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Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Applebees Appetizer posted:

I debated which thread to put this in, but since it's funny and mildly entertaining I guess it goes here

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3863229

Probably file that under unreadable garbage.

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I filed it under clever gimmick that duped some folks.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Is that a reference to something? The style screams "edited movie script" but it could also just be madness.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
He's had previous threads that were just as good to read.

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...
Nobody posted a single affordable* rear-engined Porsche on page 912? :sigh:


*not anymore

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

They'll have a chance to redeem themselves next page, friendo, don't worry! :yayclod:

Dennis McClaren
Mar 28, 2007

"Hey, don't put capture a guy!"
...Well I've got to put something!


Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



Guessing that they're unloading a very specific thing, there.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Darchangel posted:

Guessing that they're unloading a very specific thing, there.

Ketchup. Just off screen is Jeff - the guy that hits the side of the trailer.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


I was going to guess Crisco

VacaGrande
Dec 24, 2003
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
One gigantic trailer-shaped block of cranberry sauce

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Quality brakes.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Kids from the ICE detention centers

plausible considering the stories that keep coming out of those hellholes :(

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Darchangel posted:

Guessing that they're unloading a very specific thing, there.

I worked a job beside a place that had one of those. They were unloading potato trucks.
Ironic because the guy who was my helper, and showed up late as gently caress is allergic to potatoes.
He showed up about 15 minutes before I finished the job.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

VacaGrande posted:

One gigantic trailer-shaped block of cranberry sauce

I like this.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Ketchup. Just off screen is Jeff - the guy that hits the side of the trailer.
Also not pictured- Steve, the guy inside the building wielding the 8-foot-long french fry to try and get the flow started.

VacaGrande posted:

One gigantic trailer-shaped block of cranberry sauce
:v:

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

VacaGrande posted:

One gigantic trailer-shaped block of cranberry sauce
Oh god, I can hear the blorp in my head :gonk:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
equally large butter knife to start it out

antimatt
Sep 12, 2007

ultima ratio regum

Maker Of Shoes posted:

equally large butter knife to start it out

Or just use the can opener on the other end to provide an air vent...

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Darchangel posted:

Guessing that they're unloading a very specific thing, there.

Usually farm produce or garbage.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Usually farm produce or garbage.

Seems to check out:

VacaGrande posted:

cranberry sauce


Galler
Jan 28, 2008


The Nestle plant that makes canned pumpkin puree unloads trailers carrying pumpkins like that.

Streetview of a trailer being emptied:
https://www.google.com/maps/@40.6150747,-89.4643423,3a,75y,90h,90t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1seg4D4c9ZG7x4jTZS4OQ7NQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

Saw an E60 M5 once with the license plate TI3V0M

MOVEIT

When I worked at a garage in university, some ricer dudes same it with their plate saying "TI30VM". I was dying laughing writing it down.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Slim Pickens posted:

Kids from the ICE detention centers

That's horrible but I LOLed

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
someone posted this in the wrong thread
https://i.imgur.com/ofbBHsg.mp4

it was illegally imported by some rich rear end in a top hat landlord to the UK with no providence so it was crushed

DiggityDoink fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Aug 4, 2018

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
The claw looks so giddy

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

KakerMix posted:

The claw looks so giddy

Yeah, its all like "gently caress yeah, finally I'm not smashing some beat-rear end piece of poo poo!"

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Dennis McClaren
Mar 28, 2007

"Hey, don't put capture a guy!"
...Well I've got to put something!

DiggityDoink posted:

someone posted this in the wrong thread
https://i.imgur.com/ofbBHsg.mp4

it was illegally imported by some rich rear end in a top hat landlord to the UK with no providence so it was crushed

nononononononono

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Dennis McClaren posted:

nononononononono

yesyesyesyes

The car was built from parts, it had no origination point. It's a stolen car. The landlord was a shitheel that parked it on the courthouse lawn when he got a summons or something. If you start making exceptions for rich or rare cars, then only rich people get to skirt the law. This is satisfying.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Also (from the other thread):

Memento posted:

Yeah I looked up the dude who owned the car, he's a millionaire landlord who was charged with illegally kicking out some of his tenants, and when he went to court he parked on the lawn out the front of the court house. So yeah, gently caress him, got everything he deserved.

Cars are consumer products, not sacred cows. gently caress letting people get away with poo poo just because "IT'S AN IRREPLACEABLE ICON!!!!", there'll be a new model out next year and you'll forget this ever happened.

This holds even if it's an original Daytona btw.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

It's a white Ferrari, should have been crushed for that alone.

backstory if anyone cares: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5848430/ferrari-458-spider-crushed-by-police-rogue-landlord-video/

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

xzzy posted:

It's a white Ferrari, should have been crushed for that alone.

backstory if anyone cares: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5848430/ferrari-458-spider-crushed-by-police-rogue-landlord-video/

Yes but now you've linked to The Sun and we all have computer cancer.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

it's a new ferrari anyway, who cares, they can just build more of them

it's not like they're crushing an original lancia stratos or something

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

yesyesyesyes

The car was built from parts, it had no origination point. It's a stolen car. The landlord was a shitheel that parked it on the courthouse lawn when he got a summons or something. If you start making exceptions for rich or rare cars, then only rich people get to skirt the law. This is satisfying.

Amen.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Sagebrush posted:

it's a new ferrari anyway, who cares, they can just build more of them

it's not like they're crushing an original lancia stratos or something

And for that kind of car, from what I understand, you can make appeals even if you can't provide receipts for the parts etc, due to historical value, rarity, etc. No guarantees on what exactly will happen, I'm not a lawyer or anything, but I can see a court saying "Yeah dude, you're a rich fucker, donate your Talbot-Lago to the Auto Restoration Society of England, your Ferrari gets crushed" or something along those lines

Dennis McClaren
Mar 28, 2007

"Hey, don't put capture a guy!"
...Well I've got to put something!




Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007



Is that a wrap, or just a bad photoshop?

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Cross-posting on the off chance some folks don't visit the Craigslist thread:

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
They didn't post the best pic :colbert:



:awesome:

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

the best part is that they kept the ratty old original seats

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