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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

jivjov posted:

There's legit implication that Lando had sexual relations with L3.

There's nothing in the movie that explicitly states he's not heterosexual; they just said in outside movie materials he's pansexual or bisexual or whatever, which is what what Waffles was talking about.

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Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
And given that L3 is a female robot, that's still heterosexual behavior.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Milkfred E. Moore posted:

And given that L3 is a female robot, that's still heterosexual behavior.

Different species. Stands to reason that within the context of Star Wars, with myriad sapient species, the label of "pansexual" encompasses not only "sexual attraction regardless of gender" but also "sexual attraction regardless of species"

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
homey being a guy and being into Ayla Secura doesn't make you pan

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

jivjov posted:

Different species. Stands to reason that within the context of Star Wars, with myriad sapient species, the label of "pansexual" encompasses not only "sexual attraction regardless of gender" but also "sexual attraction regardless of species"

Well, yes, but in the context of TYOOL 2018, pansexual doesn't mean that.

Even if that was true, Lando would be... like... a hetero-pansexual. Species and gender are different axes.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum
Lando being in a relationship with a female droid doesn't preclude him also potentially having interest in men as well. L3 straight up calls his banter with Han "flirtatious"

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I saw the same movie you did and there is absolutely nothing in Solo that would raise alarm flags from the most homophobic soccer mom in all Idaho. Somebody at Disney, or it was Donald Glover in an interview I forget what, said Lando is bisexual or pansexual or whatever, and it absolutely was not made clear or even strongly hinted at in the movie.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum
Then you really missed L3 and Lando's relationship.

garycoleisgod
Sep 27, 2004
Boo
Reading this thread lately has been a real trip, great entertainment provided. Good job everyone, particularly you jivjov.

I'm really into the idea that what counts is what the "Story Group" decides. Their word is law and nothing else matters. Really powerful group there. They seem to be able to affect reality on a whim!

Has everyone seen the trailer for the upcoming Halloween movie? It seems to decide that no movie after the original movie is "canon", that Laurie isn't Michael's sister etc. My question is, with this change, in a movie approved of by John Carpenter no less, mean all the other movies "don't count"? That they didn't happen? Because I've seen them, I remember them, so I'm pretty sure they happened, no matter what Danny McBride and David Gordon Green decided. To me, and most people in this thread, this means that what we see in the movies counts and some group of people outside of it saying "This bit happened, this bit didn't" doesn't mean poo poo to me. I am looking forward to the latest Halloween, don't get me wrong, but I don't care what is "canon", it's all made up anyway. It all counts and none of it counts, if that makes sense.

To ask a question that jivjov has seemingly been asked already, using Halloween as a template, if a future movie came out and said Luke+Leia weren't siblings after all, does that mean all the movies that said they were suddenly don't count and don't exist? Or do you understand that it is all just stories and what counts is what is on screen. I mean, there have been 24 "official" Bond movies. In them, Bond has fought the cold war, seen the end of the cold war and then somehow been recruited in the post 9/11 world for his first mission. All in the same series of films! And before you say the Daniel Craig films aren't in the same universe as the others, explain the Aston Martin in Skyfall and Judi Dench still being M. Not to mention "non-canon" films like the 1967 Casino Royale or Never Say Never Again.

In conclusion, canon is a land of contrasts and Jakku is Tatooine. :colbert:

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

sticking your dick in a toaster doesn't make you pan

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum
Oh boy, it's time for the "are droids people" debate again!

Bleck
Jan 7, 2014

No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.

Brother Entropy posted:

sticking your dick in a toaster doesn't make you pan

counterpoint; this is the only thing that could make anyone pan

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

jivjov posted:

Oh boy, it's time for the "are droids people" debate again!

sticking your dick in a sapient toaster doesn't make you pan either

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

garycoleisgod posted:

Reading this thread lately has been a real trip, great entertainment provided. Good job everyone, particularly you jivjov.

I'm really into the idea that what counts is what the "Story Group" decides. Their word is law and nothing else matters. Really powerful group there. They seem to be able to affect reality on a whim!

Has everyone seen the trailer for the upcoming Halloween movie? It seems to decide that no movie after the original movie is "canon", that Laurie isn't Michael's sister etc. My question is, with this change, in a movie approved of by John Carpenter no less, mean all the other movies "don't count"? That they didn't happen? Because I've seen them, I remember them, so I'm pretty sure they happened, no matter what Danny McBride and David Gordon Green decided. To me, and most people in this thread, this means that what we see in the movies counts and some group of people outside of it saying "This bit happened, this bit didn't" doesn't mean poo poo to me. I am looking forward to the latest Halloween, don't get me wrong, but I don't care what is "canon", it's all made up anyway. It all counts and none of it counts, if that makes sense.

To ask a question that jivjov has seemingly been asked already, using Halloween as a template, if a future movie came out and said Luke+Leia weren't siblings after all, does that mean all the movies that said they were suddenly don't count and don't exist? Or do you understand that it is all just stories and what counts is what is on screen. I mean, there have been 24 "official" Bond movies. In them, Bond has fought the cold war, seen the end of the cold war and then somehow been recruited in the post 9/11 world for his first mission. All in the same series of films! And before you say the Daniel Craig films aren't in the same universe as the others, explain the Aston Martin in Skyfall and Judi Dench still being M. Not to mention "non-canon" films like the 1967 Casino Royale or Never Say Never Again.

In conclusion, canon is a land of contrasts and Jakku is Tatooine. :colbert:

Halloween 3 is the most canon of all.

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION

garycoleisgod posted:

Has everyone seen the trailer for the upcoming Halloween movie? It seems to decide that no movie after the original movie is "canon", that Laurie isn't Michael's sister etc. My question is, with this change, in a movie approved of by John Carpenter no less, mean all the other movies "don't count"? That they didn't happen? Because I've seen them, I remember them, so I'm pretty sure they happened, no matter what Danny McBride and David Gordon Green decided. To me, and most people in this thread, this means that what we see in the movies counts and some group of people outside of it saying "This bit happened, this bit didn't" doesn't mean poo poo to me. I am looking forward to the latest Halloween, don't get me wrong, but I don't care what is "canon", it's all made up anyway. It all counts and none of it counts, if that makes sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFUqVeQg-Yg

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Lando's relationship with L3 is not evidence of him being pansexual because she is binary.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Bongo Bill posted:

Lando's relationship with L3 is not evidence of him being pansexual because she is binary.

:discourse:

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

jivjov posted:

I mean, yeah, if tomorrow some new novel came out that Jakku and Tatooine were somehow the same planet, that would be the "truth" within the context of the star wars universe. Would have made SMG right all this time; because until this hypothetical source came out, it wouldn't have been right...but going forward he would be.

So if the group states tomorrow that Jakku is Tattoine then does that mean that in the universe the two planets were once different places but are now the same? Like, characters would say “that’s Jakku, that used to be a different planet than Tattoine, but as of last Friday is the same one.”

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009

jivjov posted:

Fanfic is fine...as long as there's no misconception to its apocryphal nature. I play in a Star Wars tabletop RPG game. The events in it are clearly not canonical. I'm not gonna get made at Disney for not holding to my table group's storyline in future films.

Would it help if you considered the discussion ITT as a tabletop RPG game, instead of taking it seriously? Basically, what is going to get you to not post a reply to the phrase "Jakku is Tatooine"?

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


YOLOsubmarine posted:

So if the group states tomorrow that Jakku is Tattoine then does that mean that in the universe the two planets were once different places but are now the same? Like, characters would say “that’s Jakku, that used to be a different planet than Tattoine, but as of last Friday is the same one.”

I wonder if Jivjov has ever read Morrison's Animal Man, or even The Dark Tower or something like that

jivjov have you done that

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
It's time to get to the heart of the matter-----does jivjov experience qualia?

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Harime Nui posted:

It's time to get to the heart of the matter-----does jivjov experience qualia?

He's a Chinese Room but the walls are lined with Star Wars.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Milkfred E. Moore posted:

He's a Chinese Room but the walls are lined with Star Wars.

And the Story Group decides which specific material lines the room. This is starting to make sense.

Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

New viewing order:
Seminar on Social Phenomenology: Edmund Husserl on Objectivation, Intersubjectivity and Community Affairs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaQ5n09rX7A)
a blank screen with siri reading out jivjoy's posts itt
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II
III
IV
all youtube videos containing Kathleen Kennedy
VI
VII


--

But seriously, how cool is it that they have started filming IX. I can't wait for leak-esque social media posts by nerd celebrities like Kevin Smith.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Harime Nui posted:

It's time to get to the heart of the matter-----does jivjov experience qualia?

he doesn't experience anything else 0_O

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




I'm still tickled pink that this hard nosed atheist is actually the most religious guy on the forums and doesn't even realise it.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


jivjov posted:

I'd suggest reading Bloodline, and maybe Phasma. Bloodline is a Leia-centric novel that deals with the political state of the New Republic. Phasma is mostly Phasma's personal backstory...but the "present day" interlude chapters have a bit of First Order stuff.

Not a chance in hell. But if you're up to telling us what they say about what sort of political entity the First Order is (a party, a government, whatever), I'd be curious to hear about it.

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

jivjov posted:

Oh boy, it's time for the "are droids people" debate again!

Do you think droids are people, jivjov? The movies objectivelly and unequivocally depict them as people of course, but I wonder what's the Story Group's position on this.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Sir Kodiak posted:

Not a chance in hell. But if you're up to telling us what they say about what sort of political entity the First Order is (a party, a government, whatever), I'd be curious to hear about it.

I went to find out myself and that led me down some various rabbit holes.

Did you know that Snoke had already anointed Ben Solo as Kylo Ren, Master of the Knights of Ren, BEFORE Luke tried to kill him? And Snoke was 'indirectly responsible' for Luke establishing his own Jedi academy?

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Milkfred E. Moore posted:

I went to find out myself and that led me down some various rabbit holes.

Did you know that Snoke had already anointed Ben Solo as Kylo Ren, Master of the Knights of Ren, BEFORE Luke tried to kill him? And Snoke was 'indirectly responsible' for Luke establishing his own Jedi academy?

Wow, Snoke seems like a pretty important guy, a real mover and shaker with ties to all the main characters. I can't wait to see the payoff to all of this in the movies!

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Waffles Inc. posted:

There's a Slate podcast called Decoder Ring (it's pretty good, check it) that did an episode about the Sherlock Holmes "fandom" being like, the first one, back in the day, and apparently that's where the terminology "canon" comes from, and it was used as a sort of self-aware, self-mocking "joke" about how seriously they were treating the work(s)

Dorothy L. Sayers on the "Sherlockian game":

quote:

The game of applying the methods of the "Higher Criticism" to the Sherlock Holmes canon was begun, many years ago, by Ronald Knox, with the aim of showing that, by those methods, one could disintegrate a modern classic as speciously as a certain school of critics have endeavoured to disintegrate the Bible. Since then, the thing has become a hobby among a select set of jesters here and in America.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

jivjov posted:

There's never been a Christmas special. You're thinking of the Holiday Special; and that's Legends.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

folks I've got some bad news, takodana has ZERO moons

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I seriously have no idea how normal people talk or what they think about Star Wars any more.

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

They don't think about it, OP

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

it's hosed up that anyone with enough money can just buy a thing and define everything about it but that is the way it is now

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

jivjov's god is clearly the almighty dollar

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
goon project: source enough money to buy a story group badge

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Lil’ Jimmy Snoke getting murked in TLJ was hilarious and incredible and good.

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jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Captain Jesus posted:

Do you think droids are people, jivjov? The movies objectivelly and unequivocally depict them as people of course, but I wonder what's the Story Group's position on this.

They're not humans, obviously, and there's definitely room for discussion on exactly what type of being they are given their fundamental differences from organic life...but yeah, most of the droids we see in the saga are people. Battle droids circa episode 1 I kinda question, since they're treated as pure automata. I'm not sure if the independence and whatnot were always there but suppressed or if the non-centrally controlled droids were fundamentally different in some way.

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