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akadajet posted:lol did they ever ship this? nope. the idea was too dumb for android lol
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when they say the mac pro will be modular they mean it will have a lot of ports for dongles
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Shaggar posted:when they say the mac pro will be modular they mean it will have a lot of ports for dongles no poo poo
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Shaggar posted:when they say the mac pro will be modular they mean it will have a lot of ports for dongles nah what they mean is they'll just sell you as many lovely bricks as you want and none of them will connect together. they'll just sit there sucking power
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an aluminum cube, 1 square foot, rounded edges. 36 small vent holes drilled in the bottom and four rubber feet, each covering a proprietary screw head. 8 usb-c ports on one side. literally nothing else on the case.
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Aug 7, 2018 01:53
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are those google employees or an 8th grade field trip to google
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Aug 7, 2018 01:56
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i assume the purpose of that gathering is to make a human sacrifice.
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Aug 7, 2018 01:56
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dehumanize yourself and face to Android 9 Pie
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they call it android 9 pie because when you see it you do four and a half rotations and walk away
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wage-slaves to white supremacist fascists, smile!
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Fiedler posted:an aluminum cube, 1 square foot, rounded edges. 36 small vent holes drilled in the bottom and four rubber feet, each covering a proprietary screw head. 8 usb-c ports on one side. literally nothing else on the case. and inside is one 30mm fan with blades operating in the transonic regime despite the cpu being idle.
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Aug 7, 2018 03:27
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Shifty Pony posted:and inside is one 30mm fan with blades operating in the transonic regime despite the cpu being idle. there's no CPU, just the fan
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fishmech posted:there's no CPU, just the fan ah right. you need to purchase the compute-pro module for $6999 if you have a crazy edge use case where you would need to have a dedicated (4 core i7 mobile) CPU. how could I forget.
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Aug 7, 2018 03:31
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they'll also offer an a11 compute core, in case you just want to run ios "pro" apps on a 30" screen
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PleasureKevin posted:are those google employees or an 8th grade field trip to google
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Sagebrush posted:
So maybe the sum of all those things is 200+ms if you're doing something weird like using a stupid smart TV or cloud gaming.
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Aug 7, 2018 04:23
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Shaggar posted:when they say the mac pro will be modular they mean it will have a lot of ports for dongles lol at the idea of ports when bluetooth exists. get with the times!
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Fiedler posted:an aluminum cube, 1 square foot, rounded edges. 36 small vent holes drilled in the bottom and four rubber feet, each covering a proprietary screw head. 8 usb-c ports on one side. literally nothing else on the case. three of the ports will be upside-down Shifty Pony posted:you need to purchase the compute-pro module for $6999 if you have a crazy edge use case where you would need to have a dedicated (4 core i7 mobile) CPU. how could I forget. nah apple cloud compute service, like aws but for your computer, the brick knows how to go online to a single, hardcoded ip and connect to its brain
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Shifty Pony posted:ah right. Why would you ever need local compute resources? That's what THE CLOUD is for. EDIT: Beaten by seconds!
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Gynocentric Regime posted:Why would you ever need local compute resources? That's what THE CLOUD is for. it’s called fog computing
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flakeloaf posted:three of the ports will be upside-down usb-c tho
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The totally revolutionary Mac pro. we think you're going to love it." *lights fade for a moment, then come back up. Tim is now holding a usb-c hub* *crowd goes wild* *hot online takes that this is just like removing the floppy drive from the imac and that jony is a genius*
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Aug 7, 2018 19:21
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please let it be this one https://mg.lol/blog/charger/
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lol i’m seeing an ad for the chromebook (they still make these?) and they’re leaning on the fact that it can play pubg* *mobile
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Rex-Goliath posted:lol i’m seeing an ad lol indeed
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goog figured out that chromeos is useless so they're considering making chromebooks dual boot windows 10quote:Google appears to be working on dual-boot support for Chromebooks. XDA-Developers has discovered that Google has been working to support an “alt OS mode” for its Pixelbook laptop for months now. Dubbed “Campfire,” an obvious nod to Apple’s own Boot Camp feature, Google’s dual-boot is rumored to support Windows 10 on Chromebooks. https://www.theverge.com/2018/8/13/17682902/google-windows-10-dual-boot-chromebooks-support-campfire
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google in 2010: a web browser is literally all you need! google in 2016: ok fine, a web browser and some android apps google in 2018: a web browser, some android apps, and dual-booting into windows???
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Fiedler posted:google in 2010: a web browser is literally all you need! There's also (limited) .deb Linux support too, bringing the total OSs to four.
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Aug 13, 2018 16:10
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its an x86 laptop of course it can run whatever the question is "how official" this effort will be edit: some of them are x86 i mean
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as long as the drivers are there windows will just work.
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chomebook suits my couch reading needs and is nice to travel with when I need a keyboard to respond to emails and do some light work but I also have to use ms word for my job to do anything substantial so that kinda sucks
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my dude, are you familiar with microsoft word online?
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Windows owns
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infernal machines posted:my dude, are you familiar with microsoft word online? ya but last I checked it could subtly gently caress formatting in existing docs that being said, "last I checked" was like 3 years ago. maybe should look again
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it's a joke. i mean it exists, it will probably only break documents from older versions of word that have markup or change tracking (because that poo poo breaks everywhere between versions), but i'm not seriously suggesting you use it
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is there a way to revert to the blob-man emoji on an android phone without running your phone through a russian credit card skimmer? my new phone has android 8 and the only thing i really miss is the blobs
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