2018 11:19
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Which MGS character has big dick energy? I'm going with Venom and post MGS1 Otacon. Was going to say Ocelot but he's too needy Meryl
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Jul 30, 2018 11:27
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I feel like y'all have a real bad understanding of what is entailed by Big Dick Energy. Most Metal Gear characters are too extra to qualify, but if you had to nominate someone from the franchise, it'd be limited to Iroquois Pliskin and Nastasha Romanenko, and those are the only two.
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Jul 30, 2018 12:13
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Which MGS character has big dick energy? I'm going with Venom and post MGS1 Otacon. Was going to say Ocelot but he's too needy Definitely Vamp.
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Jul 30, 2018 18:26
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Which MGS character has big dick energy? I'm going with Venom and post MGS1 Otacon. Was going to say Ocelot but he's too needy Rose
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Jul 30, 2018 18:31
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I get the urge to play MGS5 again now that I have a 144hz monitor but my goodness the story is sort of insufferable. Its so overly cinematic that it doesn't feel like the weird goofiness i've come to expect in a MGS game.
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Jul 30, 2018 18:35
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The goofiness is still there but it’s more in the cassette tapes this time.
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Jul 30, 2018 18:37
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MGS5 is somehow the most and least replayable Metal Gear game.
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Jul 30, 2018 18:46
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Vulcan Raven. He's a real threat in the muktuk eating contest, but he also excels in another event.
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Look Sir Droids posted:MGS5 is somehow the most and least replayable Metal Gear game. The lack of bosses with distinct personalities you wind up interacting with, and the codex becoming a single 'intel radio' button probably hurt that sort of niche charm. The whole "extra objectives that change the mission and what you learn about it/but that only get revealed after you complete the mission or the objectives" is also really neat. it's just too bad only like a quarter of the missions have a real list of those. A bunch of others just have filler "Oh also tranq an animal you might not have seen."
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Jul 30, 2018 19:17
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Zereth posted:Yeah. Legendarily bad at flirting. Solid Snake is so good at flirting he managed to seduce a woman that had been psychologically conditioned to be unattracted to men.
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Jul 30, 2018 19:38
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SeANMcBAY posted:The goofiness is still there but it’s more in the cassette tapes this time. There is only one goofy set of tapes and that's the burger tapes. Everything else takes itself ultra seriously (although there are still unintentional moments of comedy like how Zero seemingly trips over every piece of furniture in the world once he gets poisoned). In It For The Tank fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Jul 30, 2018 |
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Jul 30, 2018 21:49
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Codetalker tugging himself off about copulation may be intended as serious, but is actually the weirdest moment in Metal Gear and also very gross.
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Jul 30, 2018 22:08
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In It For The Tank posted:There is only one goofy set of tapes and that's the burger tapes. Everything else takes itself ultra seriously (although there are still unintentional moments of comedy like how Zero seemingly trips over every piece of furniture in the world once he gets poisoned). Yeah, you’re right. I was confused with Peace Walker for some of the goofy things I was thinking about. At least you can do silly stuff in game like spin out cars with horse poo poo and all the box antics.
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Jul 30, 2018 22:33
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In It For The Tank posted:There is only one goofy set of tapes and that's the burger tapes. Everything else takes itself ultra seriously (although there are still unintentional moments of comedy like how Zero seemingly trips over every piece of furniture in the world once he gets poisoned). And there's some of that in 5, just not as much. But that's kinda a running theme of the game, isn't it?
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Jul 30, 2018 22:42
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Gay Horney posted:I've never finished mgs5 cause I can't do that loving mission where you have to beat the teleporting guys who throw rocks at you. people who spend hours getting good at a game then complain its too easy universally have autism. I'm a medical doctor I’m hoping you mean the airport fight because that’s actually the easiest mission in the game. Literally the only thing you need to beat it are a bunch of decoys, maybe as many as you can carry. You spawn at a hanger, and there are some terminal buildings right next to those hangers. There SHOULD be some mounted AA guns in front of those terminals. When you spawn, just constantly deploy decoys and run in a zig zag towards the AA guns. Then climb onto the gun and shoot everything in the face. Easy S rank.
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It’s not the easiest mission in the game. Not even close. C2W you don’t even have to leave the helicopter to S rank.
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Jul 31, 2018 15:51
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The funniest way to beat almost any mission is to do a forced landing on the enemy base with miniguns blazing. The time bonuses you get are pretty ridiculous.
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But for real, this final (I assume) Quiet mission with all the APCs is driving me nuts. I keep dying out of nowhere to one shots.
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Airdrop in your own tank 
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Mantis42 posted:But for real, this final (I assume) Quiet mission with all the APCs is driving me nuts. I keep dying out of nowhere to one shots. You can still call in Pequod as gunship support, if you need the heat taken off for a bit. I'd guess it the tanks sniping you at max range that are getting you killed
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Mantis42 posted:But for real, this final (I assume) Quiet mission with all the APCs is driving me nuts. I keep dying out of nowhere to one shots. Do you have the parasite suit (and enough parasites) and the armor version researched? I think I may have eventually used that but I may be confusing that with when I S ranked it. Either way I remember having a similar aggravating experience, even with the Battle Dress on. If I am confusing it with the S rank and you’re just trying to beat it, use everything you got. Helicopter support, bombardment, smoke cover, and never stick your head out unless you’re at full health (or if Quiet just really needs the help).
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I try to avoid that stuff and go for a pure high rank, but I've died more times on this one mission than the rest of the game combined, so I guess I'll cheese it. The problem is, each time I do really good for a while, then BAM, one shot out of nowhere. Its annoying.
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If you want to do that mission without any cheese (and nonlethally) you basically need to die a lot to learn where all the enemies arrive and do a lot of mine prep and gas grenades and stuff, and even them it’s really hard
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Mantis42 posted:I try to avoid that stuff and go for a pure high rank, but I've died more times on this one mission than the rest of the game combined, so I guess I'll cheese it. The problem is, each time I do really good for a while, then BAM, one shot out of nowhere. Its annoying. Of all that stuff, the parasite suit doesn't reduce your rank.
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Ambivalent posted:If you want to do that mission without any cheese (and nonlethally) you basically need to die a lot to learn where all the enemies arrive and do a lot of mine prep and gas grenades and stuff, and even them it’s really hard For that mission I used the max upgraded (for that point in the game) armor suit. Whatever it’s called, not the parasite suit though. Then I decked myself out with the best rocket launcher I had. When the tanks start spawning in I got on top of the building and took potshots. You’ll have to call in a re-arm a few times to have enough ammo.
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Run up to the battalion and Fulton them. I just watched a YouTube video on this.
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jonathan posted:Run up to the battalion and Fulton them. I just watched a YouTube video on this. This was my strategy. Like I said, I do fine until I get one shotted. I'll try again tonight.
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