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Who greenlighted this oscar category https://news.avclub.com/oscars-add-best-popular-film-category-for-the-uncultu-1828194090
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 19:10 |
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ALFbrot posted:Who greenlighted this oscar category lmao at a bunch of old white dudes creating a new category just so they don’t catch poo poo for not nominating Black Panther for something besides costumes.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 19:13 |
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Dark Universe wins the Oscar for Best Cinematic Universe!
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 19:16 |
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MrBling posted:If you were wondering what Nicolas Winding Refn was up to (beyond making a tv show for Amazon), it turns out that he decided to set up his own free streaming service with old exploitation movies that he bought and had restored. Signed up, can't wait
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 19:19 |
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ALFbrot posted:Who greenlighted this oscar category And still not Oscar for best stunt/stuntman.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 19:54 |
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I'm waiting on the Oscars for Best Kiss and Biggest Fans.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 20:15 |
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MonsieurChoc posted:And still not Oscar for best stunt/stuntman. Tom Cruise denied once again.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 20:15 |
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I know the Oscars is one big commercial, but do they have have commercial breaks? That extra hour sure could add more ads.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 20:20 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:I know the Oscars is one big commercial, but do they have have commercial breaks? That extra hour sure could add more ads. During the Home Run Derby this year they didn't even cut to commercials. The player had a break but there was no break from the footage. While the player drank his Gatorade there was a picture-in-picture or split screen to show commercials. When the Oscar winner is annnounced and it takes those thirty seconds or whatever for the person to react, then get up, then walk up to the mic, that's perfect for a Jeep ad in the corner.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 20:32 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:I'm waiting on the Oscars for Best Kiss and Biggest Fans. I heard the new Oscar trophy is going to be a surfboard.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 20:39 |
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Lobok posted:Tom Cruise denied once again. If anyone doesn't think Cruise deserves some sort of an award for his antics they're crazy.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 20:53 |
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Lobok posted:Tom Cruise denied once again. I was thinking more of actual stuntpeople who have been doing dangerous stuff since Hollywood exists for way less pay and prestige than Tom Cruise, but sure. He could get one too.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 20:55 |
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The DealNugz.com Presents the Academy Award for Best Picture
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 20:55 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:The DealNugz.com Presents the Academy Award for Best Picture The Academy Awards are definitely brought to you by Diet Coke and Xanax
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 20:59 |
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"Here to present the 2021 Doritos® Oscar for Best Superhero Sex Scene (Visible Penetration), please welcome Larry the Netflix® Guy"
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:10 |
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FInally an award for best theater chain concession stand commercial. I hope it’s the AMC musical one that lasts for seven years!
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:17 |
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Lobok posted:During the Home Run Derby this year they didn't even cut to commercials. The player had a break but there was no break from the footage. While the player drank his Gatorade there was a picture-in-picture or split screen to show commercials. Better idea: have a mini-jeep drive winners from their seats to the podium
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:18 |
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Its going to turn into a "best picture people actually watched" and have the other best picture be even more devoted to bad oscar bait it owns
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:27 |
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I mean, we already know what the Oscars will look like in the year 3000:
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:28 |
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as the oscars adds more and more categories, i realize that we will one day find out which hollywood celebrity has the strongest bladder
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 21:33 |
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The only way to make the Oscars fair is to make the awards scheme entirely quantitative, and give one Oscar to whatever film received the highest cumulative amount of human viewership that year. Length of film in minutes x number of individual start-to-finish views of the footage. To keep the results objective, any piece of video footage counts as a film
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 22:20 |
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Oscars should be decided by bloodsport, the only allowed weapon is the Oscar statue itself
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 22:35 |
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MonsieurChoc posted:I was thinking more of actual stuntpeople who have been doing dangerous stuff since Hollywood exists for way less pay and prestige than Tom Cruise, but sure. He could get one too. that will absolutely never happen because acknowledging the existence of stuntpeople is bad for many actor's brands, particularly those of aging white guys. plus, "oscar-winning stuntperson" is not enough of a marketable factor to be included in mass advertising. or were you being sarcastic?
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 22:36 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:Oscars should be decided by bloodsport, the only allowed weapon is the Oscar statue itself it should work like GOT where actors can nominate other people to fight in the trial by combat on their behalf. so you have tom holland recruiting taika waititi or whatever the gently caress obv dave bautista, john cena and dwayne johnson would rep themselves
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 22:37 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:Oscars should be decided by bloodsport, the only allowed weapon is the Oscar statue itself Bloodsport like the Van Damme movie "Bloodsport"? Cause I'd be totally down for that.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 23:50 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:that will absolutely never happen because acknowledging the existence of stuntpeople is bad for many actor's brands, particularly those of aging white guys. plus, "oscar-winning stuntperson" is not enough of a marketable factor to be included in mass advertising. Nah, I just wish stuntpeople got some recognition for their hard and risky work.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 00:18 |
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I don’t think sound editing and sound mixing Oscars gets advertised a lot either. Stuntperson Oscars I can see being mentioned on a cheap action movie poster.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 00:24 |
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MonsieurChoc posted:Nah, I just wish stuntpeople got some recognition for their hard and risky work. I do as well. My joke was just about Cruise being known for his stunts and also having never won an Oscar with multiple nominations.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 00:26 |
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I think it's dumb because the elitism is one of the few actual assets the Oscars have over other award shows and much like when they extended the best picture nominations from 5 to 10 this is a shallow attempt at populism that is going to do nothing to get anyone who doesn't already watch or care about the Oscars interested while giving the people who spend months bitching and moaning about how irrelevant and out of touch the Oscars are while fervently debating nominations and watching the award show live every year that much more to complain about.MonsieurChoc posted:Nah, I just wish stuntpeople got some recognition for their hard and risky work. There isn't anything for voice acting or performance capture either and most of the existing technical Oscars are just a footnote that gets no actual time at the awards show, that just isn't what the academy or the viewers care about and even hardcore film nerds are still usually stupid enough to smirk about movies like Norbit and Suicide Squad getting technical nominations even when the movie itself isn't good.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 00:54 |
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MonsieurChoc posted:Nah, I just wish stuntpeople got some recognition for their hard and risky work. Doing poo poo like falling face first into the ground without trying to shield yourself with your arms or hanging out of the window of a speeding car takes at least as much skill and talent as doing an impression of a historical figure and/or pretending to be disabled. Possibly more.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:13 |
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*accidentally press quote*
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:17 |
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feedmyleg posted:If anyone doesn't think Cruise deserves some sort of an award for his antics they're crazy. I mean he already got the L rob Hubbard medal of freedom and science for everyone
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:19 |
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The only award Cruise wants is to die on film.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:32 |
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Tom Cruise is forever and is watching all of us RIGHT NOW. His Thetan energy is off the charts. There is no metric by which to measure it, not even in L. Ron's Journal of Truth & Facts called Dianetics.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:38 |
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Xenu crashing a 747 into a volcano will be appreciated in its time
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:40 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Xenu crashing a 747 into a volcano will be appreciated in its time Xenu sounds rad as hell and i'd probably have a beer with that dude and talk about casting psychiatrists into a volcano.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:47 |
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My father is a Psychiatrist and I trust medicine and science so I know Tom Cruise is full of bullshit and kind of illiterate but he's so cool. But he's so dumb. He's so cool...but he's so dumb!
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:49 |
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Tom Cruise apparently need to have Internet porn explained to him. Not a specific porn, the concept of internet porn.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:55 |
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Tom Cruise may be both dumb and a Scientologist but even he wasn't dumb enough to be involved in Battlefield Earth.
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:57 |
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https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1027347237431431169 this trainwreck is going to be amazing
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# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:03 |