Auspol August: Prime Minister Sharks

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Who should be the Mod? This poll is closed.
Anidav	14	0.14%
Dr Spaceman	2	0.02%
JBP	12	0.12%
bell jar	1	0.01%
GoldStandardConure	7	0.07%
Joseph Stalin	10016	99.64%
Total:	10052 votes

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Kebabs begin and end with garlic sauce

# ? Aug 3, 2018 10:04

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 15:53

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

The Weekly good?

# ? Aug 3, 2018 10:20

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

What did anders blot do now?

# ? Aug 3, 2018 10:58

Knorth: Aug 19, 2014; Buglord

Lol if this somehow ends with Bolt getting hit with 18c or w/e again

# ? Aug 3, 2018 11:01

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

something should be down about NSW, the worst parts of the parties come from there

# ? Aug 3, 2018 11:01

Starshark: Dec 22, 2005; Doctor Rope

Solemn Sloth posted:

What did anders blot do now?

Lid posted:

# ? Aug 3, 2018 11:04

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

lauren southern is getting owned in NZ right now, her event got cancelled cause venue pulled out

https://twitter.com/MegWilliamsNZ/status/1025261458735546368

https://twitter.com/phil_goff/status/1025217626417463296

she wasn't as secretive in NZ about where it would be held unlike AUS

# ? Aug 3, 2018 11:05

froglet: Nov 12, 2009; You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

Reclines Obesily posted:

lauren southern is getting owned in NZ right now, her event got cancelled cause venue pulled out

https://twitter.com/MegWilliamsNZ/status/1025261458735546368

https://twitter.com/phil_goff/status/1025217626417463296

she wasn't as secretive in NZ about where it would be held unlike AUS

Thats awesome.

# ? Aug 3, 2018 11:13

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Eat poo poo.

# ? Aug 3, 2018 11:24

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

The difference in reporting is shocking. Cant find any major publication that isn't flat out calling them far right extremists.

# ? Aug 3, 2018 11:29

Mattjpwns: Dec 14, 2006; In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED

Once again the peeps across the Tasman are putting us to shame.

a++, NZ

# ? Aug 3, 2018 11:33

Anarchist Mae: Nov 5, 2009; by Reene; Lipstick Apathy

The Greens should rebrand as the Australian Republican Socialist Enlightenment party.

# ? Aug 3, 2018 11:40

Mad Katter: Aug 23, 2010; STOP THE BATS

iajanus posted:

No tabouli?

This and "well done"

# ? Aug 3, 2018 11:42

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

The Greens should rebrand as The Gamers.

# ? Aug 3, 2018 11:46

Mad Katter: Aug 23, 2010; STOP THE BATS

Really want a kebab now. Too bad all the local shops are average at best.

# ? Aug 3, 2018 11:48

The Peccadillo: Mar 4, 2013; We Have Important Work To Do

Any of the few Canberra people here able to explain why I just saw like a full proffesional fireworks display from my back step south of Black Mountain?

That was surreal

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Aug 3, 2018

# ? Aug 3, 2018 11:52

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

The Peccadillo posted:

Any of the few Canberra people here able to explain why I just saw like a full proffesional fireworks display from my back step south of Black Mountain?

That was surreal

https://www.reddit.com/r/canberra/comments/948hh1/anyone_knows_what_these_fireworks_in_canberra_are/

some Primary school

# ? Aug 3, 2018 12:03

The Peccadillo: Mar 4, 2013; We Have Important Work To Do

That's about a hundred metres from the animal hospital :c

Pretty dope display, though

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Aug 3, 2018

# ? Aug 3, 2018 12:10

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I'd headbutt Andrew Bolt

# ? Aug 3, 2018 12:13

Dude McAwesome: Sep 30, 2004; Still better than a Ponytar

bowmore posted:

I'd headbutt Andrew Bolt

I�d nominate you for Australian of the Year.

# ? Aug 3, 2018 12:24

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Dude McAwesome posted:

I’d nominate you for Australian of the Year.

# ? Aug 3, 2018 12:41

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

JBP posted:

The difference in reporting is shocking. Cant find any major publication that isn't flat out calling them far right extremists.

there was a bunch of it a few days ago, politicians (including the acting prime minister) and a group of rich free speech people said she should speak

# ? Aug 3, 2018 12:48

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/smurray38/status/1024811873718304768

# ? Aug 3, 2018 13:01

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Boomers

https://twitter.com/ginarush/status/1025273562523824128

# ? Aug 3, 2018 13:02

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

https://twitter.com/SheikhStalin/status/1023654283001180160

# ? Aug 3, 2018 13:13

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Reclines Obesily posted:

https://twitter.com/SheikhStalin/status/1023654283001180160

lmfao

# ? Aug 3, 2018 13:32

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/theheraldsun/status/1025356211217149953

# ? Aug 3, 2018 13:32

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Reclines Obesily posted:

https://twitter.com/SheikhStalin/status/1023654283001180160

# ? Aug 3, 2018 13:34

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/theheraldsun/status/1025356211217149953

This has got to be a first for you Dane, providing a web link :v:

# ? Aug 3, 2018 13:48

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

bandaid.friend posted:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-08-03/young-greens-resign-in-disgust-over-partys-failings/10069348

It's finally happened - the Young version of a political party is less poo poo than the rest of the party.

# ? Aug 3, 2018 14:13

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Reclines Obesily posted:

https://twitter.com/SheikhStalin/status/1023654283001180160

ahahahaha

# ? Aug 3, 2018 15:07

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Oh sure NOW its sexist.

Two weeks earlier I swear the feminazis were coming to cut my dick off. Which is it News? Which is it?

# ? Aug 3, 2018 21:39

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Tanya Plibersek proposes we scrap the tampon tax: Women. :shrug:

Scottie the Hottie axes the tampon tax: SCOMO HAVE MY BABIES OH MY GOD SEE CONSERVATIVES ARE THE REAL FEMINISTS :swoon:

# ? Aug 3, 2018 21:43

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Obviously, females are far to emotional and hysterical to make the cold, rational decisions like Sco the Mo, noted man.

# ? Aug 3, 2018 22:41

TheMightyHandful: Dec 8, 2008

# ? Aug 4, 2018 00:46

Konomex: Oct 25, 2010; a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

Someone needs to let Bolt know that anti-semetism can refer to prejudice against Jewish people and Arabic people. Which seems to put him squarely in the arena of being an antisemite.

# ? Aug 4, 2018 02:31

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Konomex posted:

Someone needs to let Bolt know that anti-semetism can refer to prejudice against Jewish people and Arabic people. Which seems to put him squarely in the arena of being an antisemite.

orly?

quote:

Hand him a mirror. Crikey's Bernard Keane makes up stuff to paint me as an anti-Semite who makes his "blood run cold".

Yet Keane himself claims Israel is guilty of "murder of unarmed protesters" and "systemic illegalities" under "the Netanyahu regime" and its "apartheid system". He also defends the boycott of Israel that I have damned as racist.

Jews should realise Keane's attack on me is an attack on their ally. His claims to be horrified by an anti-Semitism he pretends to detect are a complete smokescreen.

# ? Aug 4, 2018 04:36

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Ray Hadley�s son got busted buying coke lol.

# ? Aug 4, 2018 05:51

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

he�s a cop lol

# ? Aug 4, 2018 05:58

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Box of Bunnies: Apr 3, 2012; by Pragmatica

All Cops Are Blowheads

# ? Aug 4, 2018 07:25

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