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I remember years ago on the forums where a goon had a total loving meltdown over the idea that someone could drop their phone and break it. "Why wouldn't you hold on to it properly?" "What is this thing you call "an accident"?" "It's impossible not to always know how you're holding something, therefore you HAD TO have dropped it deliberately! Why are you lying to everyone by claiming it somehow just fell out of your hand?" So funny and bizarre I still remember it occasionally when I drop something.
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Thanks, Obama!
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I remember years ago on the forums where a goon had a total loving meltdown over the idea that someone could drop their phone and break it. Getting mad over weird inconsequential stuff is like a goon trademark. The one I always remember is the dude who was absolutely irate at people claiming that they sneeze when they look at the sun, because he just KNEW that wasn't a real thing and they were all making it up.
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bike tory posted:Calcium is just boneless bones you're thinking of gelatin
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ol qwerty bastard posted:people claiming that they sneeze when they look at the sun LIARS YOURE ALL LIARS PEOPLE DONT EVEN LOOK AT THE SUN AND ALSO Why in the gently caress is this something to care about either way? Like, even if I didn’t believe it, I can’t imagine being all that invested in anybody else saying it’s a thing. Man, I want to see this AND the phone droppery meltdown.
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Hjalmar posted:you're thinking of gelatin No gelatin is calcium-less bones
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burial posted:LIARS YOURE ALL LIARS PEOPLE DONT EVEN LOOK AT THE SUN AND ALSO Hell, I sneeze sometimes when looking directly at bright lights. It's a quirk of some people's bodies. But yeah, some people are... sheltered.
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Aug 8, 2018 08:45
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Photo Optic Sneeze Reflex
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ante posted:Photo Optic Sneeze Reflex Autosomal Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst 
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I'm guessing there's a lot of overlap with 'doesn't go outside'. The human body is a clumsy kludge that will gently caress up in absolutely every way it can when given the opportunity.
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AMISH FRIED PIES posted:so you’re the “so no head?” vine kid? I don't know that kid but you nailed the first bit
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Bobby Digital posted:Autosomal Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst 
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She is . . . actually astonishingly good at making faces.
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There's gotta be a better way!!
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Choco1980 posted:There's gotta be a better way!! The actress is apparently from a channel of lifehack videos, which makes me think those gifs are really from one of them with all the lifehacks edited out. 
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Jamesman posted:https://twitter.com/CarmineSabia/status/1026897591005536256 There's also this classic: 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's also this classic: That character design is the definition of trying too hard.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:That character design is the definition of trying too hard. Certainly, but the cosplay is absolutely on point.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:That character design is the definition of trying too hard.
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Collateral Damage posted:Well it is a comic book character.
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bike tory posted:Calcium is just boneless bones https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plXvwbUjbrg 
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The MSJ posted:The actress is apparently from a channel of lifehack videos, which makes me think those gifs are really from one of them with all the lifehacks edited out. I would pay good money to watch a show with nothing but that. Iirc some goon in the lifehack thread typed up a script about infomercial people just bumbling ineptly through life. I can't seem to find the actual post again but it still wakes me up sniggering at night. It was something like Son: [stands up, flips tray] Mom can you help me tie my shoes [falls from having them tied together] Dad: [in through wall like kool-aid man] Honey have you seen the door?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's also this classic: Honestly, I'm most upset that none of these dipshits know it's a tophat, not a "Willy Wonka hat"
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Who What Now posted:Honestly, I'm most upset that none of these dipshits know it's a tophat, not a "Willy Wonka hat" That's how they prove they're a nerd. Nothing can exist without pop culture applied to it.
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Dumbledore posted:That's how they prove they're a nerd. Nothing can exist without pop culture applied to it.
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An erection is just a boneless boner.
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Getting mad over weird inconsequential stuff is like a goon trademark. The one I always remember is the dude who was absolutely irate at people claiming that they sneeze when they look at the sun, because he just KNEW that wasn't a real thing and they were all making it up. My favorite was one of the Games mods losing their poo poo when people were using the acronym NOLF when talking about No One Lives Forever. He didn't know what the acronym stood for, and threatened to ban anyone and everyone that used it.
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Blackchamber posted:An erection is just a boneless boner. Not if you're a walrus.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:My favorite was one of the Games mods losing their poo poo when people were using the acronym NOLF when talking about No One Lives Forever. He didn't know what the acronym stood for, and threatened to ban anyone and everyone that used it. dafuq? The game is the first that the comes up if you google that acronym.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:There's also this classic: They're not wrong about trying too hard. It's just that the criticism should be addressed to the comic book artist, not the cosplayer. Comics are bad.
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Picnic Princess posted:Not if you're a walrus. or a raccoon lol if you don't have a raccoon dickbone in a jar somewhere
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hawowanlawow posted:or a raccoon Why... yes... a "jar".
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Jerry Cotton posted:Why... yes... a "jar". my rear end is a jar
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I keep mine in a box  Jerry Cotton posted:Why... yes... a "jar". Racoonbonerbone Cum Jar
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BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:my rear end is a jar Well then close it already we can smell it from here.
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When is a door not a door? When it's BRISTOL PALINS BABY's rear end
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