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Who should be the Mod?
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Anidav 14 0.14%
Dr Spaceman 2 0.02%
JBP 12 0.12%
bell jar 1 0.01%
GoldStandardConure 7 0.07%
Joseph Stalin 10016 99.64%
Total: 10052 votes
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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Happy August everyone!

Last month the most important discussion was around the Greens brand management moving forward. The brand needs more ba-zing, more ka-pow, more hats. I think we can synergise the brand by maximising our value add and increasing brand perception with our target demo.



Let's start brain storming, i'll get the butchers paper and markers.

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
the OP auspol deserves, voted 1

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Birdstrike posted:

the OP auspol deserves, voted 1

what happened to us bird

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

:five:

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

On second thought I really like the hats idea.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Don’t waste your vote on the greens.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

Hey guys seeing as we’re liberals we should name ourselves The Liberals. And we should adopt more mainstream policies like concentration camps.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Vote 1 bullet train for Australia party

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

BBJoey posted:

Vote 1 bullet for Australia party

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Awful OP, then again how could I have expected any better.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
The prize is World Championship Darts Tickets.

Kafka Syrup
Apr 29, 2009

BBJoey posted:

Vote 1 bullet train for Australia party

Bring back Ricky. He'll save us.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Auspol August: And You Thought JBP's Thread Was lovely!

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.
Nearly got t-boned by some bloody drongo in a Border Force SUV who didn't want to wait at a give way. There would be a metaphor in that, except my car is white.

AbortRetryFail
Jan 17, 2007

No more Mr. Nice Gaius

If you did a test on ancestry.com.au though your car's African genes would be revealed and you know what we do with apex gang members

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

The Greens :420: --> The Green :10bux:

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

No option to say the current name is fine, up yours OP

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

MysticalMachineGun posted:

No option to say the current name is fine, up yours OP

i'm positive we all agreed last thread it wasn't.

good chat

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

MysticalMachineGun posted:

No option to say the current name is fine, up yours OP

It's almost like it's a disingenuous argument!

AbortRetryFail
Jan 17, 2007

No more Mr. Nice Gaius

Rebranding the greens is dumb, way to ruin a fresh start

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Vote 1 that party whose platform was building a charter city halfway netween Sydney and Canberra and named it Turing

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

vote weed every day

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
wete vode erryday

AgentF
May 11, 2009
Greens renamed to ZooblyGooblies. Money and name recognition well spent for surely imminent gains.

Daily Telegraph, 5 minutes later and forever: The ZooblyGooblies are radical extremists and economic vandals and we won't mention any of their policies but don't vote for them.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Don’t waste your vote on the greens.

bell jar posted:

vote weed every day

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Why not call them the new Liberal Party since DiFartalie is pushing them so far to the right anyway AM I RITE COMRADES?

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

DiFartalie is a copyright of mine so if you use it please thank me.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

You Am I posted:

Why not call them the new Liberal Party since DiFartalie is pushing them so far to the right anyway AM I RITE COMRADES?

Auspol August: Stop Here for More Australian Hot Takes About Progressive Politicians, Regurgitated by Apparent Leftists

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

Birdstrike posted:

the OP auspol deserves, voted 1

rebrand the thread green

asio
Nov 29, 2008

"Also Sprach Arnold Jacobs: A Developmental Guide for Brass Wind Musicians" refers to the mullet as an important tool for professional cornet playing and box smashing black and blood

You Am I posted:

DiFartalie is a copyright of mine so if you use it please thank me.

Richard Green HatParty

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

You Am I posted:

DiFartalie is a copyright of mine so if you use it please thank me.

*Andrew Bolt, sweating, dialling so fast he keeps slipping on the phone keys* "You Am I? This is noted non-anglo Andrew Bolt. We need to talk"

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Tell me, if Chinas economy tumbled or the next recession hit next year, how would Australia fare?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

I think it'd still advance.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
regardless of the awful pun above, it would probably at least have an impact on the housing market if people from china end up having to sell some of their overseas assets. Mostly the inner city apartment market.

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

hello, friends

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Grouchio posted:

Tell me, if Chinas economy tumbled or the next recession hit next year, how would Australia fare?

I don't think we're all in on China so much that we'd be hosed. There'd be a lot less money coming in though, just in time for an incoming Labor government to cop the blame.

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

my family's new racehorse is racing in sydney, we're going to be rich

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i will march myself up to the platform and put my head in the guillotine, all you need to do is flick the switch

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MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

avshalemon posted:

my family's new racehorse is racing in sydney, we're going to be rich

avshalemon posted:

i will march myself up to the platform and put my head in the guillotine, all you need to do is flick the switch

Only if you leave your newfound riches to Beet's "Re-brand the Greens" GoFundMe

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