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Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I have an excellent idea on how lowtax can pay for his boneitis: ban hillstans repeatedly for defending her in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Eighteen.

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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
is ezra klein or matty the patron saint of d&d?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

zoux, wj and fishmech were definitely the worst and only wj is still around cspam, pretending to be a leftist

zoux and fishmech didnt even gently caress off because she lost iirc, they left because they had meltdowns over the tiny amount of power they were given

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
I knew Hillary sucked rear end but thought she would win because America can't possibly elect a retarded pissbaby real estate mogul, right? Hhahahhahaha gently caress I was so naive

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Condiv posted:

deteriorata still roams free and is as condescending and idiotic as when he was declaring hillary inevitable and the greatest candidate of all time

For some reason the phrasing "roams free" here makes me laugh. Just imagining a nature documentary where they're filming a Hillary apologist in their natural habit of the Trump Thread or something.

Taintrunner posted:

Everywhere on the internet and in real life was like this. It was a loving cult, all to make an infinitely rich and powerful white woman with blood on her hands out to be some savior of all humanity. loving absolute mass derangement.

It's really surreal to remember. It's characteristic of just how privileged a large portion of this forum's population is; the nerdy kids of years past are now adults making six figures (because most of them come from very privileged families), and their politics are exactly what you'd expect.

Ytlaya fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Aug 2, 2018

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


fishmech stuck around until it became apparent hillary had lost and i told him to never post in cspam again. zoux left after he self owned

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Turns out only about 20% of America was that idiotic.

And it turns out that Hillary was worse than that.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

fishmech stuck around until it became apparent hillary had lost and i told him to never post in cspam again. zoux left after he self owned

the only thing i really know about fishmech is that he used to run a website that had like every picture posted on sa that included a folder labelled goonporn

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
acting like you don't know he's the smartest kid in america

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

zoux, wj and fishmech were definitely the worst and only wj is still around cspam, pretending to be a leftist

tbf if fishmech ever sets foot in here again i'm chain probating him

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Streak posted:

I knew Hillary sucked rear end but thought she would win because America can't possibly elect a retarded pissbaby real estate mogul, right? Hhahahhahaha gently caress I was so naive

extremely same but also lol at anyone who actually defended hill

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

MaxxBot posted:

These forms sucked so, so bad in the months leading up to the election. The lengths people would go to in defending abuela were nauseating, even people who made it clear they were going to vote for her were pilloried for dare saying she was anything other than a great candidate and strong progressive.

I lurked the gop primary thread back when this was election erection. I stopped the moment Cruz and kasich conceded because the hillary men were already infesting the thread with their smug sense of superiority. I could see where the wind was blowing and just stopped paying attention to politics outside of some headlines or gbs threads. poo poo was infuriating to read or deal with.

it also took months for me to believe that cspam had actually changed into what it is now - which is the good politics forum.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

zoux, wj and fishmech were definitely the worst and only wj is still around cspam, pretending to be a leftist

computer parts

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
There was also that Mulva dude who would brag about how rich he was

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Wasn't the toxx rule over if you paid for a nasty women or Bad hombre tag?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

really queer Christmas posted:

it also took months for me to believe that cspam had actually changed into what it is now - which is the good politics forum.

:hai:

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 25 days!)

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

fishmech stuck around until it became apparent hillary had lost and i told him to never post in cspam again. zoux left after he self owned

When your whole brand is acting like you're right about everything there's no way to recover from saying it was impossible for Hillary to lose.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Crowsbeak posted:

Wasn't the toxx rule over if you paid for a nasty women or Bad hombre tag?

nah that was reversed

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat

MaxxBot posted:

There was also that Mulva dude who would brag about how rich he was

goons are pretty bad w.r.t. bragging about wealth etc

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

zoux, wj and fishmech were definitely the worst and only wj is still around cspam, pretending to be a leftist

GalacticAcid posted:

computer parts

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

God drat I still remember trying to find a way to rationalize my way into actually wanting to vote for Hillary. I remember when during the debates she said that my father, who was born in this country and spent his entire working life teaching in poor minority schools, isn't American the same way I am because he won't take his retired Muslim rear end and limp down to a FBI office to be an informant. I sucked in my teeth and still tried to get my family to vote for her. I was only able to convince my wife. My dad was still going to vote for her because of how many children he taught who had undocumented parents and he was absolutely terrified of what could happen to them if Trump won.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Corky Romanovsky posted:

goons are pretty bad w.r.t. bragging about wealth etc

this. I have myriad precious treasures, enough to earn the envy of even billionaires, but I know better than to post about it constantly

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 25 days!)


I loved the Obdicut "I work in healthcare, and universal medicare just isn't realistic" series.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Phone posted:

is ezra klein or matty the patron saint of d&d?

neera tanden

Gio
Jun 20, 2005



this is way better than i remembered

quote:

President Donald Trump.

A thousand ridiculous accidents needed to happen in the unlikeliest of sequences for it to be possible, but absent a dramatic turn of events – an early primary catastrophe, Mike Bloomberg ego-crashing the race, etc. – this boorish, monosyllabic TV tyrant with the attention span of an Xbox-playing 11-year-old really is set to lay waste to the most impenetrable oligarchy the Western world ever devised.

It turns out we let our electoral process devolve into something so fake and dysfunctional that any half-bright con man with the stones to try it could walk right through the front door and tear it to shreds on the first go.

quote:

In Greenville, Donald "The Front-Runner" Trump started off the debate by jumping on his favorite wrestling foil, Prince Dinkley McBirthright, a.k.a. Jeb Bush. Trump seems to genuinely despise Bush. He never missed a chance to rip him for being a "low-energy," "stiff" and "dumb as a rock" weenie who lets his Mexican wife push him around. But if you watch Trump long enough, it starts to seem gratuitous.

Trump's basic argument is the same one every successful authoritarian movement in recent Western history has made: that the regular guy has been screwed by a conspiracy of incestuous elites. The Bushes are half that conspiratorial picture, fronts for a Republican Party establishment and whose sum total of accomplishments, dating back nearly 30 years, are two failed presidencies, the sweeping loss of manufacturing jobs, and a pair of pitiable Middle Eastern military adventures – the second one achieving nothing but dead American kids and Junior's re-election.

Trump picked on Jeb because Jeb is a symbol. The Bushes are a dissolute monarchy, down to offering their last genetic screw-up to the throne.

Jeb took the high road for most of the past calendar year, but Trump used his gentlemanly dignity against him. What Trump understands better than his opponents is that NASCAR America, WWE America, always loves seeing the preening self-proclaimed good guy get whacked with a chair.

quote:

"My mom is the strongest woman I know," Jeb continued.

"She should be running," Trump snapped.

quote:

It's simple transitive-property rhetoric, and it works. The press went gaga for Rubio after Iowa because – why? Because he's an unthreatening, blow-dried, cliché-spouting, dial-surveying phony of the type campaign journalists always approve of.

And when Rubio gets exposed in the debate as a talking haircut, a political Speak n' Spell, suddenly the throng of journalists who spent the past two weeks trying to sell America on "Marcomentum" and the all-important "establishment lane" looks very guilty indeed. Voters were supposed to take this seriously?

Trump knows the public sees through all of this, grasps the press's role in it and rightly hates us all. When so many Trump supporters point to his stomping of the carpetbagging snobs in the national media as the main reason they're going to vote for him, it should tell us in the press something profound about how much people think we suck.

quote:

"Trump has also promised to use tariffs to punish companies," wrote David McIntosh in the Review's much-publicized, but not-effective-at-all "Conservatives Against Trump" 22-pundit jihad. "These are not the ideas of a small-government conservative … They are, instead, the ramblings of a liberal wanna-be strongman."

What these tweedy Buckleyites at places like the Review don't get is that most people don't give a drat about "conservative principles." Yes, millions of people responded to that rhetoric for years. But that wasn't because of the principle itself, but because it was always coupled with the more effective politics of resentment: Big-government liberals are to blame for your problems.

Elections, like criminal trials, are ultimately always about assigning blame. For a generation, conservative intellectuals have successfully pointed the finger at big-government-loving, whale-hugging liberals as the culprits behind American decline.

But the fact that lots of voters hated the Clintons, Sean Penn, the Dixie Chicks and whomever else, did not, ever, mean that they believed in the principle of Detroit carmakers being able to costlessly move American jobs overseas by the thousands.

quote:

He used a German term, backpfeifengesicht, literally "a face in need of a good punch," to describe Cruz. This may be overstating things a little. Cruz certainly has an odd face – it looks like someone sewed pieces of a waterlogged Reagan mask together at gunpoint

quote:

This is part of a gigantic subplot to the Trump story, which is that many of his critiques of the process are the same ones being made by Bernie Sanders. The two men, of course, are polar opposites in just about every way – Sanders worries about the poor, while Trump would eat a child in a lifeboat – but both are laser-focused on the corrupting role of money in politics.

quote:

Trump will surely argue that the Clintons are the other half of the dissolute-conspiracy story he's been selling, representing a workers' party that abandoned workers and turned the presidency into a vast cash-for-access enterprise, avoiding scrutiny by making Washington into Hollywood East and turning labor leaders and journalists alike into starstruck courtiers. As with everything else, Trump personalizes this, making his stories of buying Hillary's presence at his wedding a part of his stump speech. A race against Hillary Clinton in the general, if it happens, will be a pitch right in Trump's wheelhouse – and if Bill Clinton is complaining about the "vicious" attacks by the campaign of pathological nice guy Bernie Sanders, it's hard to imagine what will happen once they get hit by the Trumpdozer.

quote:

If it comes down to a Sanders-Trump general election, the matter will probably be decided by which candidate the national press turns on first: the flatulent narcissist with cattle-car fantasies or the Democrat who gently admires Scandinavia. Would you bet your children on that process playing out sensibly?


quote:

The triumvirate of big media, big donors and big political parties has until now successfully excluded every challenge to its authority. But like every aristocracy, it eventually got lazy and profligate, too sure it was loved by the people. It's now shocked that voters in depressed ex-factory towns won't keep pulling the lever for "conservative principles," or that union members bitten a dozen times over by a trade deal won't just keep voting Democratic on cue.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


just lmao if you were not absolutely loving furious with hillary, the dem establishment, and all the succ pundits on 11/9 and the days following jesus christ i was so pissed at all these chodes who spent those last months telling everyone how bad she was gonna beat trump and how she was the best candidate ever

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

at least matty and once in a blue moon ezra show a hint of changing for the better but neera? pure unadulterated succ.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

just lmao if you were not absolutely loving furious with hillary, the dem establishment, and all the succ pundits on 11/9 and the days following jesus christ i was so pissed at all these chodes who spent those last months telling everyone how bad she was gonna beat trump and how she was the best candidate ever

i remember 11/9 pretty vividly. i just kind of stared into space all day and yet it was still yesterday in my mind.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
I’ve posted this before but lol

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 25 days!)

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

just lmao if you were not absolutely loving furious with hillary, the dem establishment, and all the succ pundits on 11/9 and the days following jesus christ i was so pissed at all these chodes who spent those last months telling everyone how bad she was gonna beat trump and how she was the best candidate ever

I felt dread for about half an hour and then realized that this would be the biggest opening for the Left in our lifetimes. The people who should have been the most pissed off were all the people who swallowed their pride, morals, and principles to pull the lever for Hillary - only to lose anyway.

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011


I'm still convinced that Obdicut hasn't gone anywhere, he's just in the middle of a really long post about how he works in public health.

I think the time I first really knew how hosed we were (though I wouldn't admit it even to myself) was when this op ed appeared in the Washington Post about how could we be sure people were really angry, the economy was after all doing great.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

GalacticAcid posted:

I’ve posted this before but lol



hes dead

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

anime was right posted:

i remember 11/9 pretty vividly. i just kind of stared into space all day and yet it was still yesterday in my mind.

The way I think of it now is that I was running on two hours of sleep and about eighteen trillion years of existential despair.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

I'm glad that Hillary is running, and in particular that Trump is running, because now we're finally gonna complete the reshaping of the party coalitions that might have otherwise dragged on for another couple cycles until Republicans nominated some other protectionist-populist who finally pulled the white, working-class vote away from Democrats for good. That was always gonna happen sometime, we've just had it happen faster than expected.

If this election were Mitt Romney vs. Joe Biden (or pick your favorite "generic" candidates), I think we'd be seeing results very similar to what we are seeing now. It's a valid point that Hillary is less able to capitalize on Trump's failings than a more talented campaigner like Obama could have, and I think that there's candidates who would be doing better in the horse-race than Hillary is now, but I'm hoping that the end-result of this is actually a long-term positive for Democrats and liberals, in that it helps us finally put the Dixiecrat firmly in the past and allows us to move forward without that anchor weighing down the party.

agreed, only hillary losing to trump unleashed the appetite for socialism we see today

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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

anime was right posted:

i remember 11/9 pretty vividly. i just kind of stared into space all day and yet it was still yesterday in my mind.

I laughed so loving hard

what a broken loving devil nation

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

just lmao if you were not absolutely loving furious with hillary, the dem establishment, and all the succ pundits on 11/9 and the days following jesus christ i was so pissed at all these chodes who spent those last months telling everyone how bad she was gonna beat trump and how she was the best candidate ever

I was too busy trying to not throw up worrying about my health care.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

just lmao if you were not absolutely loving furious with hillary, the dem establishment, and all the succ pundits on 11/9 and the days following jesus christ i was so pissed at all these chodes who spent those last months telling everyone how bad she was gonna beat trump and how she was the best candidate ever

I said it earlier but watching everyone in my office gathered around the TV in the conference room weeping was extremely cathartic to me. I just laughed internally, made myself a coffee and posted away in the primordial Succ Zone ethers.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

agreed, only hillary losing to trump unleashed the appetite for socialism we see today

be glad the only thing staying my hand is that you currently sit at exactly 69 probations


*between gritted teeth* nice

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 25 days!)

Taintrunner posted:

I laughed so loving hard

what a broken loving devil nation

It was extremely loving funny.

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unbutthurtable
Dec 2, 2016

Total. Tox. Rereg.


College Slice

Matt Zerella posted:

I said it earlier but watching everyone in my office gathered around the TV in the conference room weeping was extremely cathartic to me. I just laughed internally, made myself a coffee and posted away in the primordial Succ Zone ethers.

The loving subway the next morning was surreal

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