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Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

wesleywillis posted:

I get what boops are, but what the gently caress about snox?

chitoryu12 posted:

Like a year or two ago, a neural network was asked to create names for I think hamsters or something. Snox Boops was one of the names it generated.

Here: http://aiweirdness.com/post/162396324452/neural-networks-kittens

# ? Jul 31, 2018 16:53

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# ? May 22, 2024 13:16

Weltlich: Feb 13, 2006; Grimey Drawer

Aww man, "Paihren the Thawk" was taken almost immediately. Easily the best cat name on there.

# ? Jul 31, 2018 17:23

Turtlicious: Sep 17, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Biggly Wiggly Boolean is my next cat name.

# ? Jul 31, 2018 18:21

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla/status/1024351114022596614?s=21

# ? Jul 31, 2018 19:01

Jagged Jim: Sep 26, 2013; I... I can only look though the window...

Snox Boops

# ? Jul 31, 2018 19:18

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

I really hope that Snox Boops is doing well, and also that he's still named that.

# ? Jul 31, 2018 19:27

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

RoboRodent posted:

I really hope that Snox Boops is doing well, and also that he's still named that.

I did not realize that it was the name of a cat. I thought "Snox" was a cute name for their pet's nose.

# ? Jul 31, 2018 19:51

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

muscles like this! posted:

Something pretty fantastic I found online today.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the kittens of AFK Cat Rescue in Huntsville Alabama. They were all named by a neural network.

"Parihen the Thawk: This guy was surrendered to an animal shelter after he hitched a ride in the engine of a car. He had a dislocated leg but it�s healing well with rest. He�s shy, tiny and misses his bff who is in the hospital right now for her much worse injuries. He�s got a lot of energy and loves to show off his belly."

"Jexley Pickle - This little girl is a hoot and a half. She�s full of energy, bounce and comedy. She loves to nurse on ear lobes and finger tips. She�s about 6 weeks old and was found after being chased up a tree by a dog. "

"Mag Jeggles - When you touch him he rattles from head to tail with purrs. He�s so sweet. He was simply too young to be made available for adoption, and was rescued from a shelter that could not care for him."

"Snox Boops - He was in a room with a lot of kittens that were too small to place up for adoption and even much smaller than the others in the room. When you pick him up he capsizes in your hands and starts purring. He�s got a huge voice and a huge demand for love and attention. "

"Mumcake - She was brought into a shelter as a stray, but she was too young for adoption and if she wasn�t pulled by rescue she would have been subject for euthanasia. She�s adorable, loving, outgoing and shoots sunshine right out of her butt. (Sunshine ejection not shown; you have AFK�s word for it.)"

"Tilly Mapper - This little girl also took a ride in a car engine and her rear leg was nearly completely severed as a result. She�s been stitched up but she�s had an infection set in. She is only around 8 weeks old and she�s in very poor body condition from having tried to make it on the streets. We hospitalized her yesterday and she�s doing much better. We hope to have her back to foster home by Friday."

And the big D...

Big Wiggy Bool - He is a doll-faced persian that was surrendered to a kill shelter when his family could not take him on their cross country move. He�s five years old and has obviously been doted on. He�s super affectionate, very easy going and a talker! He�s been recently groomed and trimmed up by Robyn Warner with Goin to the Dogs and Cats Mobile Grooming Service. And he loves belly rubs. Rubbing that fluffy, soft belly is an experience so wonderful it can only be discussed in breathless whispers.

# ? Jul 31, 2018 20:33

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

https://twitter.com/pomegranateboy_/status/1023398868959023104

# ? Jul 31, 2018 22:38

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

https://twitter.com/Rumwik/status/1024437454818951168

# ? Aug 1, 2018 00:34

slinkimalinki: Jan 17, 2010

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/pomegranateboy_/status/1023398868959023104

As putsome goddam...

# ? Aug 1, 2018 01:14

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Crosspost from the GBS blessed thread.

# ? Aug 1, 2018 01:22

Knorth: Aug 19, 2014; Buglord

Huzzah! posted:

https://twitter.com/Rumwik/status/1024437454818951168

# ? Aug 1, 2018 01:23

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Say Nothing posted:

Crosspost from the GBS blessed thread.

does not compu

# ? Aug 1, 2018 01:59

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Say Nothing posted:

Crosspost from the GBS blessed thread.

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers

# ? Aug 1, 2018 02:03

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Say Nothing posted:

Crosspost from the GBS blessed thread.

Must be Japanese

# ? Aug 1, 2018 02:20

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

Crosspost from the GBS blessed thread.

Man these Minecraft graphics mods keep getting fancier.

# ? Aug 1, 2018 03:23

Automata 10 Pack: Jun 21, 2007; Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

Say Nothing posted:

Crosspost from the GBS blessed thread.

I have no cat and I must scritch.

# ? Aug 1, 2018 04:32

Feonir: Mar 30, 2011; Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

https://i.imgur.com/aUEupBZ.mp4

# ? Aug 1, 2018 05:26

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

https://giant.gfycat.com/SpectacularFeminineAlbertosaurus.webm

# ? Aug 1, 2018 08:36

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Feonir posted:

https://i.imgur.com/aUEupBZ.mp4

This is lovely and I needed it this morning :3:

# ? Aug 1, 2018 14:28

Tuxedo Ted: Apr 24, 2007

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_paxwk7agv71w5pr9j.mp4

Audio-visual

# ? Aug 1, 2018 17:10

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Tuxedo Ted posted:

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_paxwk7agv71w5pr9j.mp4

Audio-visual

That ending with sound on :discourse:

# ? Aug 1, 2018 20:07

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/kaons/status/1024722029122072576
https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1024720177278210050
https://twitter.com/FalseKnees/status/1024473885465632768

Sininu has a new favorite as of 21:10 on Aug 1, 2018

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Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/1024737836988289024

Not assiduous enough! (sound on)

# ? Aug 1, 2018 22:09

repiv: Aug 13, 2009

https://giant.gfycat.com/MellowImpoliteAustraliankelpie.webm

# ? Aug 1, 2018 23:01

Prism: Dec 22, 2007; yospos

Nordick posted:

https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/1024737836988289024

Not assiduous enough! (sound on)

I don't know what kind of owl that is but it looks sad all the time.

# ? Aug 1, 2018 23:19

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Today my niece became invisible.

# ? Aug 1, 2018 23:37

Master Twig: Oct 25, 2007; I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

I went to the humane society yesterday. I was there to get information about adopting a dog and to look around.

I saw this pretty girl.

I took her for a walk.

She didn't want to see me leave.

I went back today... Oh god how did she get in my car.

What? How did she get on the dog bed that I happened to have from a previous dog.

Well, I guess I have a dog named Molly now.

She's a 3 year old Pit/Terrier/Lab/Retriever mix. So, a mutt I guess. Total sweetheart. Haven't heard her bark yet. I love her so much already.

# ? Aug 2, 2018 00:54

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

I also love that doggo please tell her what a good girl she is

# ? Aug 2, 2018 01:02

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

the goodiest of doggos

# ? Aug 2, 2018 01:09

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Master Twig posted:

...

I went back today... Oh god how did she get in my car.

...

She's so alert. Positively full of lert. :kimchi:

# ? Aug 2, 2018 02:17

Otteration: Jan 4, 2014; I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES; Grimey Drawer

Master Twig posted:

I went to the humane society yesterday. I was there to get information about adopting a dog and to look around.

I saw this pretty girl.

I took her for a walk.

She didn't want to see me leave.

I went back today... Oh god how did she get in my car.

What? How did she get on the dog bed that I happened to have from a previous dog.

Well, I guess I have a dog named Molly now.

She's a 3 year old Pit/Terrier/Lab/Retriever mix. So, a mutt I guess. Total sweetheart. Haven't heard her bark yet. I love her so much already.

# ? Aug 2, 2018 02:17

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Master Twig posted:

I went to the humane society yesterday. I was there to get information about adopting a dog and to look around.

I saw this pretty girl.

I took her for a walk.

She didn't want to see me leave.

I went back today... Oh god how did she get in my car.

What? How did she get on the dog bed that I happened to have from a previous dog.

Well, I guess I have a dog named Molly now.

She's a 3 year old Pit/Terrier/Lab/Retriever mix. So, a mutt I guess. Total sweetheart. Haven't heard her bark yet. I love her so much already.

Pet that dogge assiduously :3:

# ? Aug 2, 2018 02:22

Ravenfood: Nov 4, 2011

Molly looks incredibly cute. Congrats, pet her lots. :3:

# ? Aug 2, 2018 02:27

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Congratulations on your new dog friend :3:

she looks like a sweetheart

# ? Aug 2, 2018 02:57

Master Twig: Oct 25, 2007; I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Rest assured. She has been told she is a good dog many times. I have given her many pets. She cannot get enough pets. She begs for pets. If you stop petting, she moves her head under your hand to get more. Aaaaaaah. I love her so much.

# ? Aug 2, 2018 03:17

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Awesome dog, awesome name, awesome namesake. But don't you dare flog that Molly!

# ? Aug 2, 2018 03:30

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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Ravenfood: Nov 4, 2011

Say Nothing posted:

The real Dark Souls starts here.

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