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MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Québécois who spoke french used to be told to "Speak White", aka English.

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im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
The Iraq supergun

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the elite Republican guard

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007


Pay your maids

Stato-Masochist
Aug 22, 2010

the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around


No match for the Gay Bomb

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

GHWB hating broccoli

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


there was a pretty good HBO movie about this back in the '90s, starring Frank Langella

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

didn't Mossad ice the american dude behind this

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

MikeCrotch posted:

didn't Mossad ice the american dude behind this

it is most likely that Gerald Bull was indeed assassinated by Mossad

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

A massive eve online coalition fell apart because the Ukrainian and Russian factions turned on each other over the invasion of Crimea

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc
the big cross section of the Al-Qaeda supervillain compound in Newsweek (or Time, can't remember which) circa late-2001

also, I remember a lot of sites like Penny Arcade going dark on 9/11

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

HobbitGrease posted:

the big cross section of the Al-Qaeda supervillain compound in Newsweek (or Time, can't remember which) circa late-2001

also, I remember a lot of sites like Penny Arcade going dark on 9/11

groverhaus?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Ted Kennedy shouting Joooooohhhhhhhnnnnn Kerrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy with all the fake enthusiasm he could muster

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

HobbitGrease posted:

the big cross section of the Al-Qaeda supervillain compound in Newsweek (or Time, can't remember which) circa late-2001

also, I remember a lot of sites like Penny Arcade going dark on 9/11

Shaffness
Jan 15, 2001

God drat, to this day this is still amazing and hilarious.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I feel like someone would have noticed an excavation of that magnitude

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
bin laden’s fortress would be a kickass mighty max style toy

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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obligatory

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

lmao

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc
hell yeah, thanks, it's so great. how did foreign policy experters back then get snookered by this

it's even better knowing that he was probably just watching Naruto and playing old porn games in Pakistan

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


someone should make this but for Groverhaus

thermostat exposed to direct sunlight, 3 different window shapes on one wall, insulation under the staircase etc.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

HobbitGrease posted:

hell yeah, thanks, it's so great. how did foreign policy experters back then get snookered by this

it's even better knowing that he was probably just watching Naruto and playing old porn games in Pakistan

they were stupid 20 years ago and 20 years hence are the learned sages we call in to commentate in NPR segments. In The Loop was far more documentary than it was satire.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Filthy Hans posted:

someone should make this but for Groverhaus

thermostat exposed to direct sunlight, 3 different window shapes on one wall, insulation under the staircase etc.

it... it's already for groverhaus?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Filthy Hans posted:

someone should make this but for Groverhaus

thermostat exposed to direct sunlight, 3 different window shapes on one wall, insulation under the staircase etc.


Smirr posted:

it... it's already for groverhaus?

lmfao

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Smirr posted:

it... it's already for groverhaus?

holy gently caress, I thought it was that lovely place he was caught in

ain't I the fool

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Filthy Hans posted:

someone should make this but for Groverhaus
You'll never recover from this.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Filthy Hans posted:

holy gently caress, I thought it was that lovely place he was caught in

ain't I the fool

Bin Laden caught at groverhaus would have been the defining moment of our generation of shitposting.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

ShriekingMarxist posted:

Bin Laden caught at groverhaus would have been the defining moment of our generation of shitposting.

Slain in the Great Dismal Satan

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

frankenfreak posted:

You'll never recover from this.

probably not

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

HobbitGrease posted:

hell yeah, thanks, it's so great. how did foreign policy experters back then get snookered by this

seriously it's like the Maginot Line. Bin Laden was treated either as a Bond villain with a secret base or a pathetic guy living in a cave. it was obvious he just lived in a house somewhere but they knew that wouldn't sell.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Action Jacktion posted:

seriously it's like the Maginot Line. Bin Laden was treated either as a Bond villain with a secret base or a pathetic guy living in a cave. it was obvious he just lived in a house somewhere but they knew that wouldn't sell.
Contrary to what action/suspense movies want you to believe, all you need to do to hide from US intelligence and military agencies is to communicate by postal mail rather than email and only watch porn on VHS/DVD.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

somebody post the version with jar jar binks sitting guard

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i like that tora bora was originally cia-built for the mujaheddin

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991


i can't believe i've never seen this lmao

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

There have been reports that bin Laden has been climbing up stairs to the second floor

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Just remembered that the Watergate scandal was pushed by the FBI to distract from some of their own illegal COINTELPRO raids, and that the character of Deep Throat, named after a popular porno, was a sensationalist invention to help sell Woodward and Bernstein's book.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Dreddout posted:

There have been reports that bin Laden has been climbing up stairs to the second floor

Now we just got to wait for him to start walking downstairs, trip, and fall out the Death Window

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Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
I remember someone called that staircase with the window at the bottom the Defenstrator

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