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Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

# ? Aug 3, 2018 16:27

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# ? May 25, 2024 06:35

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/ktvbjoe/status/1025377752583532544?s=21

Typical seniors, telling kids to get off their lawn :rolleyes:

# ? Aug 3, 2018 16:50

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Instant Jellyfish posted:

She's only 9 months old and built like a gangly tween. She's got at least another year of growing to do but I would expect her to top out at 120 lbs max. She's really more long than tall and I expect her to stay that way. Her awkward puppy body just goes on for miles.

Luv them foots.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Typical seniors, telling kids to get off their lawn .

Teleporting goats! It's just one goat spamming the Easter egg button.

Bored has a new favorite as of 17:23 on Aug 3, 2018

# ? Aug 3, 2018 17:18

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Mina is just ridiculous and I love her

# ? Aug 3, 2018 17:47

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/CincinnatiZoo/status/1025109455908884481

# ? Aug 3, 2018 18:25

Feonir: Mar 30, 2011; Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

https://i.imgur.com/q2RdkCu.mp4

# ? Aug 3, 2018 19:20

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/ktvbjoe/status/1025377752583532544?s=21

When do the llamas arrive?

# ? Aug 3, 2018 20:21

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

# ? Aug 3, 2018 21:10

McDragon: Sep 11, 2007

Sininu posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ycSrumr.gifv

I wonder what they're watching :3:

# ? Aug 3, 2018 21:16

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

laser pointer i'll set my watch and warrant on

# ? Aug 3, 2018 21:33

Overminty: Mar 16, 2010; You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

Posting my favourite Mina memory

Tempted to make an insta account just to follow her https://www.instagram.com/workinggirlmina/

# ? Aug 3, 2018 21:57

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

Overminty posted:

Posting my favourite Mina memory

Tempted to make an insta account just to follow her https://www.instagram.com/workinggirlmina/

I just can't get over her increasingly worried expression. "Does this stop at some point? Am I not going to be able to get in here any more?"

# ? Aug 3, 2018 23:37

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

She's just constantly thinking about who else needs protection and nurturing

# ? Aug 4, 2018 00:53

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 4, 2018 01:07

Otteration: Jan 4, 2014; I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES; Grimey Drawer

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/ktvbjoe/status/1025377752583532544?s=21

Just had a friend post about 3 goats appearing out of the blue in her yard. Singularity? Yay!

Devil dogs + free lawn mowing = win.

Also, devil dogs!

# ? Aug 4, 2018 01:48

Otteration: Jan 4, 2014; I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES; Grimey Drawer

Sininu posted:

https://twitter.com/mayapolarbear/status/1025385558758043648

The sounds need to be included in the next War Craft iteration.

If that's what the kids are still doing these days.

It's 9 year old me anyway, so I got that.

# ? Aug 4, 2018 01:53

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Overminty posted:

Tempted to make an insta account just to follow her https://www.instagram.com/workinggirlmina/

I am happier now that I have this in my life, and "give Mina hugs" is now on my bucket list :colbert:

# ? Aug 4, 2018 02:38

Bumblefuck!: Jan 20, 2007

The shelter got a Scottish Fold and some adorable British Shorthair kittens!

I'll be going back to visit them soon, so I'll try to get some more pictures.

# ? Aug 4, 2018 05:43

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Bumblefuck! posted:

The shelter got a Scottish Fold and some adorable British Shorthair kittens!

I'll be going back to visit them soon, so I'll try to get some more pictures.

Them's some scared putty tats.

I would like to go into that room and sit down and read for a while so that the tiny kittens eventually get curious and come over to inspect me. This leads to them using me as a jungle gym, which is a wonderful thing.

It is not nearly as wonderful once they hit around 5 lbs. Although I will most certainly still hand wrestle with kittens once they get too big to climb on me.

# ? Aug 4, 2018 05:50

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

https://giant.gfycat.com/CheeryShamefulAruanas.webm
https://giant.gfycat.com/ColorfulGrayBadger.webm
lol

Sininu has a new favorite as of 08:55 on Aug 4, 2018

# ? Aug 4, 2018 08:37

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Sininu posted:

https://giant.gfycat.com/ColorfulGrayBadger.webm
lol

gently caress the police

# ? Aug 4, 2018 09:39

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Look in that birbs eye. He knows exactly what he's doing. :3:

# ? Aug 4, 2018 11:34

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/oT2iSOF.mp4

# ? Aug 4, 2018 13:42

-Zydeco-: Nov 12, 2007

Geemer posted:

https://i.imgur.com/uV9OXrG.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/scOa8Bu.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/aE0bAlf.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/aq8ucvW.mp4

# ? Aug 4, 2018 14:47

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Perestroika posted:

https://i.imgur.com/oT2iSOF.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/5J74KFS.mp4

# ? Aug 4, 2018 15:33

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/1025769626456793089

# ? Aug 4, 2018 16:49

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

https://youtu.be/sc545BSdubw

# ? Aug 4, 2018 17:28

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

https://twitter.com/iDoraemoe/status/1025233186014412800

# ? Aug 4, 2018 20:45

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

From the schaden thread

RareAcumen posted:

# ? Aug 4, 2018 21:21

Cercueil: Sep 21, 2006

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/iDoraemoe/status/1025233186014412800

I don't know what it is with oppossums, but they always make me think they're a lizard in a fursuit.

# ? Aug 4, 2018 21:44

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

# ? Aug 4, 2018 22:03

JackMann: Aug 11, 2010; Secure. Contain. Protect.; Fallen Rib

Garrand posted:

From the schaden thread

One must imagine Sisypuss happy.

# ? Aug 4, 2018 23:18

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

JackMann posted:

Sisypuss

I'm stealing this.

# ? Aug 4, 2018 23:23

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

"I don't know what it is, but I'm going to wreck it!"

# ? Aug 4, 2018 23:37

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

JackMann posted:

One must imagine Sisypuss happy.

Haha

# ? Aug 5, 2018 00:17

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

C. E. Croix posted:

I don't know what it is with oppossums, but they always make me think they're a lizard in a fursuit.

I took a class last year where we had to be able to identify skulls. We had an opossum skull as our sample marsupial, and it was legitimately shown to us as "it has way too many teeth. It looks like a lizard with molars."

# ? Aug 5, 2018 02:41