Reddit: A fiesta of problematic statements

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gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Last Chance posted:

lol does that mean there's an echo chamber subreddit that people egg each other on to kill themselves?

/r/timetogo

Bip Roberts posted:

who the heck postpones suicide for a western produced godzilla?

I mean they�ve got to step up the marketing to compete with the thousands of marvel posts on reddit everyday I guess? :shrug:

Away all Goats posted:

They targeted gamers.

Gamers.

We're a group of people who

# ? Jul 31, 2018 07:20

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 17:33

swims: May 5, 2014; Waiter, this band keeps shooting pearls at me.

Good bot

# ? Jul 31, 2018 07:41

Manky Tungeon: Jun 11, 2018

# ? Aug 1, 2018 00:25

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

/r/PoliticalHumor is just the dumbest #resistance-level weaksauce poo poo that my liberal grandma forwards me. it's populated by people who think comparing trump to voldemort is a sick burn in TYOOL 2018

# ? Aug 1, 2018 00:47

Scaramouche: Mar 26, 2001; SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

goethe.cx posted:

/r/PoliticalHumor is just the dumbest #resistance-level weaksauce poo poo that my liberal grandma forwards me. it's populated by people who think comparing trump to voldemort is a sick burn in TYOOL 2018

Well yeah, Voldemorts like really smart and skinny are two obvious discrepancies that break the comparison I can think of

# ? Aug 1, 2018 01:00

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Scaramouche posted:

Well yeah, Voldemorts like really smart and skinny are two obvious discrepancies that break the comparison I can think of

Voldemort is the one getting burned.

# ? Aug 1, 2018 01:09

Tears In A Vial: Jan 13, 2008

# ? Aug 1, 2018 01:21

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Tears In A Vial posted:

*holds up spork*

# ? Aug 1, 2018 01:48

UnfortunateSexFart: May 18, 2008; ð» ððð« ð·ððð·
ð ð ð ð« ð®ð ð¾ð ð ð¡ððð

^ugh.

I keep getting called a "kid" or "child" on Reddit, which is an insult only a child would use. Very depressing to learn you're arguing with someone who was born when you were about 25 years old.

# ? Aug 1, 2018 01:51

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

gbs but from 2004 posted:

This dude posted about setting a date to kill himself, but wanting to see the new Godzilla movie

Then some other dude comments telling him he should try living a little first and recommends... kdrama, anime and csgo

Our suicide dude isn�t so easily tempted by the finer things in life though:

"May 31st, 2019. That is when I plan to CTB. "

CTB ?

# ? Aug 1, 2018 01:55

Tears In A Vial: Jan 13, 2008

catch the bus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt.suicide.holiday

# ? Aug 1, 2018 02:00

AWarmBody: Jul 26, 2014; Better than a cold one.

swims posted:

Good bot

# ? Aug 1, 2018 04:05

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

I�m so glad the closest thing we ever get to literal robots posting on the forums is a Dare or Gurf thread

# ? Aug 1, 2018 04:31

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

+3.4k

Jesus loving Christ

# ? Aug 1, 2018 07:41

Marlboro for Cats: Apr 14, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

goethe.cx posted:

/r/PoliticalHumor is just the dumbest #resistance-level weaksauce poo poo that my liberal grandma forwards me. it's populated by people who think comparing trump to voldemort is a sick burn in TYOOL 2018

Our era is pathetic.

# ? Aug 1, 2018 07:45

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Redditors are first against the wall

# ? Aug 1, 2018 12:07

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

it broke (good)

# ? Aug 2, 2018 02:42

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

gbs but from 2004 posted:

+3.4k

Jesus loving Christ

ill you be joining the fellowship?

# ? Aug 2, 2018 02:53

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

r/AgainstHateSubreddits posted:

/r/transgenderkids should be a place where young people or their parents could go for questions, support, and advice about gender dysphoria, transitioning, and living as a transgender person. Instead, it is another hateful gendercritical subreddit that pushes transphobia and denies the existence of transgender people.

The top moderator of /r/transgenderkids is a moderator of /r/gendercritical. The other two moderators are mods of /r/HomosexualWomen (a trans-exclusionary subreddit) and /r/gendercriticalguys respectively. The sidebar "resources" are not resources for people with gender dysphoria, they are links to transphobic TERF propaganda.

This subreddit is the online equivalent of a fake abortion clinic that only offers religious counseling and no medical services. TERFs going after kids and their parents is a new low. This subreddit is clearly a predatory "honey trap" designed to catch normal people seeking information and feed them transphobic propaganda.

# ? Aug 2, 2018 03:58

unbuttonedclone: Dec 30, 2008

I found gendercritical the other day, it's my new favorite Reddit that's not about Star Trek or cute animals. Come at me.

# ? Aug 2, 2018 04:20

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

thylacine posted:

I found gendercritical the other day, it's my new favorite Reddit that's not about Star Trek or cute animals. Come at me.

Hello, Dr. Peterson

# ? Aug 2, 2018 04:33

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

MageMage posted:

What a load of garbage.

https://www.reddit.com/r/transgenderkids/comments/93lu7c/best_way_to_support_my_child/

top commenter 'iraqiveteran1488' posted:

As a parent, one of your harshest responsibilities is to provide your child with hard truths (despite wanting to cushion their feelings and coddling them, enabling delusions).

I don't know all the specifics of your situation, but this online help group for parents in similar situations to yours might be a valuable resource :

https://www.parentsofrogdkids.com/

# ? Aug 2, 2018 04:51

Tears In A Vial: Jan 13, 2008

SciFiDownBeat posted:

https://www.parentsofrogdkids.com/

poor frog kids.

# ? Aug 2, 2018 05:07

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

I want to tell this to everyone on reddit

https://twitter.com/ronfunches/status/1024873892467240960?s=21

# ? Aug 2, 2018 16:17

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

thylacine posted:

I found gendercritical the other day, it's my new favorite Reddit that's not about Star Trek or cute animals. Come at me.

I don't come at monkey's I train em OH SNAP

# ? Aug 2, 2018 16:22

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

MageMage posted:

I don't come at monkey's I train em OH SNAP

Try making good posts some time

# ? Aug 2, 2018 16:22

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Sid Vicious posted:

Try making good posts some time

The only good post is to never post.

# ? Aug 2, 2018 16:24

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

MageMage posted:

The only good post is to never post.

That's my suggestion for you

# ? Aug 2, 2018 16:49

Halser: Aug 24, 2016

dudeness posted:

ill you be joining the fellowship?

# ? Aug 2, 2018 16:53

madmatt112: Jul 11, 2016; Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

So anybody have anything interesting to post about reddit or are these goons gonna keep whippin' their lil peeps around?

# ? Aug 2, 2018 16:53

houstonguy: Jun 2, 2005; Cat Army
2nd Battalion

madmatt112 posted:

So anybody have anything interesting to post about reddit or are these goons gonna keep whippin' their lil peeps around?

Uh, I found out today that most of the active mods on r/legaladvice aren�t actually lawyers or law students or even amateur law enthusiasts, but cops instead. One of the cop mods there deleted the text of a post about police officers shooting a service dog, and also deleted a lot of replies to it to. This was all posted in the anti-cop subreddit, and now the mod is in there arguing with people.

Looking through the post histories of the mods is a little disconcerting, lots of thin blue line stuff and offense at even the slightest of insults towards police officers. Makes me wonder how many people in r/legaladvice were given intentionally bad legal advice to make law enforcement�s job easier.

Also makes me a wonder if I should seek a second opinion on all this blood I keep coughing up, r/medicaladvice told me to not to worry about it but they share an uncomfortable number of mods with r/funeraladvice.

# ? Aug 2, 2018 17:16

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Sid Vicious posted:

That's my suggestion for you

Sid Vicious posted:

Try making good posts some time

# ? Aug 2, 2018 17:26

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

MageMage posted:

I've never seen you post anything but anger at people not sharing your exact specific viewpoints on trans issues and also I guess you're a racist

# ? Aug 2, 2018 17:34

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Sid Vicious posted:

I've never seen you post anything but anger at people not sharing your exact specific viewpoints on trans issues and also I guess you're a racist

Did you just come here to poo poo things up? Start talking about reddit or something. Shut up.

# ? Aug 2, 2018 17:37

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

so just extreme anger irrespective of trans stuff

# ? Aug 2, 2018 17:39

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

I would have thought advocating for the volcano for all TERFs would be a fairly universally held opinion no matter where you lie on the political spectrum.

# ? Aug 2, 2018 17:39

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

so just extreme anger irrespective of trans stuff

They're seriously terrible

# ? Aug 2, 2018 17:40

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

learnincurve posted:

I would have thought advocating for the volcano for all TERFs would be a fairly universally held opinion no matter where you lie on the political spectrum.

do you have any idea how hard it is to find a volcano that only burns people with XY chromosomes

# ? Aug 2, 2018 17:41

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

do you have any idea how hard it is to find a volcano that only burns people with XY chromosomes

drat, I guess were going to have to start testing people's chromosomes. When was your last chromosome test?

(The joke is nobody knows what their chromosomes are, nobody tests for it yet everything thinks its always XX=vagina and XY=penis)

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SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

MageMage posted:

drat, I guess were going to have to start testing people's chromosomes. When was your last chromosome test?

You seem to have an extra one

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