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nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



"Better pretend I'm still out of it by swaying my head around and randomly opening my eyes."

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Jerusalem posted:

Peter: You don't know half of it... and I know even less than that!
This strip is a thread title generating machine.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Claw looking a bit Nosferatu-ish at the end there.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Jesus peter.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


I kinda want Peter to get loving decked right now.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
hes not doing a very good job of pretending to be unconscious

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

quite stretched out posted:

hes not doing a very good job of pretending to be unconscious

nah, that's about as much acumen as an unconscious person. good job, peter!

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
"We've replaced Parker with a huge MAGA-hat wearing racist. Let's see if anyone notices."

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I took it to mean to talk in that weird old-timey over-expository style, not just speak English. I don't think the author meant it to be racist, I'll give them that much credit at least.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Malachite_Dragon posted:

"We've replaced Parker with a huge MAGA-hat wearing racist. Let's see if anyone notices."
"Well, he's still acting brain damaged. That's Peter alright."

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer

Knormal posted:

I took it to mean to talk in that weird old-timey over-expository style, not just speak English. I don't think the author meant it to be racist, I'll give them that much credit at least.

Yeah this is definitely what they were going for imo but lmao at the other interpretation

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Knormal posted:

I took it to mean to talk in that weird old-timey over-expository style, not just speak English. I don't think the author meant it to be racist, I'll give them that much credit at least.

Not to state the obvious, but everyone in NSM speaks in an old-timey, over-expository style. And only this guy gets called out for it, in this specific way. For some reason.

Like they probably weren't thinking "grr, I hate the Chinese!" but it's the same as when they wrote Peter's monologue about how the only reason Chinese people, living in Chinatown, would write everything in Chinese is to appeal to tourists.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Not to state the obvious, but everyone in NSM speaks in an old-timey, over-expository style.

not to the same extent - the strip hovers at a good six out of ten and he's at eight or nine.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Frankly I'd want Pete to get decked no matter what he could have said.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I do prefer huge shitbird parker to angsty exposition parker on the other hand.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
Who took Coleen's gloves off while we weren't looking?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Payndz posted:

Who took Coleen's gloves off while we weren't looking?

Good catch. Looks like you found our Weekday v. Sunday passive aggressive war.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
gonna quote this persons post from the funny panels thread because the woman in it is clearly interacting with newspaper spider man

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Proteus Jones posted:

Good catch. Looks like you found our Weekday v. Sunday passive aggressive war.
The best part is that they were there last week, also there on Sunday, and now they're gone! Weekday Artist is starting a new war with Last Weekday Artist.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Golden Claw's brought props!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
the longest thumb in the world

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Props was always my favorite Whose Line segment. :munch:

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.
That's like an amazingly uncomfortable way to hold a newspaper. Or anything.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

joehonkie posted:

That's like an amazingly uncomfortable way to hold a newspaper. Or anything.

It'd make sense if peter was holding it.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
I don’t know any “Iron Fist” but I do know an “Ironfist”

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


Basic observation, Peter's greatest enemy, strikes again!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Samuringa posted:

the longest thumb in the world

joehonkie posted:

That's like an amazingly uncomfortable way to hold a newspaper. Or anything.
He's called "The Golden Claw" people, what do you expect, normal hands?

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



Spectacular

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Web of

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Newspaper

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
unfortunately, golden claw doesn't yet realize that parker is illiterate.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

joehonkie posted:

That's like an amazingly uncomfortable way to hold a newspaper. Or anything.

That's because it's Colin Mochrie holding it from behind him.

Chinook
Apr 11, 2006

SHODAI

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

unfortunately, golden claw doesn't yet realize that parker is illiterate actually still unconscious.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



art

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
that's my secret, cap. i'm always unconscious.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Spidey Aware 100, a man who must keep his consciousness in check for if it ever reaches 100% he'll be useful lose control of his powers

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Samuringa posted:

Spidey Aware 100, a man who must keep his consciousness in check for if it ever reaches 100% he'll be useful lose control of his powers

I see where you're going with this, but if the analogy held up Spider-man would be most useful when he was taking a nap which -

okay objection withdrawn

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