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VanSandman posted:She was an executive assistant asked to play babysitter because her boss doesn’t give a poo poo about family, and was deliberately abandoned by the kids she was trying to keep safe. Her death is a direct result of the insane negligence of both her bosses, and is gruesome and drawn out. Yeah, this is one of the problems with Jurassic World - it doesn't play fair, by horror-movie rules. Zara gets the death that should have been Claire Dearing's. https://i.imgur.com/yybVgEs.mp4 SneezeOfTheDecade has a new favorite as of 17:27 on Aug 3, 2018 |
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I too am disturbed by death by CGI dino, and the reminders it brings of everyone that died in WW2 to dinos and we must all remember the dino was inside us all along so we should support are troops who are thinking of the children and jesus and the bible. build wal
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Mezzanine posted:I saw the movie at home recently, and I've always wondered how the crowds reacted in the theaters to that scene because my reaction was kind of a "whug..." of disgust and disbelief I kept waiting for the punchline of her climbing out of the tank. When it never happened, I was just kind of confused.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I too am disturbed by death by CGI dino, and the reminders it brings of everyone that died in WW2 to dinos and we must all remember the dino was inside us all along so we should support are troops who are thinking of the children and jesus and the bible. Good news: pterosaurs are not dinosaurs
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You aren't supposed to think about anything that happens in Jurrasic World. You're just supposed to go "Ooh! Dinosaurs!"
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Who What Now posted:You aren't supposed to think about anything that happens in Jurrasic World. You're just supposed to go "Ooh! Dinosaurs!" "Ooh! An inaccurate depiction of dinosaurs where none of them have feathers!" more like
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Guy Goodbody posted:"Ooh! An inaccurate depiction of dinosaurs where none of them have feathers!" more like Would dinosaurs have had giant birdsongs instead of roars?
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Guy Goodbody posted:"Ooh! An inaccurate depiction of dinosaurs where none of them have feathers!" more like The addressed this. BD Wong was all like "We made wrong dinosaurs so you, the audience, wouldn't have to think quite as hard". Learn to pay attention. And then forget how to pay attention.
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Aleph Null posted:Would dinosaurs have had giant birdsongs instead of roars? Maybe! The problem with trying to figure out how extinct animals sounded based on nasal passages and skull shapes is that it leaves out the interact of fleshy parts like tongues and lips. Like, imagine if some aliens land on earth 100 years from now, pick up a human skull, blow through the sinuses, and say "That's what humans sounded like!" Basically, there's literally no way to prove that all dinosaur vocalization wasn't just blowing big ol wet raspberries.
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Who What Now posted:The addressed this. BD Wong was all like "We made wrong dinosaurs so you, the audience, wouldn't have to think quite as hard". They could've made dinosaurs even scarier by giving them feathers. They didn't have to make the T-rex look like this  They could've made it look like this 
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Pakled posted:New Ark update lookin good Aw, I was hoping for a new Morrowind.
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Wait does that mean Big Bird from sesame street is a dinosaur?
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Ak Gara posted:Wait does that mean Big Bird from sesame street is a dinosaur? All birds are dinosaurs 
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Aleph Null posted:Would dinosaurs have had giant birdsongs instead of roars? Most Dinosaurs seem to lack the connectors for a syrnix, so probably not. T-Rex probably sounded like deep parts of the JAWS theme or the ultra-low-frequency THX sound test at the start of the movie because that poo poo carries for miles. It would've vibrated the water in the glass, but with its mere proximity rather than its footsteps. You would've felt a nearby T-Rex with your bones and could probably tell how close it was by how badly the vibrations made you want to poo poo your pants (oh hey, Ark may have gotten something right).  Adult T-Rex probably didn't have feathers, but the young ones almost certainly did. T-Rex's forearms were tipped with 4cm claws (the raptor claws in the JP movies are 3.5 cm, for comparison) and were swole as gently caress, so while they probably got phased out in favor of just biting the poo poo out of stuff as the T-Rex aged, its babies were still movie velociraptors with knives on their hands.As much fun as we make of T-Rex for its tiny little arms, you don't grow bones like this if they're just vestigial:  Edit: Carnotaurus did have vestigial arms, for comparison, but they never skipped leg day! 
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Who What Now posted:All birds are dinosaurs The day I realized the truth of this was a joyful day like, all of a sudden I like to eat Kentucky Fried Dinosaur the feeder full of seeds in my tree is visited regularly by dinosaurs if I park under the wrong street lamp, my car gets coated in dinosaur poo poo it's loving magical
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Phy posted:The day I realized the truth of this was a joyful day wait until you realize that right now, you are technically in space So everything you interact with, you can add the word "space" in front of it I'm going to go home tonight in my space car, kiss my space wife and sit down to watch some space television. I might order a space pizza and the space pizza deliveryman will bring it. In the morning, I'll be awoken by the cheerful sound of the chirping space dinosaurs
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theflyingorc posted:wait until you realize that right now, you are technically in space That reminds me, wasn't there a Dino Crisis game set in a space station?
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Zanzibar Ham posted:That reminds me, wasn't there a Dino Crisis game set in a space station? yeah but those were genuinely space dinosaurs 
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Phy posted:The day I realized the truth of this was a joyful day Wait until you realize that people are fish.
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Phanatic posted:Wait until you realize that people are fish. That's the wrong takeaway from the Shape of Water
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Phy posted:Ok, but they're 70 kg. You could suplex it. I really hope you rate the danger of all animals purely on their suplexibility.
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I like to imagine the quetzalcoatlus hunted by flying straight at things like a huge lawn dart. Just look at him!
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Dr. Red Ranger posted:I like to imagine the quetzalcoatlus hunted by flying straight at things like a huge lawn dart. Just look at him! 
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Birds are loud, disgusting and mean so I must conclude, sadly, that dinosaurs blew rear end
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Hjalmar posted:y'all remember when we were supposed to get a Jurassic Park 4 that featured dinosaurs with guns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9k9g-LdUCc
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Phanatic posted:Wait until you realize that people are fish. *Holds up a plucked chicken* Behold! A man!
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Did this bug ever do anything other than think about eating you? zoux posted:That's the wrong takeaway from the Shape of Water 
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Lakedaimon posted:Im pretty sure im one of like 9 people who actually saw that movie in the theater Ooh ooh I did too. Loved it then and still love it. Totally underrated classic
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