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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Epic High Five posted:

I think y'all may be reading too deeply into a shallow, entertaining space opera

yeah, the bad guys lost in it

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

quote:

Let me tell you a riddle. “I slept with a billionaire because he said he loved me. I expected to make love, but in the morning I realized I was getting screwed. When I went to tell the world, I was offered cash to keep my mouth shut.” Who am I? No, I’m not a model or someone named Stormy. I’m the American farmer.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



got any sevens posted:

yeah, the bad guys lost in it

They were all bad guys

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

"These pay-off dollars will do little more than put a target on agriculture’s back and make agriculture no better than those who come hat in hand wanting something for nothing. "

LoL he must be new to farming cause it's been like that since the 70s.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
really would prefer when the Agri-corps just consolidate all their suppliers and we never have to deal with this bullshit about an idealized shibboleth of the great American farmer because these guys all loving suck and should die in a 5x3 cube cot.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
dumb star wars names is one of my favorite derails idgaf that star wars itself is in fact dumb

Junkiebev
Jan 18, 2002


Feel the progress.

Al! posted:

dumb star wars names is one of my favorite derails idgaf that star wars itself is in fact dumb

Twins Game

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Al! posted:

dumb star wars names is one of my favorite derails idgaf that star wars itself is in fact dumb

I find GoT very slight mispellings of common historical names to be even more annoying - like Ser and Arryn and poo poo

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Kung Food posted:

"These pay-off dollars will do little more than put a target on agriculture’s back and make agriculture no better than those who come hat in hand wanting something for nothing. "

LoL he must be new to farming cause it's been like that since the 70s.

a bit later in the text he says:
In partnership with the U.S. taxpayers, we built an ethanol industry to ensure another renewable energy source for U.S. consumers.
which is a hilarious euphemism for corporate welfare

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
"we've been sucking on the taxpayer teat for my entire adult life, but this newest bit of welfare is a step too far and also i'll still take the money"

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

ikanreed posted:

Kitt Fisto remains a star wars name that's real

So is Therm Scissorpunch

Anywho, I see the RNC is distancing themselves from the Koch brothers. It's going to be bonkers watching the GOP tell the Kochs to gently caress off because dear leader said so. Eating each other alive, etc.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

It's cool how politicians have been lying sacks of poo poo for so long that everyone just assumes everything they say is a lie and only listen to the stuff they agree with

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

So is Therm Scissorpunch

Anywho, I see the RNC is distancing themselves from the Koch brothers. It's going to be bonkers watching the GOP tell the Kochs to gently caress off because dear leader said so. Eating each other alive, etc.

the kochs' shadow political operation is 100x more effective and powerful than the official RNC and is literally the only actual force on their side that can do anything right besides grift their supporters so if they actually break up, one or two cycles will be all it takes to replace the last few republican holdouts with new astroturfed tea party 2.0 chuds

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

So is Therm Scissorpunch

Anywho, I see the RNC is distancing themselves from the Koch brothers. It's going to be bonkers watching the GOP tell the Kochs to gently caress off because dear leader said so. Eating each other alive, etc.

All enmities will be magically forgotten when campaign season kicks up and donations are needed.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

"we've been sucking on the taxpayer teat for my entire adult life, but this newest bit of welfare is a step too far and also i'll still take the money"

just look at the delusion here:

As a farmer, we voted for the president because he purported to represent a “can do, just get it done” attitude. That attitude is the core of farm folks.

the "can do just get it done" attitude of "stuff me with subsidies until I'm vomiting cash"
these are incompetent morons who think they're savvy manly farmer-businessmen

Nocturtle
Mar 17, 2007

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

i got u fam
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/orange/os-immigration-alejandra-juarez-deportation-mexico-20180802-story,amp.html

Even though the policy is hitting close to home, Temo Juarez said he doesn’t blame Trump for tearing his family apart. The self-described "super conservative” Republican voted for Trump but said he didn’t think the billionaire’s election would hasten his wife’s deportation.

omg what will it take. This isn't what I wanted!

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

1redflag posted:

Lol if the husband doesn't also move to Mexico; "sorry babe, my life in America is too important to give up for our marriage, I swear I'll call every night!" *Browses tinder while talking on speaker phone to wife*

Too optimistic. This is the hellworld timeline, let's lay odds that since his older daughter is staying in the U.S., he'll start raping her until she moves out. :suicide:

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
very normal dude

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Rabid Snake posted:

https://twitter.com/RedHuber/status/1025376273491738625

Fun fact, her husband Cuauhtemoc Juarez (Marine Corps veteran) voted for Trump. And now his wife and mother of his children is deploring him.

People are saying "But her husband is a US Veteran" to prevent her from being deported. Well poo poo, your husband voted against your own interest.

I wish consequences for voting Republican were this quick and nasty in all cases instead of gradual (i.e. Destroying labor protections lead to instant lower wages, gutting air quality regulations instantly lead to illness)... Likely the only possible way to make these idiots realize their error and stop repeating.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
i don't think temo juarez, who still self-identifies as a super conservative republican and even said "welp my wife DID break the law by coming illegally" regrets his vote

or that anything will make him regret it short of being denaturalized and deported himself

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
marines aren't human

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
That's right they're amphibians :colbert:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

marines aren't human

Marines predictably had the highest amount of Trump support.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

marines aren't human

yes they are

this is the problem

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
HOOAH
*makes stupid gimmick military gear that's vtol capable, hops in it, dies horribly*

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
take the vote away from anyone dumb enough to be a marine

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Temo Juarez is probably jacking it to PAWGS as we speak

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

yes they are

this is the problem

Thank yiu for your service

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BONE DOG posted:

Thank yiu for your service

lol I was never a marine, d'you think I'm that stupid

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

So is Therm Scissorpunch

Anywho, I see the RNC is distancing themselves from the Koch brothers. It's going to be bonkers watching the GOP tell the Kochs to gently caress off because dear leader said so. Eating each other alive, etc.

Are you loving kidding me!?

About the Star Wars name, no one is surprised the RNC is shooting themselves in the foot.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

lol I was never a marine, d'you think I'm that stupid

Ok so Marines are people but volunteering to go kill other people and potentially die yourself for a handful of oligarchs makes you a fundamentally broken person

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quote:

The Juarez family said their main hope for reuniting in Florida is through a private immigration bill introduced last month by U.S. Rep. Darren Soto, D-Kissimmee.

You just loving know if this works, this motherfucker will repay the Dems by continuing to vote Republican.

How self destructive can one person be

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

You just loving know if this works, this motherfucker will repay the Dems by continuing to vote Republican.

How self destructive can one person be

Well apparently hundreds of thousands of americans who for the first time in their lives were afforded medica care through the ACA voted to tank it.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

I wish consequences for voting Republican were this quick and nasty in all cases instead of gradual (i.e. Destroying labor protections lead to instant lower wages, gutting air quality regulations instantly lead to illness)... Likely the only possible way to make these idiots realize their error and stop repeating.

No I'm pretty sure they'd still blame a shadowy cabal of liburals for trying to frame Republicans enacting good policies.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

BONE DOG posted:

Ok so Marines are people but volunteering to go kill other people and potentially die yourself for a handful of oligarchs makes you a fundamentally broken person

this is the problem, yes

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

BONE DOG posted:

Ok so Marines are people but volunteering to go kill other people and potentially die yourself for a handful of oligarchs makes you a fundamentally broken person

this is totally wrong

marines aren't people

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The Dipshit posted:

Too optimistic. This is the hellworld timeline, let's lay odds that since his older daughter is staying in the U.S., he'll start raping her until she moves out. :suicide:

Uh wtf

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



betting on incest rape to own the chuds

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

What? It happens. As a kid, a small family at my church (a dad, mom, daughter) had the mom die in a car crash when the girl was 13-14ish, girl killed herself when she was 17 and it came out that since the mom died, the dad had the daughter take over "wifely duties".

Guess how that dad voted, all his life, as a god-fearing patriotic American man, former USMC.

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Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Theres no :chloe: big enough to Express my feelings

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