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quote:I don't have the money for a fancy therapist who could do some long term work Sounds like a catch 22. I hope I don't sound like an rear end in a top hat if I say you gotta find that money.
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loquacius posted:IANAD but I don't think this is how this works lol, how's a guy gonna piss if he has no balls to store it in?!? That's just retarded. 
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Incest anon, I'm really sorry to hear that. I'm not sure what a good next step would be except trying to find a better long-term therapy situation, but I know that can get really expensive if your job doesn't want to cover it. I hope you're able to find something since clearly what you've been trying isn't working. Good luck.
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Aug 7, 2018 17:46
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Just let the piss fall straight out, no storage.
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armchairyoda posted:lol, how's a guy gonna piss if he has no balls to store it in?!? That's just retarded.
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Aug 8, 2018 12:24
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Actually doesn't it just fill up the (now empty) scrotum? Like I thought there were loads of dudes who lost their balls but still functioned normally because their sacks now had more room for pee...
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Aug 8, 2018 15:39
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This is like the flipside of playground conversations about how sex works.
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btw for anyone who's curious, the reason we're talking about penectomies and castration is because of sugar free jazz. click his question mark and see. he's been telling confessors to cut their dicks off since june of last year. I'd like to propose that sugar free jazz is in fact the anonymous mastermind, and his real master plan is to de-dick everyone on SA. well played, sfj, well played.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:btw for anyone who's curious, the reason we're talking about penectomies and castration is because of sugar free jazz. click his question mark and see. he's been telling confessors to cut their dicks off since june of last year. Pictured: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_btn0WB6XVc
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SciFiDownBeat posted:he's been telling confessors to cut their dicks off since june of last year. It's the perfect thread for that now.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:btw for anyone who's curious, the reason we're talking about penectomies and castration is because of sugar free jazz. click his question mark and see. he's been telling confessors to cut their dicks off since june of last year. its a good answer to many of life's problems and most people don't even consider it
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sugar free jazz posted:its a good answer to many of life's problems and most people don't even consider it at this point you are the wise man on the mountain
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sneakyfrog posted:at this point you are the wise man on the mountain if you see the Buddha on the road to enlightenment, cut his dick off
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Son of Man posted:if you see the Buddha on the road to enlightenment, cut his dick off “And if thy dick offend thee, cut it off, and. cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that thy member should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
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Aug 9, 2018 08:22
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If ten cock & ball torture seshes aren't enough consider some form of behavior therapy?
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Aug 9, 2018 08:42
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Son of Man posted:if you see the Buddha on the road to enlightenment, cut his dick off
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quote:I enjoy reading the r/relationship thread in GBS but am really behind on the thread. That's not my confession though. My confession is that I am sure I personally know the chick who posted in legaladvice because she won't shut up about incest so CPS keeps getting called. I called in one on her because she got incredibly creepy with me about it (she didn't say she wanted to molest her son but definitely said she was okay with him experimenting with her if he felt like it when he was older) but I have no idea if that's the call that triggered the visit. yikes I might have missed that post in the r/r thread, so I can't link it, sorry quote:I like to smell that area between my balls and rear end. I really dig into it with my hand and then smell it. A couple times I've done it too hard/too often and it starts to bleed, which ruins the smell. A few weeks ago I forgot to wash my hand afterward and ended up getting a pretty nasty case of pink eye after I used it to take my contacts out. The best time to do it is after a long day at work on a really hot day when it gets nice and juicy down there. gross
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Aug 9, 2018 12:48
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Good morning, anonymous confessions, what is going on in
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Everyone's smelled their own rear end... ...it starts to bleed?!
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loquacius posted:yikes I remember it. It was insanely hosed up and the woman needed her children taking away and her to be put into supervised care.
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Aug 9, 2018 13:11
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So she's basically the mom from Boardwalk Empire.
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Aug 9, 2018 13:31
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loquacius posted:gross
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Solice Kirsk posted:So she's basically the mom from Boardwalk Empire. Ugh, I'd forgotten about that.
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Aug 9, 2018 14:24
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Splicer posted:If you're getting pinkeye from your own taint you need to get to a doctor i'd try taking a shower first
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Aug 9, 2018 14:38
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Splicer posted:If you're getting pinkeye from your own taint you need to get to a doctor Sounds like he's cultivating his own taint jelly for that sweet aroma so maybe a brain doctor is in order.
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Aug 9, 2018 15:20
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The day I encounter that goon's rancid rear end is the day i resign from my profession of rear end eating.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The day I encounter that goon's rancid rear end is the day i resign from my profession of rear end eating. namechange: yeah I ate rear end
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yeah I eat rear end posted:The day I encounter that goon's rancid rear end is the day i resign from my profession of rear end eating. It’s a profession?! I thought you were just an enthusiast.
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therattle posted:It’s a profession?! I thought you were just an enthusiast. he’s a connoisseur, a critic
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therattle posted:It’s a profession?! I thought you were just an enthusiast. Yeah dude, he's pretty much the SA authority on eating rear end. I thought everyone knew that.
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wesleywillis posted:Yeah dude, he's pretty much the SA authority on eating rear end. I did know that! I just thought it was a hobby or a lifestyle; not a job. Who pays him?
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Aug 9, 2018 17:39
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loquacius posted:yikes Second confession fetishizing the Stink Palm from Mallrats. 
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Aug 9, 2018 17:47
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therattle posted:I did know that! I just thought it was a hobby or a lifestyle; not a job. you better not be trying to get in on this. I've worked hard to become the world's premiere eater of rear end and I won't let an amateur like you encroach on my territory.
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Son of Man posted:if you see the Buddha on the road to enlightenment, cut his dick off do not cut off other people's dicks unless they, completely voluntarily, ask you to do it. it is a personal decision for one's own wellbeing smh
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"smh" is an acronym which in this case stands for "sever my hog"
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therattle posted:I did know that! I just thought it was a hobby or a lifestyle; not a job.
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McSpanky posted:Sounds like he's cultivating his own taint jelly for that sweet aroma so maybe a brain doctor is in order. Remember that goon that told the story about how he would wipe the sweat/discharge off of his pilonidal cyst and wiped it on his bedpost all the time and sent the picture of the bedpost and it was this weird discolored streak? Think that was in one of the bachelor threads.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Remember that goon that told the story about how he would wipe the sweat/discharge off of his pilonidal cyst and wiped it on his bedpost all the time and sent the picture of the bedpost and it was this weird discolored streak? Think that was in one of the bachelor threads. I hate this
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Solice Kirsk posted:Remember that goon that told the story about how he would wipe the sweat/discharge off of his pilonidal cyst and wiped it on his bedpost all the time and sent the picture of the bedpost and it was this weird discolored streak? Think that was in one of the bachelor threads. That wasn't the same guy that used a shop vac to suck the poo poo out of his taint boil was it?
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