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Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

drat, beto's actually got a shot. as long as he doesnt gently caress up the debates, the increase in name recognition along should narrow cruz's lead

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JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008

I wish a tree would fall on him again.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Finicums Wake posted:

drat, beto's actually got a shot. as long as he doesnt gently caress up the debates, the increase in name recognition along should narrow cruz's lead

Good luck overcoming Cruz's sparkling charisma and general likeabilty

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



interesting new campaign ad by cruz playing in san antonio. opens with "this is the zodiac speaking"

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


JUST MAKING CHILI posted:

I wish a tree would fall on him again.

Normally I'm against violence, but if an act of god tries to take you out, I'm sure it was for a good reason.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

TropicalCoke posted:

The Texas Legislature exists only as a means to embarrass Texas and cause entertainment for the rest of the 50 states every 2 years.


I took a picture in town today. Unfortunately I couldn't quite get the sign to point at the loving Jack-in-the-Box sign.





I didn't know he had an office here. Maybe he just wanted to be extra close to the Exxon building idfk.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/MoseBuchele/status/1025408821433446401

Beto: You'd Hit It

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you
Upcoming campaign events:

Run with Beto, Aug 5
Lunch with Beto, Aug 6
Sleep with Beto, Aug 7

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dude moves fast.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1025434724142067712

As a pro-child heroin use single issue voter, I cannot support Representative O'Rourke.

Anyway he's responding to this ad
https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1025431729576837120

I love when these attack ads just make me like the guy more.

zoux fucked around with this message at 19:21 on Aug 3, 2018

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

https://twitter.com/NelsonforTexas/status/1025380520732049408


:bisonyes:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
You can't trick me into thinking there's gonna be a flip but lol at Cruz sweating a guy who was polling at 'literally who' statewide at the start.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



sexpig by night posted:

You can't trick me into thinking there's gonna be a flip but lol at Cruz sweating a guy who was polling at 'literally who' statewide at the start.

Ted Cruz is so hated that he is the only republican who could lose to Generic Democrat in a red state

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
and beto is genuinely charismatic while also being not a boring centrist

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

sexpig by night posted:

You can't trick me into thinking there's gonna be a flip but lol at Cruz sweating a guy who was polling at 'literally who' statewide at the start.

Homeboy agreed to five debates. Abbott ain't doing one.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



TropicalCoke posted:

and beto is genuinely charismatic while also being not a boring centrist

Generic Democrat always performs better than cookie-cutter boring centrists like Hillary or Jon Ossoff or Chris Bell or whoever the gently caress

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Shear Modulus posted:

Ted Cruz is so hated that he is the only republican who could lose to Generic Democrat in a red state

Yea, I'm just being mr pessimist and pegging my hopes at 'make the R's sweat, keep Democrats motivated and eager'. I plan on being active and supporting him and all, just more hoping for a very awesome surprise than anything.

But yea if there was a situation to flip that seat it'd be this. Slimer's lovely cousin who even the Republicans kinda hate vs handsome Dem who actually has some good ideas.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Zil posted:

Dude moves fast.

He is clearly a gentleman that waits until the third date.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv49cu6nHmc

TropicalCoke
Feb 14, 2012
Beto took his wife into Mexico on their first date

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/TexasTribune/status/1025810827511844866

At least it's not Rex Tillerson or Condi Rice, I guess.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



sadly, the trump administrstion's policies have flooded the market with lovely knockoff cabinet secretaries and their value has cratered.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

isk posted:

Upcoming campaign events:

Run with Beto, Aug 5
Lunch with Beto, Aug 6
Sleep with Beto, Aug 7

would

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1025815417313550336

Oh ho this motherfucker

https://twitter.com/lmcgaughy/status/1026474873978281984

Literally every paper on the planet gets poo poo like this. I have a friend that used to work for a small town weekly and every month they would get this giant folder of insane conspiracy theory poo poo

zoux fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Aug 6, 2018

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/1026509614899245056

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
a beto deal

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



https://twitter.com/annehelen/status/1026559921591070721

lmao

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

Dude knows how to campaign in this state.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

now this is my kinda idpol

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1026712279243472896

#Abbott2020

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

This 9gag.com seems like a thinking man's website

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Neighbor's Beto sign update: It has been fixed.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005


I will admit, Maya Angelou firing up the death star got me. Hadn't seen that one before.


e: lol he removed it just now

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/dallasnews/status/1026872598163013634

"I most certainly am not owned." - Greg Abbot

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
Why was he up tweeting at 1am?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Keeshhound posted:

Why was he up tweeting at 1am?

its very presidential

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you
Shocked that a Republican doubles down on being wrong (and probably scores points with the base)

Before the end of my life I would like to see a good socialist government with free health care, ecological responsibility, wealth redistribution, and universal civil rights, but I'd settle for public servants who don't act like high school jocks

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

isk posted:

Shocked that a Republican doubles down on being wrong (and probably scores points with the base)

Before the end of my life I would like to see a good socialist government with free health care, ecological responsibility, wealth redistribution, and universal civil rights, but I'd settle for public servants who don't act like high school jocks

You may have to live to well over 100 to see all of that

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Apparently Cruz is trying to call in Trump to help him campaign against Beto. Shook AF.

e: https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1026924970339971072

ReidRansom fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Aug 7, 2018

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RisqueBarber
Jul 10, 2005

ReidRansom posted:

Apparently Cruz is trying to call in Trump to help him campaign against Beto. Shook AF.

Trump will say some underhanded jab at Cruz but will ultimately endorse him. Cant wait.

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