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Wow. Fried bacon Oreos 
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Aug 7, 2018 23:28
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That's a location-specific curse though; only counts if it's not at a lovely fair, where non-fried foods are anathema
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Aug 7, 2018 23:39
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If you wouldn’t try lovely insane fair food once a year you’re an rear end in a top hat
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Aug 7, 2018 23:40
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Aug 7, 2018 23:41
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Had a bacon fried cinnamon roll at the rodeo and it was blessed as hell. Eat the fair food.
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Aug 7, 2018 23:42
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it's only cursed if you make it at home
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Aug 8, 2018 00:00
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and by it i mean your toilet
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Aug 8, 2018 00:00
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Rad-daddio posted:Uh, I tripped and fell on it this has got to be the number one thing that emergency room types laugh at at first but 3 months into the job it finally loses its novelty
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Aug 8, 2018 00:13
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I think maybe it is. Square toilet not squared Judge FFs
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Aug 8, 2018 00:16
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Fallom posted:If you wouldn’t try lovely insane fair food once a year you’re an rear end in a top hat yeah fair food is great like once a year. gonna chow down on elephant ears and sausages
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Aug 8, 2018 00:17
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I need to find one of those rectangular toilets. They're perfect for these cylindrical turds I keep keep squeezing out like a Play-Do factory. My anus is a rectangle is what I'm saying. Don't ask me to explain.
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Aug 8, 2018 01:14
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What's to explain
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Aug 8, 2018 01:35
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rear end rectangle so what
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Aug 8, 2018 01:37
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BiggerBoat posted:I need to find one of those rectangular toilets. They're perfect for these cylindrical turds I keep keep squeezing out like a Play-Do factory. My anus is a rectangle is what I'm saying. Don't do it. Don't sit your rectangular anus on the rectangular toilet. The moisture will create a gasket, and if you rotate even just a little, you'll bind up at the corners and be stuck on the rectangular toilet. Don't.
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Aug 8, 2018 01:59
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hackbunny posted:it's almost right but not quite wrong enough. mild curse I've seen this view so many times. This is my normal.
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Aug 8, 2018 02:26
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BiggerBoat posted:I need to find one of those rectangular toilets. They're perfect for these cylindrical turds I keep keep squeezing out like a Play-Do factory. My anus is a rectangle is what I'm saying. The “rec” in rectum comes from rectangle. It’s just science
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Aug 8, 2018 03:03
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How does a rectangular anus produce cylindrical turds? Are you magic?
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Aug 8, 2018 03:08
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Subjunctive posted:How does a rectangular anus produce cylindrical turds? Are you magic?
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Aug 8, 2018 03:10
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Ah, of course.
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Aug 8, 2018 03:15
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I want a diversified reboot of Cheers where Norm is the only straight white male character and everybody shouts "Normie!" when he enters the room.
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Aug 8, 2018 03:20
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Subjunctive posted:How does a rectangular anus produce cylindrical turds? Are you magic? spins really fast and planes the corners off
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Aug 8, 2018 06:35
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Infinitum posted:https://i.imgur.com/x1hnXdD.mp4 that is so not loving okay. It's like a goddamn magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, but the rabbit is a 40 foot chocolate snake, and the hat is you. edit - why they have to cut him open like that?! cant they just pull the fucker back out the way it came in?
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Aug 8, 2018 09:25
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Milo and POTUS posted:this has got to be the number one thing that emergency room types laugh at at first but 3 months into the job it finally loses its novelty I thought you were talking about abused kids who "fell down the stairs" at first. lol.
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Aug 8, 2018 09:27
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kcroy posted:that is so not loving okay. It's like a goddamn magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, but the rabbit is a 40 foot chocolate snake, and the hat is you. Obviously they could not, or they would have done it. I imagine he didn't go in for at least few hours after he lost it, because it's embarrassing and he'd hope he could get it out himself. So by the time he goes in his muscles are in spasm and nearby tissues are swollen and inflamed from stress making it even harder to get out the way it went in. Trying to force it out could cause an overstretched membrane to rupture. Meanwhile poop is backing up behind it so there is a time limit. You don't want to risk an intestinal rupture. poo poo getting loose in your abdominal cavity is a bad time. Surgery could be the safest course of action.
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Aug 8, 2018 09:34
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kcroy posted:edit - why they have to cut him open like that?! cant they just pull the fucker back out the way it came in? butts are real good at suckin stuff in
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Aug 8, 2018 10:09
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Infinitum posted:butts are real good at suckin stuff in Oh hey, so that reminds me of a kind of curse, which is that the longer you go without making GBS threads, the drier the turd gets, because your rear end drinks all the water out of it. You're thirsting on lovely rear end-water basically 24/7, just slurping up that bumjuice.
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Aug 8, 2018 11:47
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!Klams posted:Oh hey, so that reminds me of a kind of curse, which is that the longer you go without making GBS threads, the drier the turd gets, because your rear end drinks all the water out of it. You're thirsting on lovely rear end-water basically 24/7, just slurping up that bumjuice. Im sorry ill try to stop
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Aug 8, 2018 11:49
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Rad-daddio posted:They included a little spray bottle filled with fluid. It was called "corpse freshener" and the label was typed in comic sans. They could sell that at a premium by marketing it as perfume or air freshener for goths.
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Aug 8, 2018 11:51
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!Klams posted:Oh hey, so that reminds me of a kind of curse, which is that the longer you go without making GBS threads, the drier the turd gets, because your rear end drinks all the water out of it. You're thirsting on lovely rear end-water basically 24/7, just slurping up that bumjuice. this is why i never stopped making GBS threads
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Aug 8, 2018 11:55
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Hello I am Swedish and I've never seen these irl hanging from the ceiling like that But that is nothing, anyway. We have done much worse crimes to food
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Aug 8, 2018 12:14
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Surstrømming is indeed a curse. And no, I'm not gonna bother with finding a Swedish Ø.
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Aug 8, 2018 13:48
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Lodin posted:Surstrømming is indeed a curse. And no, I'm not gonna bother with finding a Swedish Ø. The Ö key is right between the L and the Ä keys you doofus.
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Aug 8, 2018 14:05
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Aug 8, 2018 14:09
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!Klams posted:Oh hey, so that reminds me of a kind of curse, which is that the longer you go without making GBS threads, the drier the turd gets, because your rear end drinks all the water out of it. You're thirsting on lovely rear end-water basically 24/7, just slurping up that bumjuice. This is how immodium works. It is an opiate that doesnt cross the blood brain barrier. That way it doesnt get you high, it just stops your bowels right in their tracks like all opiates and you have more time to absorb the poo water so you don’t firehose from the anus.
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Aug 8, 2018 14:12
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!Klams posted:Oh hey, so that reminds me of a kind of curse, which is that the longer you go without making GBS threads, the drier the turd gets, because your rear end drinks all the water out of it. You're thirsting on lovely rear end-water basically 24/7, just slurping up that bumjuice. My old warehouse manager used to say "if you hold it in long enough, it turns into flesh".
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Aug 8, 2018 14:14
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Is there any industry millennials won't ruin?
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Aug 8, 2018 14:16
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Jerry Cotton posted:My old warehouse manager used to say "if you hold it in long enough, it turns into flesh". what was it like working for satan
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Aug 8, 2018 14:18
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Jerry Cotton posted:My old warehouse manager used to say "if you hold it in long enough, it turns into flesh". LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH I screamed as I shoved the cork up my rear end
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Jerry Cotton posted:My old warehouse manager used to say "if you hold it in long enough, it turns into flesh". sounds like hes full of poo poo
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