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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Who greenlighted this oscar category

https://news.avclub.com/oscars-add-best-popular-film-category-for-the-uncultu-1828194090

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Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!


lmao at a bunch of old white dudes creating a new category just so they don’t catch poo poo for not nominating Black Panther for something besides costumes.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Dark Universe wins the Oscar for Best Cinematic Universe!

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

MrBling posted:

If you were wondering what Nicolas Winding Refn was up to (beyond making a tv show for Amazon), it turns out that he decided to set up his own free streaming service with old exploitation movies that he bought and had restored.

https://twitter.com/akstanwyck/status/1027246924926091264

https://www.bynwr.com/

Signed up, can't wait

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

And still not Oscar for best stunt/stuntman.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I'm waiting on the Oscars for Best Kiss and Biggest Fans.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

MonsieurChoc posted:

And still not Oscar for best stunt/stuntman.

Tom Cruise denied once again.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I know the Oscars is one big commercial, but do they have have commercial breaks? That extra hour sure could add more ads.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Detective No. 27 posted:

I know the Oscars is one big commercial, but do they have have commercial breaks? That extra hour sure could add more ads.

During the Home Run Derby this year they didn't even cut to commercials. The player had a break but there was no break from the footage. While the player drank his Gatorade there was a picture-in-picture or split screen to show commercials.

When the Oscar winner is annnounced and it takes those thirty seconds or whatever for the person to react, then get up, then walk up to the mic, that's perfect for a Jeep ad in the corner.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Wheat Loaf posted:

I'm waiting on the Oscars for Best Kiss and Biggest Fans.

I heard the new Oscar trophy is going to be a surfboard.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Lobok posted:

Tom Cruise denied once again.

If anyone doesn't think Cruise deserves some sort of an award for his antics they're crazy.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

Lobok posted:

Tom Cruise denied once again.

I was thinking more of actual stuntpeople who have been doing dangerous stuff since Hollywood exists for way less pay and prestige than Tom Cruise, but sure. He could get one too.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


The DealNugz.com Presents the Academy Award for Best Picture

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Tars Tarkas posted:

The DealNugz.com Presents the Academy Award for Best Picture

The Academy Awards are definitely brought to you by Diet Coke and Xanax

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
"Here to present the 2021 Doritos® Oscar for Best Superhero Sex Scene (Visible Penetration), please welcome Larry the Netflix® Guy"

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

FInally an award for best theater chain concession stand commercial. I hope it’s the AMC musical one that lasts for seven years!

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Lobok posted:

During the Home Run Derby this year they didn't even cut to commercials. The player had a break but there was no break from the footage. While the player drank his Gatorade there was a picture-in-picture or split screen to show commercials.

When the Oscar winner is annnounced and it takes those thirty seconds or whatever for the person to react, then get up, then walk up to the mic, that's perfect for a Jeep ad in the corner.

Better idea: have a mini-jeep drive winners from their seats to the podium

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Its going to turn into a "best picture people actually watched" and have the other best picture be even more devoted to bad oscar bait it owns

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I mean, we already know what the Oscars will look like in the year 3000:

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

as the oscars adds more and more categories, i realize that we will one day find out which hollywood celebrity has the strongest bladder

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

The only way to make the Oscars fair is to make the awards scheme entirely quantitative, and give one Oscar to whatever film received the highest cumulative amount of human viewership that year. Length of film in minutes x number of individual start-to-finish views of the footage. To keep the results objective, any piece of video footage counts as a film :colbert:

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Oscars should be decided by bloodsport, the only allowed weapon is the Oscar statue itself

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

MonsieurChoc posted:

I was thinking more of actual stuntpeople who have been doing dangerous stuff since Hollywood exists for way less pay and prestige than Tom Cruise, but sure. He could get one too.

that will absolutely never happen because acknowledging the existence of stuntpeople is bad for many actor's brands, particularly those of aging white guys. plus, "oscar-winning stuntperson" is not enough of a marketable factor to be included in mass advertising.

or were you being sarcastic?

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Tars Tarkas posted:

Oscars should be decided by bloodsport, the only allowed weapon is the Oscar statue itself

it should work like GOT where actors can nominate other people to fight in the trial by combat on their behalf. so you have tom holland recruiting taika waititi or whatever the gently caress

obv dave bautista, john cena and dwayne johnson would rep themselves

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Tars Tarkas posted:

Oscars should be decided by bloodsport, the only allowed weapon is the Oscar statue itself

Bloodsport like the Van Damme movie "Bloodsport"? Cause I'd be totally down for that.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

SciFiDownBeat posted:

that will absolutely never happen because acknowledging the existence of stuntpeople is bad for many actor's brands, particularly those of aging white guys. plus, "oscar-winning stuntperson" is not enough of a marketable factor to be included in mass advertising.

or were you being sarcastic?

Nah, I just wish stuntpeople got some recognition for their hard and risky work.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I don’t think sound editing and sound mixing Oscars gets advertised a lot either. Stuntperson Oscars I can see being mentioned on a cheap action movie poster.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

MonsieurChoc posted:

Nah, I just wish stuntpeople got some recognition for their hard and risky work.

I do as well. My joke was just about Cruise being known for his stunts and also having never won an Oscar with multiple nominations.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
I think it's dumb because the elitism is one of the few actual assets the Oscars have over other award shows and much like when they extended the best picture nominations from 5 to 10 this is a shallow attempt at populism that is going to do nothing to get anyone who doesn't already watch or care about the Oscars interested while giving the people who spend months bitching and moaning about how irrelevant and out of touch the Oscars are while fervently debating nominations and watching the award show live every year that much more to complain about.

MonsieurChoc posted:

Nah, I just wish stuntpeople got some recognition for their hard and risky work.

There isn't anything for voice acting or performance capture either and most of the existing technical Oscars are just a footnote that gets no actual time at the awards show, that just isn't what the academy or the viewers care about and even hardcore film nerds are still usually stupid enough to smirk about movies like Norbit and Suicide Squad getting technical nominations even when the movie itself isn't good.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

MonsieurChoc posted:

Nah, I just wish stuntpeople got some recognition for their hard and risky work.

Doing poo poo like falling face first into the ground without trying to shield yourself with your arms or hanging out of the window of a speeding car takes at least as much skill and talent as doing an impression of a historical figure and/or pretending to be disabled. Possibly more.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

*accidentally press quote*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

feedmyleg posted:

If anyone doesn't think Cruise deserves some sort of an award for his antics they're crazy.

I mean he already got the L rob Hubbard medal of freedom and science for everyone

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
The only award Cruise wants is to die on film.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Cruise is forever and is watching all of us RIGHT NOW.

His Thetan energy is off the charts. There is no metric by which to measure it, not even in L. Ron's Journal of Truth & Facts called Dianetics.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Xenu crashing a 747 into a volcano will be appreciated in its time

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Alan Smithee posted:

Xenu crashing a 747 into a volcano will be appreciated in its time

Xenu sounds rad as hell and i'd probably have a beer with that dude and talk about casting psychiatrists into a volcano.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
My father is a Psychiatrist and I trust medicine and science so I know Tom Cruise is full of bullshit and kind of illiterate but he's so cool. But he's so dumb. He's so cool...but he's so dumb!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Tom Cruise apparently need to have Internet porn explained to him. Not a specific porn, the concept of internet porn.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
Tom Cruise may be both dumb and a Scientologist but even he wasn't dumb enough to be involved in Battlefield Earth.

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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1027347237431431169

this trainwreck is going to be amazing

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