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Jul 31, 2018 02:02
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n'awlins spider who faithfully sets out webs near cafe du monde every morning hoping to ensnare an errant funnel cake for sustenance a beignet will do in a pinch |
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Jul 31, 2018 03:05
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Oh hey, cool bike. I have one too. Not cool like yours... let me guess - Harley? Ha ha yeah, I mean I do know my bikes but, I'll be honest - it says there right on the side. Mine says CCM, it means "cool cycle man". |
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Jul 31, 2018 04:01
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Manifisto posted:n'awlins spider who faithfully sets out webs near cafe du monde every morning hoping to ensnare an errant funnel cake for sustenance u take that right back my man, i will fight u, a beignet is superior to funnels cakes in all circumstances |
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Jul 31, 2018 20:27
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:u take that right back my man, i will fight u, a beignet is superior to funnels cakes in all circumstances tell it to the spider also bring it some coffee with chicory while you're at it, it's been asking for that |
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Jul 31, 2018 20:46
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Manifisto posted:tell it to the spider i am mollified by the spiders good coffee opinions 
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Jul 31, 2018 21:51
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Does a white collar/professional billy goat prefer to be addressed as a William goat? |
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Aug 2, 2018 22:26
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please, Bill Goat was my father |
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Aug 3, 2018 05:53
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Time After Wake - 10 Minutes I'm going to have a good day today. I'm going to get so much done. TAW - 1 Hour *picks up floss eagerly, pauses, puts down floss* TAW - 3 Hours God I envy badgers. I'd kill a man to be snuggled up in a burrow right now TAW - 3.5 Hours Can I get a pizza delivered to work? Do they do that? |
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Aug 3, 2018 13:20
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A priest walks into a bar... Giraffe walks up to a hippo... Walrus goes GWAR (me)
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Aug 3, 2018 18:38
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why the long dick? |
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Aug 4, 2018 05:34
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Q: What do you call someone who washes out of NASA's space program? A: An astroNOT! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 4, 2018 14:02
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Four score and seven years ago our forefathers brought forth on this continent a new.... BEAT *house music starts* |
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Aug 4, 2018 14:38
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*throbbing bass* We have nothing to fear but butt In the heat of the night *throbbing bass* We have nothing to fear but butt In the heat of the night |
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Splatmaster posted:Q: What do you call someone who washes out of NASA's space program? lolll ---------------- |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Four score and seven years ago our forefathers brought forth on this continent a new.... ShinyBirdTeeth posted:*throbbing bass* lol
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Aug 4, 2018 17:07
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Comedian walks on to stage, taps microphone, and says, "Sometimes I want to cry." *crowd nods, opens candy* "But sometimes I don't." *crowd cheering, clapping* "I do some stupid stuff and that's not great" *barely holding it in* "But I also do some OK stuff too" *losing their loving minds* |
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Aug 6, 2018 01:21
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a 'meta' indie band that has their dad on stage shaking his head because he doesnt understand hip music
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Aug 6, 2018 02:55
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Big reveal in Star Wars Ep IX: Oh Brother, There's Another? Kylo Stimpy
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Aug 7, 2018 13:51
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He was trained by Duke Groundwalker.
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Aug 7, 2018 13:52
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korra the explorer |
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Aug 7, 2018 19:03
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*pacing nervously before job interview* "if the scatman can do it; so can you" "if the scatman can do it; so can you" |
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Aug 8, 2018 00:14
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sitting six inches away from a screen fourteen feet tall and thirty feet wide, "Better hunch over and get a closer look." |
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Aug 8, 2018 16:59
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A Nightmare on Elm Street inspired cover of Billy Ocean's "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car" Get outta my dreams Turn into a car Get outta my dreams (Trap my friends in the back seat baby) Turn into a car (Beep Beep, yeah) Get outta my mind Get in to my life (Ooooooh) Oh I said hey (Freddy) you (Kruger) Turn into a car https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4AhTjaaDJE
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I got a hand lotion, because I'm tired of having lizard skin. It's not like I'm out welding or farming...sticking my hands in leather tanning acid. Is that how they make leather? Acid? Point is, I am not the prime candidate for rough skin, but despite my cave gremlin life style I have the mitts of a Norwegian oil worker. So I bought the most aggressive lotion they sell. I didn't know lotion came in grades, but it does: There are a lot of them and the stakes are high. I settled on something called Ultimate Grade Hand Treatment. I think if you put this on your boots they turn back into orphans; That's how good it is it turns back the clock. What I want to know is, what knob is getting turned down at the hand cream laboratory that makes this Ultimate Grade. Is there some dude in like a hazmat suit dropping poo poo in the hand cream vat and his manager is like, "No, Tom, no more. That's the Ultimate Grade." Do they have meltdowns there? If Tom puts in four drops of koala tears or whatever instead of three, do they have to evacuate? Cause they are really throwing down the verbiage: "Ultimate Grade Hand Treament. This is the most powerful hand cream solution on the market." Most powerful. You can't look at this directly, you have to wear those solar eclipse glasses. That's how powerful this two dollar tube of oil is. |
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Aug 8, 2018 20:11
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Dungeon Ecology posted:*pacing nervously before job interview* CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Aug 8, 2018 21:03
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Dungeon Ecology posted:*pacing nervously before job interview* please make a thread of this |
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Aug 9, 2018 11:53
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Jolo posted:A Nightmare on Elm Street inspired cover of Billy Ocean's "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car" Still waiting for the group Loverboy to do a tribute to Billy Ocean to pay it forward https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Aug 9, 2018 13:46
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Splatmaster posted:Still waiting for the group Loverboy to do a tribute to Billy Ocean to pay it forward Can you elaborate? I'm having trouble figuring out where you're going with this. Also, while it's just you and me talking, I think you're the greatest.  I sung this at a coworker yesterday and she asked if I made the whole thing up.... She had never heard the Billy Ocean song. I knew she grew up in a very religious home, but dang, no Billy Ocean? No Caribbean Queen? Dang.
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Aug 9, 2018 14:01
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Euphemisms for things that don't actually need euphemisms Those colorful birds you know *whispers* peaweiners |
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Aug 9, 2018 22:05
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how many birds have naughty bits words in their name. titmouse, cockatiel, who were these horny birders naming everything?
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Aug 10, 2018 18:36
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got any sevens posted:how many birds have naughty bits words in their name. titmouse, cockatiel, who were these horny birders naming everything? sexy bird names thread. do it |
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Aug 10, 2018 18:37
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Taping construction paper leaves over all the naught paintings. But also taping construction paper wing wangs on all the boring paintings. |
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Aug 10, 2018 20:46
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If you don't have your own office are you just a cubicler? |
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Aug 11, 2018 00:53
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Did they ever get that wallet in El Segundo? |
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Aug 11, 2018 19:25
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Hiding a sound device to play the Jeopardy theme music at Rodin's the Thinker statue
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Aug 11, 2018 19:33
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havign a Beautiful Mind breakdown because I tried to picture a ninja turtle doing sit-ups |
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Aug 12, 2018 19:35
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Bitches of Pinterest *corgi’s page full of anti cedar chip advocacy to expose big lumbers conspiracy to keep cedar chips research related to puppy autism rates studies subdued * |
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visiting a fortune teller that just plays MASH
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