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I remember something like an E/N thread someone made about a family member dying, with a reply that went on about how they also were sad when Sephiroth killed Aeris so they can relate. Anyone have that?
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 07:33 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:37 |
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what? nobody could actually be that tone deaf... could they?
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 10:44 |
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sunken fleet posted:what? nobody could actually be that tone deaf... could they? They could and they were. I don't recall all the details, but I do remember seeing it in a former incarnation of this thread.
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 11:05 |
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Is that where the XKCD strip about the mod to put Aeris back in and how anybody using it needs serious help comes from?
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 11:07 |
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Greaseman posted:I remember something like an E/N thread someone made about a family member dying, with a reply that went on about how they also were sad when Sephiroth killed Aeris so they can relate. Anyone have that? I know it was Lissedae, and the quote was reposted in one of her wedding threads, but I don't have the original thread.
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 11:21 |
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My favorite tone-deaf E/N poster was the thread where someone talked about a 21-year-old woman whose 40-something husband died, and someone waltzed in with the ol' "It's sad that he died, but at least now she's free to date someone her own age." They got called out for pages and kept trying to apologize but also couldn't stop loving that chicken. I'm sure it's colored by memory, but I remember their last post being an unhinged rant which alternated between saying you should only date age-appropriate people and screaming "I'M NOT A BAD PERSON!"
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 11:22 |
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Well, did she wind up dating someone her own age?
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 15:25 |
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We don't know the details, but it sounds like the fire thing was in California during fire season. Whether or not it's legal anyone tending a fire with 4-5 foot flames in the middle of fire season is loving retard and should be beaten with a sack of charcoal briquettes.
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 15:39 |
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Outrail posted:We don't know the details, but it sounds like the fire thing was in California during fire season. Whether or not it's legal anyone tending a fire with 4-5 foot flames in the middle of fire season is loving retard and should be beaten with a sack of charcoal briquettes. This is assuming it was indeed an actual open bonfire though, and not like a small fire pit or maybe even just a charcoal grill.
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 15:44 |
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sunken fleet posted:what? nobody could actually be that tone deaf... could they? We live in a world with that MLP Holocaust post. This almost seems tame in comparison.
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 17:01 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:My favorite tone-deaf E/N poster was the thread where someone talked about a 21-year-old woman whose 40-something husband died, and someone waltzed in with the ol' "It's sad that he died, but at least now she's free to date someone her own age." They got called out for pages and kept trying to apologize but also couldn't stop loving that chicken. I'm sure it's colored by memory, but I remember their last post being an unhinged rant which alternated between saying you should only date age-appropriate people and screaming "I'M NOT A BAD PERSON!" I would expect a full-thread assault on that topic if it came up in r/relationships.
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 17:42 |
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Subjunctive posted:I would expect a full-thread assault on that topic if it came up in r/relationships. As many silly rules as that subreddit has, there's a reason they have the mandatory age and gender indicators.
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 18:05 |
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I meant in the mock thread, but yeah.
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 18:43 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:This is assuming it was indeed an actual open bonfire though, and not like a small fire pit or maybe even just a charcoal grill. Nobody's having a BBQ with a gigantic bonfire.
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 23:22 |
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Aphrodite posted:Nobody's having a BBQ with a gigantic bonfire. Oh I know, I was being polite
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# ? Aug 5, 2018 23:25 |
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The greatest single page in forums history. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3773374&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=35
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 00:23 |
mllaneza posted:The greatest single page in forums history. i don't want to read all that, can i get a tl;dr
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 00:52 |
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Is there a point where anything happens or is it all just long-winded car wanking
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 01:04 |
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rodbeard posted:Is there a point where anything happens or is it all just long-winded car wanking
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 01:15 |
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It's basically The Old Man and the Sea except about rebuilding a ancient truck in a field located in the rear end end of ruralest Nebraska. Also a Jeep catches fire.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 01:22 |
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tl;dr: ExplodingSims and 14" INCH DICK making poor life decisions again, to the amusement of AI goons.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 01:24 |
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It's really good. Inch Dick is a well meaning 'sucking chest wound of a man' who struggle(s/d) with meth addiction. I hear he's doing a lot better.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 01:24 |
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I'm reading this now and can't stop. I think no attempt at a tl;dr just can't do this justice.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 01:31 |
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Inch Dick is a goddamned treasure and everything they write is gold, the simple act of reading another one of their sagas is pure joy
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 01:42 |
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Greaseman posted:I remember something like an E/N thread someone made about a family member dying, with a reply that went on about how they also were sad when Sephiroth killed Aeris so they can relate. Anyone have that? spoonce posted:"I know I'll probably be attacked for this (video games are for losers, etc. ), but this is exactly how I felt when Aerith died. I honestly didn't know what to do, I was pretty much in a daze.. I would go into battle without any materia equipped, I'd forget to heal my characters after battles, completely neglected my chocobos. I would just go to the Golden Saucer and dick around for hours at a time playing minigames... I just didn't see any point to advancing the story, how could there be a story without her? Well, it took some time, but I got over it (and took my revenge on Sephy [KoTR + Mimic ftw]), and the point is, I'm sure you will too. If there's anything I'd take from this, it's that life goes on even after losing a loved one, it's just up to you how long it takes.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 01:53 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:It's really good. Inch Dick is a well meaning 'sucking chest wound of a man' who struggle(s/d) with meth addiction. I hear he's doing a lot better. spoonce was an extremely talented fakeposter, back when trolling with that level of effort was called fakeposting rather than just trolling.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 01:59 |
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GWBBQ posted:If the idea of a goon buying a truck and another obsessive goon traveling cross country to fix it up in exchange for a place to sleep, food, and booze interests you, you'll love it. If you're not interested in a drawn-out truck restoration drama that involves another vehicle spontaneously catching fire in the middle of a field and I won't spoil the ending for you, then it's not for you. If you want the short version, just sort by posts from the two people quoted there and skim the last few pages. I'm not even a gearhead and I read that whole damned thread start to finish, and then read the next one when he went back, finished the job, and the truck finally got to Florida. Spoilered for anyone who does want to read the whole thing. loving feel-good story of the decade right there.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 02:00 |
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Always inspirational when goons manage to eventually overcome their overwhelming desire to completely gently caress up basic tasks and accomplish something you could expect a functional adult to reasonably do given enough time and the proper materials.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 04:02 |
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So he'll be selling it and buying another almost-literal dumpster fire of a car any day now, then?
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 04:09 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Always inspirational when goons manage to eventually overcome their overwhelming desire to completely gently caress up basic tasks and accomplish something you could expect a functional adult to reasonably do given enough time and the proper materials. He's actually cursed as a man in addition to the addiction issues.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 04:12 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Always inspirational when goons manage to eventually overcome their overwhelming desire to completely gently caress up basic tasks and accomplish something you could expect a functional adult to reasonably do given enough time and the proper materials. Yes? Some folks are hosed up, so when they take steps to get un-hosed it shows us all that if Goony McGoonface can climb out of the piss-filled well then maybe those of us who are less hosed up can do so too. Look, we got very little to be hopeful or happy about. Can't we take inspiration where we can find it?
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 06:15 |
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Holy poo poo, that is a real saga .
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 08:40 |
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The occasional outbreak of total, unconditional lovebombing in the most unexpected threads is one of the best goddamned things about this place.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 08:52 |
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Some real good writing in there.rndmnmbr posted:If there was one thing you could absolutely trust 14" to do, it was walk into the mouth of madness and bring something hosed up but functional back out. Evocative.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 09:23 |
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Is that what his mom did, too?
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 09:24 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:Yes? Some folks are hosed up, so when they take steps to get un-hosed it shows us all that if Goony McGoonface can climb out of the piss-filled well then maybe those of us who are less hosed up can do so too. Of course! I just found it funny. I'm certainly not one to talk.
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 09:43 |
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The Ballad of the 14" DICK is one of my favourite forum things ever. I once described it to my wife as "A broken husk of a man finds redemption in the frozen wastes of Nebraska through truck repair, one walls-melting fart at a time." It fills me with joy to see him putting himself together, anyone who's seen real addiction up close can understand the kind of hell he has gone through to get where he is now. Nothing that funny about it, really, except the farts, especially the farts
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 10:14 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Is that what his mom did, too? Functional? Really?? Well I guess!!!!!
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 10:17 |
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It's a simple thing, but the running joke riffing on forums poster oldpainless's username cracks me up every time.oldpainless posted:
Sunswipe posted:More like oldilliteracyless. oldpainless posted:That’s not what that means but we can see what kind of mind you have Edgar Allen Ho posted:More like oldkinkless Magic Hate Ball posted:
oldpainless posted:Impossible Magic Hate Ball posted:More like oldcrunchless Bamabalacha posted:
CelticPredator posted:
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# ? Aug 6, 2018 14:59 |
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From the nws-but-not-actually threadKnee posted:Vagina dentata. Jedit posted:What a wonderful phrase! The Relentless posted:It means no bonin' Marcade posted:It's the penis free because I have the mental capacity of a literal child and didn't clue in on the joke until that last post.
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