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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

well they're a little bit different from the ones you had when you were 10, because they have an electric motor that lets them go like 8 miles an hour, and they're sized for an adult


i had one like that when i was like 11 actually :colbert:

we ordered the cheapest one we could and instead of the generic one in the picture we got sent a bright red one with something girly written on it, like ROXY or something, and i would always ride it with my foot carefully obscuring the girl name lest people think i was an icky girl

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

well when I was 11 they didn't have electric versions of those kick scooters. In fact I think the whole Razor scooter craze started when I was in high school

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

i saw 3 of those dumb scooters in downtown Minneapolis today and i honestly had to restrain myself from knocking them all over

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed
they're quite a bit larger and heftier than razer scooters were

and you can't spin them around and do sweet tricks on them

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


ate all the Oreos posted:

oh i completely forgot about that lmao

oh, well here's a refresher

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/07/3-ex-solarcity-employees-claim-company-oversaw-bogus-sales-to-inflate-valuation/

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/NESbot_feed/status/1024807604403490818

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
my body is ready

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/toadmeister/status/1024949548794503168

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1024758123406323712

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1024759651668123649

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

I read this yesterday and it made me mad about computers.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Techbubble: an adults in cars anime vibe

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



I'm not gonna gently caress and cum in the DaaS computer

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



dc's amazon package has an unexpected addition

https://twitter.com/washingtonian/status/1024974932671954944

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

what goon was saying dc power structure is good and shuts down stupid things again? lol

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

like pokemon go... but with an adults in cars... anime... vibe?

bad dragon and tesla present speed racer® hunter 2

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

muckswirler posted:

like pokemon go... but with an adults in cars... anime... vibe?

bad dragon and tesla present speed racer® hunter 2

i swear i've heard someone other than elongated musk talk about "adults in cars" and "anime" in the same sentence before but googling it just gets a million billion "news articles" that are just LOOK LOOK ELON MUSK DID A TWEET

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

PyPy posted:

Techbubble: an adults in cars anime vibe

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
the tesla dashboard game will allow the driver to earn loot boxes containing vehicle upgrades such as increased battery capacity and the ability to open the rear doors

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Elong Musk presents Clowns in Cars watching Anime

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

searching with -tesla got me a bunch of porn and a book about how to help people with autism make friends by taking them to anime club

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

fitbit devs: your period can't be longer than ten days

people with at least one uterus: so um, about that

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010



i assume for the last three they just went "uhh wait what do non-dorks like... cars maybe? sports? music?"

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Plank Walker posted:

the tesla dashboard game will allow the driver to earn loot boxes containing vehicle upgrades such as increased battery capacity and the ability to open the rear doors

special event! you are on a collision course with a jersey barrier. pay 5 gems to avoid. running low? click to buy gem packs!

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

if your person with no friends likes video games, encourage him to act like xqc, that will... wait gently caress no no please stop back up

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

getting fired from a five figure job to go back to your 6 figure job sounds good though?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


clicked to make sure it wasn't what i was about to reply with

it was

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

haveblue posted:

special event! you are on a collision course with a jersey barrier. pay 5 gems to avoid. running low? click to buy gem packs!

it's called a k-rail u dum dum :argh:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Xaris posted:

it's called a k-rail u dum dum :argh:

actually im pretty sure a k-rail is how you snort ketamine

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
k-ratom

ambient oatmeal
Jun 23, 2012

ate all the Oreos posted:



i assume for the last three they just went "uhh wait what do non-dorks like... cars maybe? sports? music?"

Join a Meetup group! Awkwardly stand around and have people ask "so what do you do" for an hour, never talk to them again

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

FrozenVent posted:

holy poo poo way to go sarah

:same: but also
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1024790335434698752
lomarf

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

good

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


:qqsay:

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Xaris posted:

what goon was saying dc power structure is good and shuts down stupid things again? lol

I said dc culture would give tech bros an amusing reality check by not worshipping their existence. I never said it was good.

dc culture is built around working your connections and namedropping how high up you are on the social ladder because you went to X meeting or party. it is the polar opposite of the "let's pretend we are a meritocracy" of the tech world. as a result the food scene is obsessed with limited time or hard to get into gimmicky restaurants and bars.

that bar literally is just a rotating gimmick. it swaps out themes every few weeks and makes bank off people coming in to get Instagram photos of themselves standing in front of the decor and to write pages long yelp reviews about each of the dozen or so $14 cocktails so that they can pull out "oh the Candycane cocktail at the Miracle on 7th St bar was just amazing and probably you favorite take on a peppermint drink. oh you didn't make it there? what a shame."

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


q fuckken q

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
lol it gets better
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1024791982047195136
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1024792505437638656
she's a superhero lmao

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Xaris posted:

what goon was saying dc power structure is good and shuts down stupid things again? lol

pretty sure that was sarcasm

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
curious what nuggets of wisdom are in that guy's own history

but not that curious

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