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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

a neat cape posted:

All of you are mean

I hope Bosa is okay, Ross

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Bosa getting hurt would be horrifying it's awful to lose guys like that the game itself just gets worse.

I was just thinking about the Browns and I'm starting to question this receiver corps which Landry called the "best in the NFL." Coleman now traded for a 7th, Josh Gordon hasn't even shown up to camp, best case scenario he just doesn't want to do it and will come back later, worst case . . . well you know. Now Antonio Calloway, the rookie that they had a lot planned for has been cited for marijuana possession and driving on a suspended license which I assume will lead to a suspension. So. . . it's falling apart fast, basically

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1026943038566879233

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

woof, tough break San Diego. sorry ross.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Dearly beloved, they said he was fine.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
This is the screw slowly loosening or water dropping in the final destination injury

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Just contract the Browns already, gently caress.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

No Butt Stuff posted:

Initials would seem to be Coach S.

Which means he's either saying Stefanski, their QB coach, or this was a message from Sparano.

Knowing Richie, he's probably saying Sparano so that no one can refute it, even though he looks like a dumb piece of poo poo (again)

based on the other sceenshots, it probably was Sparano.

https://twitter.com/arifhasannfl/status/1026918557244772352?s=21

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Incognito tweeted out that it was Sparano

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
text messages from beyond the grave

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
does he know Sparano is dead?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol

https://twitter.com/marykaycabot/status/1026951564806811649?s=21

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
Incognito finding new and innovative ways to be a huge piece of poo poo is, by far, the least surprising development of the off season.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




You gotta admit, that's a solid A excuse, like definitely a lawyer, marketing guy and team rep sitting around a table kind of excuse.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Wait, Sparano used “lolz” in a text?

https://twitter.com/68incognito/status/1026912076000722944?s=21

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Wait, Sparano erroneously used the possessive “your” in lieu of the proper contraction?

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


Finally my terrible posting is vindicated

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
In case anyone actually thought the Browns knew about the arrest

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1026613408593051658

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

“lolz” -Tony Sparano, maybe

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Nationalize all football teams and grant ownership to local governments. This is the main platform of my upcoming presidential run

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Play posted:

Nationalize all football teams and grant ownership to local governments. This is the main platform of my upcoming presidential run

We're already sort of part of the way there! Thanks Green Bay!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I heard bosa had his foot amputated c/d?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

FizFashizzle posted:

I heard bosa had his foot amputated c/d?

the whole leg im afraid

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Now that his head's in a jar maybe they'll cast him in live-action Futurama, which I assume will be a thing now that they've perfected live-head-in-jar technology thanks to Mr. Bosa's contribution.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Deep vein thrombosis all the way to the gooch I heard.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Don’t you hate when this happen?

quote:

Antonio Callaway said the marijuana found in a Sunday morning search of his car was not his.

Per a league source, Callaway's story is apparently that he had recently had his car shipped from Florida to Ohio, and that he "hadn't used it in awhile" but others had. It's certainly a story. Already in Stage 1 of the NFL's Substance Abuse Program, Callaway has a lot to lose from any marijuana-related offense, however minor. Coach Hue Jackson is unsure if Callaway will suit up for Thursday's preseason debut.

Kalli posted:

Deep vein thrombosis all the way to the gooch I heard.

Oh no he lost his dick too?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/HerbieTeope/status/1026960955295641606



Any safeties out there available? Preferably not white and not slow?


No...I mean ones that didn't protest the anthem of course.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Huh, I just got reminded of the new kickoff rules. As someone who paid almost no attention to the HoF game other than Lamar Jackson (not the best start to his career) did things look weird/did anything strange happen?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

kiimo posted:

Any safeties out there available? Preferably not white and not slow?


No...I mean ones that didn't protest the anthem of course.

Is Tre Boston signed? Tyvon Branch maybe?

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Play posted:

Is Tre Boston signed? Tyvon Branch maybe?

Tj Ward

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Eric Reid.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
See if Adam Archuleta wants to come out of retirement

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Play posted:

Is Tre Boston signed? Tyvon Branch maybe?

Both are. Boston is.

Boston is getting half as much money this season as Sorensen is.

Happy trails, John Dorsey.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

fsif posted:

Eric Reid.

you're not allowed to willfully ignore the terms of the contest

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1026922617582678016?s=19

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Congrats to Aaron Rodgers on the bare loving minimum: support universally beloved basketball player, hope all the uncomfortable stuff just goes away

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Yeah gently caress that guy

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Jonathan Fisk posted:

Yeah gently caress that guy

hey i never said that just wanted to get out ahead of all the slow clapping

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Play posted:

Congrats to Aaron Rodgers on the bare loving minimum: support universally beloved basketball player, hope all the uncomfortable stuff just goes away

Do you understand just how many white people hate LeBron for being "arrogant"? That's they only descriptor they ever use for why he's bad.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Play posted:

Congrats to Aaron Rodgers on the bare loving minimum: support universally beloved basketball player, hope all the uncomfortable stuff just goes away

He's right in that responding to Trump is never going to make the situation better.

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